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State Trooper

ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
edited April 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife
ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
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  • belinda27belinda27 Posts: 731
    :lol::lol::clap::clap: that' awesome!
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    that is a good one sir!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    :lol:

    "take my wife, please"
  • g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,209
    As I'm reading that I was thinking what he could say that would get him out of that ticket. Well That sir was beyond BRILLIANT and if I was the trooper I would have sent him on his way too. :D

    Very nice.

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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    :lol::lol:
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • polaris_xpolaris_x Posts: 13,559
    this is the type of misogynistic banter that demeans women while perpetuating stereotypes that my girlfriend says is the root cause of gender bias in society ...





    i prefer to call it a joke ... :lol:
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