Guys and Girls, Don't pet the Cheetahs

Dr. DelightDr. Delight Posts: 11,210
edited May 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
And so you see, I have come to doubt
All that I once held as true
I stand alone without beliefs
The only truth I know is you.
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    dumbass
    81 is now off the air

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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,225
    I don't even like petting my cat she likes to bite ..
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    I don't even like petting my cat she likes to bite ..

    you can confuse a cat by not reacting when they bite you....it's pretty funny
    81 is now off the air

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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,225
    81 wrote:
    I don't even like petting my cat she likes to bite ..

    you can confuse a cat by not reacting when they bite you....it's pretty funny

    I know then she just takes her back paws and starts scratching at my hands that can also hurt :lol::lol: but i love fucking with her ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    Am I the only one that thought this was going to be something dirty?

    :oops:
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  • cubBEE_girlcubBEE_girl Posts: 3,365
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Am I the only one that thought this was going to be something dirty?

    :oops:


    no. :oops: :lol:
    I lost a bet...
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Am I the only one that thought this was going to be something dirty?

    :oops:


    no. :oops: :lol:

    :lol: We've been spending too much time here - these guys' dirty minds are rubbing off on us!
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  • cubBEE_girlcubBEE_girl Posts: 3,365
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Am I the only one that thought this was going to be something dirty?

    :oops:


    no. :oops: :lol:

    :lol: We've been spending too much time here - these guys' dirty minds are rubbing off on us!

    :lol: Um, yeah, that's it...it is all the guys' fault. My mind was never dirty before spending time here. :shifty:
    I lost a bet...
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388

    :lol: Um, yeah, that's it...it is all the guys' fault. My mind was never dirty before spending time here. :shifty:

    Exactly.

    ;)
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    i like one of the comments at the bottom of the site where the articale came from.

    "roses are red.
    violets are blue.
    petting a cheeta.
    is a dumb ass move" - somebody
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I had my picture taken with a cheetah when I was a kid

    as in sitting right next to it, no cage or anything,

    that was back in the early 80s, when animal trainers would set up little photo booths in the mall with their exotic animals, and charge $5 for a polaroid.

    He didn't let me pet it... :(
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,225
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    :lol: Um, yeah, that's it...it is all the guys' fault. My mind was never dirty before spending time here. :shifty:

    Exactly.

    ;)

    I like the way you two think ;)
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • Dr. DelightDr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    I would never get into the same cage/area as an animal that :
    Was a predator
    Has sharp teeth
    Weighed as much or more than myself
    Could outrun you even in "stroll" mode.
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • perfectlefts14perfectlefts14 Posts: 2,023
    I would never get into the same cage/area as an animal that :
    Was a predator
    Has sharp teeth
    Weighed as much or more than myself
    Could outrun you even in "stroll" mode.
    Yep
    Tell the captain
    'This boats not safe
    And we're drowning.'
  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    no sense in being stupid 'lest you show it
    peace,
    jo

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  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    Jaguar attack=very serious
    Leopard attack=very, very serious
    Lion attack=very, very, very serious
    Tiger attack=very, very, very, very serious

    Cheetah=maybe a serious, maybe not a serious....just keep them from your throat...they have to strangle their prey by holding onto and eventually crushing their windpipe. :twisted:
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    tybird wrote:
    Jaguar attack=very serious
    Leopard attack=very, very serious
    Lion attack=very, very, very serious
    Tiger attack=very, very, very, very serious

    Cheetah=maybe a serious, maybe not a serious....just keep them from your throat...they have to strangle their prey by holding onto and eventually crushing their windpipe. :twisted:

    serious enough?
    would you want to find out?
    not i!

    our dog got ripped by a bobcat once and that was bad enough.

    but what person in their right mind goes in there?
    i dunno..
    peace,
    jo

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    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,694
    A "petting zoo" that includes cheetahs? Crazy.

    My cat like to show her love my grabbing the sides of my head in her claws and holding a mouthful of the top of my head in her teeth.

    Anybody wanna try it? :twisted: :lol:
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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