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********. Official Kate Upton Thread********

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    Dr. DelightDr. Delight Posts: 11,210
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    And so you see, I have come to doubt
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    YLed2YLed2 Des Moines, IA Posts: 5,534
    Happy "Hump" Day people.

    :P
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    LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
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    I'm a TruckI'm a Truck Milwaukee Posts: 3,508
    LloydXmas wrote:
    :wave:
    Well Hello.
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    shepshep Houston Posts: 5,648
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    how does she not just fall out of that tiny top when she's doing that???!!!??? :crazy:
    Houston, Texas... Believe it or not, there are 7 million people here... must be a couple of fans who'd love to see you play.
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    shep wrote:
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    how does she not just fall out of that tiny top when she's doing that???!!!??? :crazy:

    I find it more perplexing that she is clearly saying "Help me JonnyPistachio, you're my only hope."
    And I never got the message.

    But yeah, good point about her uncanny ability to keep the cans imprisoned.
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    rearviewrossrearviewross Posts: 3,055
    shep wrote:
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    how does she not just fall out of that tiny top when she's doing that???!!!??? :crazy:

    Tape. It took me 3 minutes to blink.
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    Dr. DelightDr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    Ugh, c'mon Kate, you can do better than this. :evil:

    http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/tren ... is-43.html
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
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    JK_LivinJK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,364
    Ugh, c'mon Kate, you can do better than this. :evil:

    http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/tren ... is-43.html

    She tweeted today that it's not true.
    Alright, alright, alright!
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    Dr. DelightDr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    JK_Livin wrote:
    Ugh, c'mon Kate, you can do better than this. :evil:

    http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/tren ... is-43.html

    She tweeted today that it's not true.
    Ok... good to hear.
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    I find it more perplexing that she is clearly saying "Help me JonnyPistachio, you're my only hope."
    And I never got the message.

    But yeah, good point about her uncanny ability to keep the cans imprisoned.
    :lol:
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    polaris_xpolaris_x Posts: 13,559
    i keep looking at that gif to see what she is saying ...

    maybe i should look at her lips ... :fp: :lol:
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    Dr. DelightDr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    polaris_x wrote:
    i keep looking at that gif to see what she is saying ...

    maybe i should look at her lips ... :fp: :lol:
    "It's a wrap".. I think.
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
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    polaris_xpolaris_x Posts: 13,559
    polaris_x wrote:
    i keep looking at that gif to see what she is saying ...

    maybe i should look at her lips ... :fp: :lol:
    "It's a wrap".. I think.

    i guess i don't have to keep looking ...

    thanks ... thanks for nothing ...

    :evil:

    :lol::lol:
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    rearviewrossrearviewross Posts: 3,055
    polaris_x wrote:
    i keep looking at that gif to see what she is saying ...

    maybe i should look at her lips ... :fp: :lol:
    "It's a wrap".. I think.

    Pretty sure she is saying "His ram" in response to the question what do you like most about rearviewross.
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    polaris_x wrote:
    i keep looking at that gif to see what she is saying ...

    maybe i should look at her lips ... :fp: :lol:
    "It's a wrap".. I think.

    Pretty sure she is saying "His ram" in response to the question what do you like most about rearviewross.

    :think:
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    STAYSEASTAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    polaris_x wrote:
    i keep looking at that gif to see what she is saying ...

    maybe i should look at her lips ... :fp: :lol:
    "It's a wrap".. I think.


    I've never heard her speak.

    I think you are right. But to me it looks like she's saying "It's raining" or "It's wet".
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    LloydXmas wrote:

    that is the greatest video I've ever seen in my life. I can now gouge out my eyes as I no longer need to see anything again.
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    STAYSEASTAYSEA Posts: 3,814
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    LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn:


    http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2012 ... st-gifs-13
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    YLed2YLed2 Des Moines, IA Posts: 5,534
    LloydXmas wrote:
    :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn:


    http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2012 ... st-gifs-13

    Christ....that's just not even fair.

    :::drools:::
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    HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    How is she with Puff Daddy? Why Kate!?! WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY????

    http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainmen ... -1.1312202
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    B.KutysB.Kutys Posts: 119
    LloydXmas wrote:
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    STAYSEASTAYSEA Posts: 3,814
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    Why do women eat Popsicles in secret. Why do women feel weird for eating bananas in public.

    Cause you guys get to excited.

    Don't worry Diddy is not getting her tasty treats

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    I think she wants to be a musician. Sound familiar?
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    shepshep Houston Posts: 5,648
    STAYSEA wrote:

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    I think she wants to be a musician. Sound familiar?

    something tells me she might make it, even though I'm absolutely certain she can't sing a note.

    :fp:
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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    shep wrote:
    STAYSEA wrote:

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    I think she wants to be a musician. Sound familiar?

    something tells me she might make it, even though I'm absolutely certain she can't sing a note.

    :fp:
    First time in my life I am grateful for auto-tune...
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    dougfloyddougfloyd Fishers, IN Posts: 2,544

    First time in my life I am grateful for auto-tune...

    :lol::lol:
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    curves are so sexy. women were not meant to be rail thin. Thank you, Ms Upton, for bringing sexy back.
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    davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    STAYSEA wrote:
    Why do women eat Popsicles in secret. Why do women feel weird for eating bananas in public.

    Did you capitalize "Popsicles" for dramatic effect?
    it's all your fault. Men bite popsicles,...and/or we eat them in private too.
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