Telemarketers

LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
edited March 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
After 8 years We needed to get a land line at my house. (in case my kids need to dial 911).

I've decided that Instead of signing up for the do not call list, I will mess with the people on the other end of these unwanted calls.

Examples

Blasting pearl jam into the phone
Asking them for their home phone number so I can call them when they're not at work
Fake vomiting

Any other suggestions?
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    tell them to hold on a second and then lay the phone down and walk away.
  • dougfloyddougfloyd Posts: 2,580
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    or just fart in their ear
  • google fun with telemarketers :lol:
  • blackredyellowblackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    google fun with telemarketers :lol:


    from http://funwithtelemarketers.com/telemar ... eringPhone

    Answer the phone: "911 Emergency. What is your emergency?"
    They will be confused. "Hello? What is your emergency?"
    Telemarketer: "Um, no emergency... wrong number"
    Reply: "A wrong number eh? What other number is three digits? We are sending an officer over immediately."

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    google fun with telemarketers :lol:


    from http://funwithtelemarketers.com/telemar ... eringPhone

    Answer the phone: "911 Emergency. What is your emergency?"
    They will be confused. "Hello? What is your emergency?"
    Telemarketer: "Um, no emergency... wrong number"
    Reply: "A wrong number eh? What other number is three digits? We are sending an officer over immediately."

    :lol::lol::lol:
    This is my next one
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,441
    I threaten their lives.....

    Fuck em...

    Threaten them with death...
    It usually does the trick....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    I've been getting some political surveys. Maybe I should respond as Eddie vender?
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    just start asking them questions....you would be amazed at some of the answers you get.
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  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    I just don't answer them. Or any phone number I don't recognize.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
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