The Exact Time Women Crave Sex

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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I remember hearing somewhere that women in their 30's are as randy as teenage boys.








    It's true.








    :corn:


    Ms. dc is 28... I'm really running out of patience. :P :lol:
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    norm wrote:
    i always thought the exact time a woman craved sex was when they saw me :?

    End this thread now. Norm has knocked it out of the park. :lol::lol:
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I remember hearing somewhere that women in their 30's are as randy as teenage boys.

    I hit late 20s and my libido went through the fucking ROOF!! My poor boyfriend. :lol: Been like that for 5 years now...life's good! :mrgreen:

    As for days or times....any time is a good time in our house!
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    I crave sex as soon as I get stoned....within 5 minutes I'm horny as fuck. Does anyone else get like that?
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    I crave sex as soon as I get stoned....within 5 minutes I'm horny as fuck. Does anyone else get like that?

    come on over and we'll find out ;) :wave: :corn:
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    norm wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    I crave sex as soon as I get stoned....within 5 minutes I'm horny as fuck. Does anyone else get like that?

    come on over and we'll find out ;) :wave: :corn:

    :lol: :wave:
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    norm wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    I crave sex as soon as I get stoned....within 5 minutes I'm horny as fuck. Does anyone else get like that?

    come on over and we'll find out ;) :wave: :corn:
    :lol:
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    so this is why my fuck buddy wants me at her place by 11pm on saturdays. i always thought it was because of her kid going to sleep at that time.
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    so this is why my fuck buddy wants me at her place by 11pm on saturdays. i always thought it was because of her kid going to sleep at that time.
    nah she's just drunk and her standards are lowered :P










    i kid, i kid
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    conman wrote:
    so this is why my fuck buddy wants me at her place by 11pm on saturdays. i always thought it was because of her kid going to sleep at that time.
    nah she's just drunk and her standards are lowered :P










    i kid, i kid
    nah she likes to get stoned, I'm the one that gets drunk lol and who couldn't resist a FLID :P
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    nah she likes to get stoned, I'm the one that gets drunk lol and who couldn't resist a FLID :P
    FLID??
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    conman wrote:
    nah she likes to get stoned, I'm the one that gets drunk lol and who couldn't resist a FLID :P
    FLID??

    Fucking Long Island D*ck?
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  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    RKCNDY wrote:
    conman wrote:
    nah she likes to get stoned, I'm the one that gets drunk lol and who couldn't resist a FLID :P
    FLID??

    Fucking Long Island D*ck?
    makes perfect sense
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    FLID=Fucking Long Island Douchebag
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    FLID=Fucking Long Island Douchebag
    makes perfect sense
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    urbandictionary.com:

    Things that all Flids know:
    1) Northeastern America is a suburb of New York City.
    2) The rest of America consists of a couple of farms and the OC (which they know from their favorite show)
    3) Dave Matthews totally sold out 3 years ago, John Mayer is like way better.
    4) The fact that the Long Island Sound sucks does not stop these people from trudging across the snow in sandals in the winter.
    5) Although they love New York, they have never been to the Bronx, Queens, Brooklyn, or Staten Island except to see a baseball game. Also, they have never traveled to any state that does not rhyme with Jew Nersey or Konnektikut.
    6) Hat backwards... always.
    7) They came out of their mom's womb wearing a pink polo shirt, collars popped, and wearing a diaper made by Ambercrombie and Finch.

    really? :?











    :lol::lol::lol:
    kidding...kidding
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  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    Soooo 420 when do you crave sex?









    I kid I kid




















    Nope I don't


















    :)
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    edited May 2012
    RKCNDY wrote:
    urbandictionary.com:

    Things that all Flids know:
    1) Northeastern America is a suburb of New York City.
    2) The rest of America consists of a couple of farms and the OC (which they know from their favorite show)
    3) Dave Matthews totally sold out 3 years ago, John Mayer is like way better.
    4) The fact that the Long Island Sound sucks does not stop these people from trudging across the snow in sandals in the winter.
    5) Although they love New York, they have never been to the Bronx, Queens, Brooklyn, or Staten Island except to see a baseball game. Also, they have never traveled to any state that does not rhyme with Jew Nersey or Konnektikut.
    6) Hat backwards... always.
    7) They came out of their mom's womb wearing a pink polo shirt, collars popped, and wearing a diaper made by Ambercrombie and Finch.

    really? :?
    :lol::lol::lol:
    kidding...kidding
    i'm pretty sure all of that applies to the rich kids of long island :fp:

    i'm proud to say that i'm not one of them
    Post edited by conman on
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Soooo 420 when do you crave sex?









    I kid I kid




















    Nope I don't


















    :)

    :silent:


















    ;)
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    norm wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    I crave sex as soon as I get stoned....within 5 minutes I'm horny as fuck. Does anyone else get like that?

    come on over and we'll find out ;) :wave: :corn:
    :lol:
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  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    11pm on Saturday huh? She was passed out. :evil:

    :lol:
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    she didn't wait for 11pm.. man, she's taking full advantage of me before i leave... i don't mind 8-)
  • Drowned OutDrowned Out Posts: 6,056
    zarocat wrote:
    Saturday night? Hockey is on though :lol:
    Ah, but in Alberta, game 2 on HNIC ends about 10:30....foreplay during After Hours, 'peak' around 11....might be on to somethin here ;)
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    any fun last night? 8-)
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    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    I crave sex as soon as I get stoned....within 5 minutes I'm horny as fuck. Does anyone else get like that?


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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    this must mean then it starts at 11pm and goes all night ;)

    silly study, I think it is based on where you are in life...
    decade wise :D
  • Fifi_IrelandFifi_Ireland Posts: 576
    or how close to a picture of pearl jam you are hahaha!
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    ...any time I hear Pantera...


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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    When I hear a long board roll down the road.
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    ...any time I hear Pantera...

    :shifty:
    gotta love Pantera.


    ...any time I hear Method Man 8-)
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