Telemarketers

After 8 years We needed to get a land line at my house. (in case my kids need to dial 911).
I've decided that Instead of signing up for the do not call list, I will mess with the people on the other end of these unwanted calls.
Examples
Blasting pearl jam into the phone
Asking them for their home phone number so I can call them when they're not at work
Fake vomiting
Any other suggestions?
I've decided that Instead of signing up for the do not call list, I will mess with the people on the other end of these unwanted calls.
Examples
Blasting pearl jam into the phone
Asking them for their home phone number so I can call them when they're not at work
Fake vomiting
Any other suggestions?
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Answer the phone: "911 Emergency. What is your emergency?"
They will be confused. "Hello? What is your emergency?"
Telemarketer: "Um, no emergency... wrong number"
Reply: "A wrong number eh? What other number is three digits? We are sending an officer over immediately."
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Threaten them with death...
It usually does the trick....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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