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What kind of a girl do you think I am?!?

unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
edited June 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
So I bring my shattered new iPad to the Apple Store to have it fixed.

(Dropped it on pavement in a parking lot. Saved the $40 cover, but broke the $729 iPad.)

The Apple Genius seems very nice. Has the same last name as me, which automatically makes him a Decent Human Being, I'm thinking.

So we're chatting pleasantly about this and that, and he's getting ready to give me my new iPad and swap out the card from my original iPad.

I'm telling him how I don't have a ton of apps on it.

He says, "Do you have Orgy?"

I go, :shock:

Then I go, :o

Then I go, :x

And I say, "No! What?!? Of course not! What is that?" (I'm sputtering with indignation.)

He goes, :-?

He looks right into my eyes, and speaking very slowly and carefully, says, "Do you have 4G?"

And I go, :oops: "Uh, yes, I have 4G."

Then, because I can't help myself, I say, "I thought you said 'orgy.'" And then I go :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

And he goes, :| and says very little for the rest of the transaction.

But I cannot stop laughing. I can't even stop when he asks me if I want them to email the receipt. I just laugh so hard that I'm crying, wiping tears from my eyes and shaking my head.

I'm not sure I can go back there again.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    unlost dogs wrote:
    I'm not sure I can go back there again.

    but if you do i sooo wanna go with you! :lol: :corn: 8-)
  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    :thumbup: :clap::lol:
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  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    :lol:
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    When I heard the commercial, them saying 4G sounded a lot like orgy. So i can understand you hearing it too. :twisted:
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    :lol:
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    he probably had a bad experience...I've seen those Apple nerds.

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  • of.the.girlof.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    voidofman wrote:
    When I heard the commercial, them saying 4G sounded a lot like orgy. So i can understand you hearing it too. :twisted:


    THANK YOU!!!

    We should really hang out more.

    The world needs people like us.
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Enjoy overhearing at the Dogs Family Reunion and overhearing a conversation that goes like

    So I was helping this very attractive yet obviously disturbed woman with replacing her new Ipad....
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  • g under pg under p Posts: 18,182
    :lol: I pretty sure he won't forget you ANYTIME soon. :lol:

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  • youngsteryoungster Posts: 6,576
    :lol::lol::lol:

    This story is now second to the treadmill story. This is good stuff. You should write a book. Or keep a journal and publish it. :lol:
    He who forgets will be destined to remember.

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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    they have an app for that?
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    unlost dogs wrote:
    voidofman wrote:
    When I heard the commercial, them saying 4G sounded a lot like orgy. So i can understand you hearing it too. :twisted:


    THANK YOU!!!

    We should really hang out more.

    The world needs people like us.

    So, um, what are you inviting me to? :lol:
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    voidofman wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    voidofman wrote:
    When I heard the commercial, them saying 4G sounded a lot like orgy. So i can understand you hearing it too. :twisted:


    THANK YOU!!!

    We should really hang out more.

    The world needs people like us.

    So, um, what are you inviting me to? :lol:

    apparently an orgy at an apple store
  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,149
    Good stuff. I second the book suggestion.
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  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    norm wrote:

    apparently an orgy at an apple store

    4G! 4G! 4G!

    :ugeek:
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    I love you.

    And he is going to be thinking about you all day. Those apple nerds don't hear words like "orgy" enough. :lol:
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    voidofman wrote:
    norm wrote:

    apparently an orgy at an apple store

    4G! 4G! 4G!

    :ugeek:

    remember, this is the same woman that invited 81 into her room with 4and20 :problem:
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    norm wrote:
    voidofman wrote:
    norm wrote:

    apparently an orgy at an apple store

    4G! 4G! 4G!

    :ugeek:

    remember, this is the same woman that invited 81 into her room with 4and20 :problem:
    Can you blame her?
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    I love you.

    And he is going to be thinking about you all day. Those apple nerds don't hear words like "orgy" enough. :lol:

    Probably the first time he ever heard it. :lol:
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    norm wrote:
    voidofman wrote:
    norm wrote:

    apparently an orgy at an apple store

    4G! 4G! 4G!

    :ugeek:

    remember, this is the same woman that invited 81 into her room with 4and20 :problem:


    afroannie was in there too. :o
    81 is now off the air

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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    norm wrote:
    voidofman wrote:
    norm wrote:

    apparently an orgy at an apple store

    4G! 4G! 4G!

    :ugeek:

    remember, this is the same woman that invited 81 into her room with 4and20 :problem:

    8-) :silent:
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    norm wrote:
    voidofman wrote:
    norm wrote:

    apparently an orgy at an apple store

    4G! 4G! 4G!

    :ugeek:

    remember, this is the same woman that invited 81 into her room with 4and20 :problem:

    whatever 81 and unlost did while I was in the shower is their business!
    (I think I did hear a bunch of shuffling around when I turned the water off)
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    tell us the story about the boat crashing into rocks again please ;)
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    RKCNDY wrote:
    whatever 81 and unlost did while I was in the shower is their business!
    (I think I did hear a bunch of shuffling around when I turned the water off)

    that whole weekend sounds like sodom and gomorrah...and i'm pissed i missed it :(
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    norm wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    whatever 81 and unlost did while I was in the shower is their business!
    (I think I did hear a bunch of shuffling around when I turned the water off)

    that whole weekend sounds like sodom and gomorrah...and i'm pissed i missed it :(

    me too...sad eyed didn't come out either. :(
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    chadwick wrote:
    tell us the story about the boat crashing into rocks again please ;)

    i'm sort of hungry....anybody know of any non infested places
    81 is now off the air

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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    norm wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    whatever 81 and unlost did while I was in the shower is their business!
    (I think I did hear a bunch of shuffling around when I turned the water off)

    that whole weekend sounds like sodom and gomorrah...and i'm pissed i missed it :(

    One word for you my friend: PJ25.
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