Man dies after peeing on 'L' Tracks
Jason P
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EVANSTON, IL (WANE) -- An Ossian man died near Chicago Sunday after the Chicago Transit Authority said he urinated on an electrified ‘L’ track in Evanston.
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http://www.wane.com/dpp/news/local/in-man-dies-after-peeing-on-l-tracks
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The article didn't state whether or not alcohol was a contributing factor, but I'm going to take the clues "Cubs", "11pm", and "peeing on an electrified rail" as a yes.
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http://www.wane.com/dpp/news/local/in-man-dies-after-peeing-on-l-tracks
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The article didn't state whether or not alcohol was a contributing factor, but I'm going to take the clues "Cubs", "11pm", and "peeing on an electrified rail" as a yes.
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rookies....
the secret is to pee off the end of the platform
don't ask me how i know.
why would you go down to the tracks in the first place? 81 is right. Not that I'd like to witness it, but you never go down on the tracks.
27 years old, what a waste.
http://twitter.com/#!/zacckk0161
one has a picture of a shot...
he says he was staying in chinatown...so, i'm not quite sure what he was doing up in evanston. unless he was going to a bar, or got lost.
it was an afternoon game, so i'm guessing at a friends or at a bar up their.
they really should put restrooms at the L stops.
you missed the most obvious clue....
"all you can drink" tweet.
Here one day having fun and then dead
:(
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Really odd. They are not even 24 hours old.
news travels fast in the internet age.
I know..freaks me out how quick you can be gone
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csnCmsfi ... re=related
Seems to me that Twitter can be way too incriminating for how it is just used to stroke our egos.
Indeed,we never ever know when our last day will be.I can't even think about shit like that.
My brother was worse than me
He would wake up in the middle of the night freaking out saying "I dont wanna die!"
This was when he was a teenager
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
I agree.I suspect no one who uses it thinks of the bigger picture as to how they may appear after the event,or indeed when they are no longer here :(
1. If you need to pee and you're in Chicago, go find 81's red Toyota and relieve yourself on the driver side front quarter panel.
b) Before you hit whatever button you hit to submit a Tweet, pause to think that it could be your last and make it deeply meaningful, like #dumbass or #i'm walking toward the light
III: Follow the model of Red Sox Nation male fans and just stagger across the sidewalk and pee on the nearest building
I guess I better delete all my tweets to Alyssa Milano asking her to marry me
#noshot
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
meh...don't bother me.
:x
I don't know who she is :? but if you randomly twat women asking them to marry you best close down your account now before there is a new thread title 'Alyssa Milano stalker found on 10c'
I gave up on that too.
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Your typo just made my day.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Wasn't a typo
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
She hasn't responded I moved on to Jennifer Love Hewitt
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers