Practical jokes for my husband?
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So after 20 months of living 6 hours apart because of jobs, my daughter and I are finally moving back in with my husband (11 days to go!). However, my husband and I have already discussed how it might be a bit of an adjustment living together again full time.So, to try and keep things light while we adjust, I thought I'd have a few practical jokes ready...
A couple simple ideas I have:
I pretty much have music going in the kitchen all the time, but I thought I'd switch out my usual PJ and co for some Lady Gaga/Rihana type music... and make sure I learn the lyrics!
Or start making him say grace before we eat dinner (no offence meant to anyone who does this, but this just isn't part of our family life)... or even better, get out of bed before going to sleep to kneel down and say my prayers.
I've got him good a few times... my favourite was when I found a pack of matches in his jeans and I wrote a girl's name and phone number on the inside. I made sure he was chatting with me while I was doing laundry and cleaning out pockets. I pulled out the match book and got all upset when I saw the girl's name and number. You should have seen him sweat! He knew he hadn't done anything wrong, but couldn't find the words to really explain how it got there. I played it out for about an hour—Grammy worthy performance he said!
Anyone got any ideas for me? Nothing really mean though...
A couple simple ideas I have:
I pretty much have music going in the kitchen all the time, but I thought I'd switch out my usual PJ and co for some Lady Gaga/Rihana type music... and make sure I learn the lyrics!
Or start making him say grace before we eat dinner (no offence meant to anyone who does this, but this just isn't part of our family life)... or even better, get out of bed before going to sleep to kneel down and say my prayers.
I've got him good a few times... my favourite was when I found a pack of matches in his jeans and I wrote a girl's name and phone number on the inside. I made sure he was chatting with me while I was doing laundry and cleaning out pockets. I pulled out the match book and got all upset when I saw the girl's name and number. You should have seen him sweat! He knew he hadn't done anything wrong, but couldn't find the words to really explain how it got there. I played it out for about an hour—Grammy worthy performance he said!
Anyone got any ideas for me? Nothing really mean though...
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Nothing really mean?! ^^^That's pretty mean.
But kinda funny too. I just think you should master the art of peeing standing up if you really want to shock the fella. Or draw up some elaborate plans for robbing a bank, like floorplans and handwritten notes all over it. Be sure to put it on the refrigerator with some scribbling from your daughter on it too.
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Crossed my mind, but I think it might backfire. I briefly thought about getting my daughter to talk about "mommy's friend Dave." But again, that may cause actual problems...
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