in other news... ;)

gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
edited April 2012 in Musicians and Gearheads
musician humor.....

i happened upon this one while surfing the fake news sites. thought i would share here... :lol:

Groupie Accidentally Sleeps With Bass Player

http://www.thescoopnews.com/news/briefs ... ass-player

LOUISVILLE, KY – The day after The Academy Is concert, Victoria Jorgensen, 22, was terrified to realize that she had accidentally slept with the band’s bass player – mistaking him for someone important in the band.
“I can’t believe how stupid I was,” said Jorgensen. “I mean, I went up to the guy and was like ‘are you in the band’ and he was all like, ‘yeah, I’m in the band’ so I did him. Then this morning I was telling my friends and I realized he was just the bass player. This happens to me all the time.”
Jorgensen plans to do more research before sleeping with another band member.
“This won’t happen again,” said Jorgensen. “If I’m going to sleep with someone, they’d better be important. I mean, I could find someone here in town as important as a bass player.”
Adam Siska, The Academy Is bass player, was unavailable for comment.
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  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    "This happens to me all the time" she says :lol: :corn:
    peace,
    jo

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  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    StillHere wrote:
    "This happens to me all the time" she says :lol: :corn:
    i thought that was funny too....but kind of sad because i know girls who are like that :lol:
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • Flea is VERY upset about this.
    :(
    If I was to smile and I held out my hand
    If I opened it now would you not understand?
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