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Toothache.....

SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,437
edited April 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
Could somebody please come over to my house....
And smash me over the head, repeatedly, with a crowbar......

Because that would have to feel better than this fucking toothache I have......


GODDAMNSONOFABITCHMOTHEROFGODFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!!!
Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    go to the dentist.... hell of a concept huh?
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,437
    conman wrote:
    go to the dentist.... hell of a concept huh?
    6am....
    Not open...
    Hell of a concept huh???

    hehehehe
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • London BridgeLondon Bridge Posts: 4,733
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Could somebody please come over to my house....
    And smash me over the head, repeatedly, with a crowbar......

    Because that would have to feel better than this fucking toothache I have......


    GODDAMNSONOFABITCHMOTHEROFGODFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!!!

    Sure, if you throw some $$$ my way :lol:
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    toothaches are the worse... maybe like me the nerve will 'roll over and die'
    that is a pain worse than childbirth.

    Hope you feel better soon...
  • green mountain mangreen mountain man Posts: 735
    Swish
    room temp water and sea salt
    or
    hydrogen peroxide
    try yogurt for a soothing effect
    Wait in the dentist's parking lot and they may take you in early or first
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    Whiskey and pliers
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,437
    Empty Glass wrote:
    Whiskey and pliers
    At 4am...I was seriously contemplating this....

    Then at 5am I was on youtube, contemplating chewing on a clove of garlic....hehehehe

    At 6am I was happier than hell, when I remembered I had some prescribed pain medication, that was about 3-4 months old.

    At 6:30am the medication kicked in....Thank GOD!!!!

    At 730am I am feeling much better, and waiting patiently to call Mr. Dentist.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Empty Glass wrote:
    Whiskey and pliers
    At 4am...I was seriously contemplating this....

    Then at 5am I was on youtube, contemplating chewing on a clove of garlic....hehehehe

    At 6am I was happier than hell, when I remembered I had some prescribed pain medication, that was about 3-4 months old.

    At 6:30am the medication kicked in....Thank GOD!!!!

    At 730am I am feeling much better, and waiting patiently to call Mr. Dentist.

    So no more crowbar to the head? I was so excited there for a minute.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,437
    Dissidentman wrote:

    So no more crowbar to the head? I was so excited there for a minute.

    Thanks for the laugh...I needed it...'

    Because who cant laugh at midgets swinging crowbars!!!!!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • faceinthecloudsfaceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Empty Glass wrote:
    Whiskey and pliers
    At 4am...I was seriously contemplating this....

    Then at 5am I was on youtube, contemplating chewing on a clove of garlic....hehehehe

    At 6am I was happier than hell, when I remembered I had some prescribed pain medication, that was about 3-4 months old.

    At 6:30am the medication kicked in....Thank GOD!!!!

    At 730am I am feeling much better, and waiting patiently to call Mr. Dentist.
    Ahh. Time for the PERK-ulator.
    Nothing like sum good drugs from the dr.
    Well hope ya feel better pussy. :lol:
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:

    So no more crowbar to the head? I was so excited there for a minute.

    Thanks for the laugh...I needed it...'

    Because who cant laugh at midgets swinging crowbars!!!!!

    Hey, I'm not THAT short...

    Maybe an elbow from Metta World Peace will take care of that tooth...
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    dentist and perocet's are ur friend
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • EmBleveEmBleve Posts: 3,019
    Hope it feels better soon. Toothaches are the worst.
  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    Hubby once conned me into rubbing a chilli on my gum when I had toothache one - bloody awful! I did get some pleasure from it though, he laughed so hard his eyes watered, which made his eyes water, which made him rub his eyes. He forgot he'd been holding the chilli :D
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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Claireack wrote:
    Hubby once conned me into rubbing a chilli on my gum when I had toothache one - bloody awful! I did get some pleasure from it though, he laughed so hard his eyes watered, which made his eyes water, which made him rub his eyes. He forgot he'd been holding the chilli :D


    :lol::lol:

    Hope you got in to see your dentist :mrgreen:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Claireack wrote:
    Hubby once conned me into rubbing a chilli on my gum when I had toothache one - bloody awful! I did get some pleasure from it though, he laughed so hard his eyes watered, which made his eyes water, which made him rub his eyes. He forgot he'd been holding the chilli :D

    :lol::lol::lol:

    That is some perfect instant karma.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I don't give a rat's ass about your tooth.
  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    DS1119 wrote:
    I don't give a rat's ass about your tooth.

    I don't think a rat's arse will help .... Rub on or ingest?
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Claireack wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I don't give a rat's ass about your tooth.

    I don't think a rat's arse will help .... Rub on or ingest?

    rub on...direct contact is best.

    hehehehehhehehe
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