What kind of a girl do you think I am?!?
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So I bring my shattered new iPad to the Apple Store to have it fixed.
(Dropped it on pavement in a parking lot. Saved the $40 cover, but broke the $729 iPad.)
The Apple Genius seems very nice. Has the same last name as me, which automatically makes him a Decent Human Being, I'm thinking.
So we're chatting pleasantly about this and that, and he's getting ready to give me my new iPad and swap out the card from my original iPad.
I'm telling him how I don't have a ton of apps on it.
He says, "Do you have Orgy?"
I go, :shock:
Then I go,
Then I go, :x
And I say, "No! What?!? Of course not! What is that?" (I'm sputtering with indignation.)
He goes, :-?
He looks right into my eyes, and speaking very slowly and carefully, says, "Do you have 4G?"
And I go, :oops: "Uh, yes, I have 4G."
Then, because I can't help myself, I say, "I thought you said 'orgy.'" And then I go
And he goes,
and says very little for the rest of the transaction.
But I cannot stop laughing. I can't even stop when he asks me if I want them to email the receipt. I just laugh so hard that I'm crying, wiping tears from my eyes and shaking my head.
I'm not sure I can go back there again.
(Dropped it on pavement in a parking lot. Saved the $40 cover, but broke the $729 iPad.)
The Apple Genius seems very nice. Has the same last name as me, which automatically makes him a Decent Human Being, I'm thinking.
So we're chatting pleasantly about this and that, and he's getting ready to give me my new iPad and swap out the card from my original iPad.
I'm telling him how I don't have a ton of apps on it.
He says, "Do you have Orgy?"
I go, :shock:
Then I go,
Then I go, :x
And I say, "No! What?!? Of course not! What is that?" (I'm sputtering with indignation.)
He goes, :-?
He looks right into my eyes, and speaking very slowly and carefully, says, "Do you have 4G?"
And I go, :oops: "Uh, yes, I have 4G."
Then, because I can't help myself, I say, "I thought you said 'orgy.'" And then I go
And he goes,
and says very little for the rest of the transaction.But I cannot stop laughing. I can't even stop when he asks me if I want them to email the receipt. I just laugh so hard that I'm crying, wiping tears from my eyes and shaking my head.
I'm not sure I can go back there again.
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but if you do i sooo wanna go with you!
"I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
- Christopher McCandless
THANK YOU!!!
We should really hang out more.
The world needs people like us.
So I was helping this very attractive yet obviously disturbed woman with replacing her new Ipad....
Peace
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*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
This story is now second to the treadmill story. This is good stuff. You should write a book. Or keep a journal and publish it.
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So, um, what are you inviting me to?
apparently an orgy at an apple store
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2025: Pittsburgh 5/16+5/18
4G! 4G! 4G!
:ugeek:
And he is going to be thinking about you all day. Those apple nerds don't hear words like "orgy" enough.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
remember, this is the same woman that invited 81 into her room with 4and20 :problem:
Probably the first time he ever heard it.
afroannie was in there too.
whatever 81 and unlost did while I was in the shower is their business!
(I think I did hear a bunch of shuffling around when I turned the water off)
- Christopher McCandless
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
that whole weekend sounds like sodom and gomorrah...and i'm pissed i missed it :(
me too...sad eyed didn't come out either. :(
- Christopher McCandless
i'm sort of hungry....anybody know of any non infested places
One word for you my friend: PJ25.