The best and worst boyfriend

DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
edited April 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    how stupid soneone can be..i hope she break up with that idiot
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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    They didn't display very good fight or flight skill.

    I did this to one of my friends once but I was dressed up like the Scream guy and had two meat cleavers. Good times! :mrgreen:
  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    What a fucking asshole! I'd cut his balls off while he slept for pulling a stunt like that,nothing about this was funny.
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I like how one girl throws her keys at the wall...if it was a real burglar she wouldn't be able to drive away.
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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    Two of those three girls are wearing white pants and seen walking away from the camera at the end. They werent all THAT scared. ;)
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Jason P wrote:
    They didn't display very good fight or flight skill.



    Very true. They ran but like twenty feet! :lol:
  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
    Pretty funny.

    Here's a few more:

    http://youtu.be/FpPydJPuAEs
    #FHP
  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
    #FHP
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Horos wrote:


    That's not right. :nono:


































    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Horos wrote:

    you didn't even get to see her without the eyebrow. LAME!
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  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Horos wrote:

    you didn't even get to see her without the eyebrow. LAME!

    :lol: That's what I thought.That had to have hurt though,he left it on there longer than should be and he pulled against the grain not with it :shock:

    Another ball cutting ... but then that's just me I have a humour bypass when it comes to practical jokes :twisted:
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    stargirl69 wrote:
    Another ball cutting ... but then that's just me I have a humour bypass when it comes to practical jokes :twisted:


    You would not fair well working with me and I would then make it a point to prank you daily. :lol:
  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    DS1119 wrote:
    stargirl69 wrote:
    Another ball cutting ... but then that's just me I have a humour bypass when it comes to practical jokes :twisted:


    You would not fair well working with me and I would then make it a point to prank you daily. :lol:

    :shock: No happy dance for you!! :twisted:

    :lol:
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    stargirl69 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    stargirl69 wrote:
    Another ball cutting ... but then that's just me I have a humour bypass when it comes to practical jokes :twisted:


    You would not fair well working with me and I would then make it a point to prank you daily. :lol:

    :shock: No happy dance for you!! :twisted:

    :lol:

    I'm with you, stargirl69.

    I'd have stood in the doorway, screaming "DROP MY STUFF, ASSHOLE!"

    And when he revealed his identity, I would have kicked him in the nuts.

    :x
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    DS1119 wrote:
    stargirl69 wrote:
    Another ball cutting ... but then that's just me I have a humour bypass when it comes to practical jokes :twisted:


    You would not fair well working with me and I would then make it a point to prank you daily. :lol:

    I suggest we prank DS at the next tailgate... :twisted:

    i know I already got 2 other people to back me up!
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    - Christopher McCandless
  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    RKCNDY wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    stargirl69 wrote:
    Another ball cutting ... but then that's just me I have a humour bypass when it comes to practical jokes :twisted:


    You would not fair well working with me and I would then make it a point to prank you daily. :lol:

    I suggest we prank DS at the next tailgate... :twisted:

    i know I already got 2 other people to back me up!

    I agree with this spectacular idea :clap: :corn:
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    RKCNDY wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    stargirl69 wrote:
    Another ball cutting ... but then that's just me I have a humour bypass when it comes to practical jokes :twisted:


    You would not fair well working with me and I would then make it a point to prank you daily. :lol:

    I suggest we prank DS at the next tailgate... :twisted:

    i know I already got 2 other people to back me up!


    I am unprankable for the most part. It's great at work. Everyone is preoccupied with what I'm going to do to them so they don't have time to plot against me! :lol:
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    This one cracks me up every time! :lol:



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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    DS1119 wrote:
    I am unprankable for the most part. It's great at work. Everyone is preoccupied with what I'm going to do to them so they don't have time to plot against me! :lol:

    :corn:
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  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    stargirl69 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:


    You would not fair well working with me and I would then make it a point to prank you daily. :lol:

    :shock: No happy dance for you!! :twisted:

    :lol:

    I'm with you, stargirl69.

    I'd have stood in the doorway, screaming "DROP MY STUFF, ASSHOLE!"

    And when he revealed his identity, I would have kicked him in the nuts.

    :x

    :clap: :thumbup: :-D Excellent response unlost.I work with bigger assholes on a daily basis,no one would get away with this shit with me :lol:
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    DS1119 wrote:
    This one cracks me up every time! :lol:



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    :roll: :corn:
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    stargirl69 wrote:
    ,no one would get away with this shit with me :lol:


    Work address? :corn:
  • drivingrldrivingrl Posts: 1,448
    That was a pitiful reaction on their part.

    But does the law protect the property owner if an intruder is injured? Like, what if he were an actual intruder and she had kicked his ass - could he sue her for damages?

    If so, probably best to scream and cry and run off. :roll:
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  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    DS1119 wrote:
    stargirl69 wrote:
    ,no one would get away with this shit with me :lol:


    Work address? :corn:

    Do you want to know what I really do to practical jokers? :twisted: :lol:
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    I think this thread would make more sense if I actually watched the clips....
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    stargirl69 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    stargirl69 wrote:
    ,no one would get away with this shit with me :lol:


    Work address? :corn:

    Do you want to know what I really do to practical jokers? :twisted: :lol:


    :corn:
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    DS1119 wrote:
    I am unprankable for the most part. It's great at work. Everyone is preoccupied with what I'm going to do to them so they don't have time to plot against me! :lol:

    :corn:

    actually, I think it would be hilarious if Kat/Sea were reading this thread...and when DS bought 10c tix, they could fix it so that his tix would be 'mysteriously missing' ...and then after him freaking out and throwing a hissy fit, tix would be found...and he would be seated in the nosebleed...with 'limited view' seating.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    RKCNDY wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I am unprankable for the most part. It's great at work. Everyone is preoccupied with what I'm going to do to them so they don't have time to plot against me! :lol:

    :corn:

    actually, I think it would be hilarious if Kat/Sea were reading this thread...and when DS bought 10c tix, they could fix it so that his tix would be 'mysteriously missing' ...and then after him freaking out and throwing a hissy fit, tix would be found...and he would be seated in the nosebleed...with 'limited view' seating.


    Reported. :nono:
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    DS1119 wrote:
    Reported. :nono:

    :angel:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
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