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who invited the cows?

normnorm Posts: 31,146
edited May 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
i wonder if afterward the cows went people tipping
Cows on the loose in Boxford, Mass., crashed a backyard party last weekend, and went right for the beer.

“They enjoyed it. There’s no doubt about it. They went right for the beer and then when one was done, they’d knock another one over and take care of that beer,” Lt. James Riter of the Boxford Police Department told NBC affiliate WHDH.com.

Police said they heard reports of screams from a group of women as five or six cows stumbled into the yard, eagerly hurtling toward the beers.

“They got up as the cows went toward the table. They stepped back and the cows took over the table, knocking over the beers with their noses, drinking the beer off the table. They went to the recycling bin to find any leftovers,” Riter told the TV station.

A caller told the 911 dispatcher: “We thought they were deer, but they're huge, huge, huge cows. There's got to be five or six of them.”

Andrea Poritzky also called 911 after spotting "about six cows" in her yard.

"I don't own cows,” she said.

“I was initially a little nervous. And then after I found it very comical and not very surprising due to the fact that we live in the country here,” Poritzky said.

A police escort rounded up the cows and returned them to a farm about a mile away.
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/ ... party?lite
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  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,815
    I heard about this. I wonder how much beer a large cow has to consume to get intoxicated. :lol:
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  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    :lol:
    How do you mistake huge, huge, huge cows for deer?
    What kind of deer are they raising in MA?
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    Cows are much smarter animals than I had originally thought..yay beer!
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I took a cow home after a party once. She pestered me for about 6 months. :fp:
  • JaneNYJaneNY Posts: 4,438
    Well beer is based on grain - they must have a good sense of smell to head right to the beer 8-)
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    SD48277 wrote:
    How do you mistake huge, huge, huge cows for deer?

    Remember, there was beer involved...
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  • Meg8686Meg8686 Posts: 1,234
    For all the cows :)

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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,303
    DS1119 wrote:
    I took a cow home after a party once. She pestered me for about 6 months. :fp:
    They always look worse in the morning...

    :lol:
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    "Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it."
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 42,427
    i thought this thread said "who invented the cows" :lol:
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    it's an utter disgrace....
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 42,427
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    it's an utter disgrace....

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  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 42,427
    Meg8686 wrote:
    For all the cows :)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXg5bNXmY0k

    Poor Cow ;)

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