I Was Probably an A**hole today......

yellowwhoyellowwho Posts: 1,661
edited November 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
Because....

I cut off a guy walking in a crosswalk. I was at a four way stop and the car traveling in the opposite direction was letting the guy go, and me completely not paying attention started driving right through, therefor making the crosswalker and the other vehicle in the intersection wait......resulting in me probably being referred to as an Asshole by my victims in that crosswalk.....Sorry Guys

Oh, and this morning at the gym, I haven't been in a long time, so I was trying to stay motivated and " In The Zone" but all I could hear were these two guys talking to each other through their whole workout, and it proceeded into the locker room, they were even talking to each other while one was IN the shower ! Anyways I was Mother F-ing them at the gym so.......sorry for that too.

If anybody else wants to Come clean, feel free
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  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,483
    yellowwho wrote:
    Because....

    I cut off a guy walking in a crosswalk. I was at a four way stop and the car traveling in the opposite direction was letting the guy go, and me completely not paying attention started driving right through, therefor making the crosswalker and the other vehicle in the intersection wait......resulting in me probably being referred to as an Asshole by my victims in that crosswalk.....Sorry Guys

    Oh, and this morning at the gym, I haven't been in a long time, so I was trying to stay motivated and " In The Zone" but all I could hear were these two guys talking to each other through their whole workout, and it proceeded into the locker room, they were even talking to each other while one was IN the shower ! Anyways I was Mother F-ing them at the gym so.......sorry for that too.

    If anybody else wants to Come clean, feel free

    I was at the gym, and some guy was Mother F-ing me and my friend...he didn't know we could here his Mother F-ing, but we could! We were gonna jump him in the shower, but we decided against it! ;)
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,483
    I'll come clean...I was a wiseguy to someone who started a serious thread!
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 37,855
    there. fixed your title. you seemed a bit unsure. when im doubt OWN your assholery!!!! :mrgreen:


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ that is why I am an asshole. ;)
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    there was some lexus parked in our parking garage half a spot over from actually being in a spot....so i parked beside him and parked half a spot over.
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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    I made a few posts on AMT earlier today, so yeah ....
  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,799
    hmm . . . nah I'm good :lol:
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    now that I've read this and see others admit to it, I almost feel an obligation to do something today so that I too, can have something worthy to tell about.
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    I was an asshole today ... I swore pretty loud! :evil:

    I slammed by nose/face in the corner of the car door and got a bloody nose

    too long a story, I'll blame it on doggies and a forced evacuation from the house ...
    I'll do better next time.
    They forgot who the pack leader was. I think they will remember next time.
    They don't like my evil voice ;)

    never had a bloody nose before I don't think, rather unpleasant truly painful
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,208
    That sounds like my typical day ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    since you weren't paying attention in the first case
    you are not an asshole
    and since no real harm was done you were just an annoyance

    and in the second case
    depending if you wanted them to hear you or just muttering to yourself and those close to you (who probably shared your thoughts)
    neither makes you the asshole by which assholes are graded
    at the most, you were a tiny tiny wee asshole

    a "can't even fit french fries up there" asshole
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 37,855
    81 wrote:
    there was some lexus parked in our parking garage half a spot over from actually being in a spot....so i parked beside him and parked half a spot over.
    real close right next to the drivers door?
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    mickeyrat wrote:
    81 wrote:
    there was some lexus parked in our parking garage half a spot over from actually being in a spot....so i parked beside him and parked half a spot over.
    real close right next to the drivers door?


    passenger door...but closer than normal...i was told he was gone, so i was going to slide over into a normal spot, but then looked and he was back.
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    pandora wrote:
    I was an asshole today ... I swore pretty loud! :evil:

    I slammed by nose/face in the corner of the car door and got a bloody nose

    too long a story, I'll blame it on doggies and a forced evacuation from the house ...
    I'll do better next time.
    They forgot who the pack leader was. I think they will remember next time.
    They don't like my evil voice ;)

    never had a bloody nose before I don't think, rather unpleasant truly painful
    sorry for your pain. that bites and bites hard. but it was bound to happen, pandora. one cannot, and i repeat, cannot escape this life without having a bloody nose. this is a fact and i am now proud of you for finally catching up. you are a wife and a mother of 4 and have a whole herd of critters that depend on you. you might should have had a bloody nose way back when.

    bloody noses help us grow as people of this world. i have had at least 30 or 40 bloody noses in my lifetime. amazingly i never bled to death or suffered any other long term ill effects other than brain damage and a few busted up bones, and torn to pieces ligaments and tendons.

    you should be grateful and may wanna check into joining your local kick boxing club :mrgreen: when one gets kicked in the face, things tend to change inside their head and eyes. for instance... seeing nothing but stars and a black curtain

    :lol:
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    A**hole ??
    so tomorrow is B**hole day?? :mrgreen:
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  • I'm an asshole everyday. I wasn't born this way but people made me this way.
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    I'm an asshole everyday. I wasn't born this way but people made me this way.

    hello brother.
    81 is now off the air

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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 37,855
    81 wrote:
    I'm an asshole everyday. I wasn't born this way but people made me this way.

    hello brother.
    you can say that again. I saw the , um , bluntness. :?
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    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    well, it didn't take too long, but I did it. I was one, but she deserved it.
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    chadwick wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    I was an asshole today ... I swore pretty loud! :evil:

    I slammed by nose/face in the corner of the car door and got a bloody nose

    too long a story, I'll blame it on doggies and a forced evacuation from the house ...
    I'll do better next time.
    They forgot who the pack leader was. I think they will remember next time.
    They don't like my evil voice ;)

    never had a bloody nose before I don't think, rather unpleasant truly painful
    sorry for your pain. that bites and bites hard. but it was bound to happen, pandora. one cannot, and i repeat, cannot escape this life without having a bloody nose. this is a fact and i am now proud of you for finally catching up. you are a wife and a mother of 4 and have a whole herd of critters that depend on you. you might should have had a bloody nose way back when.

    bloody noses help us grow as people of this world. i have had at least 30 or 40 bloody noses in my lifetime. amazingly i never bled to death or suffered any other long term ill effects other than brain damage and a few busted up bones, and torn to pieces ligaments and tendons.

    you should be grateful and may wanna check into joining your local kick boxing club :mrgreen: when one gets kicked in the face, things tend to change inside their head and eyes. for instance... seeing nothing but stars and a black curtain

    :lol:
    :lol:

    it only hurts when I laugh ... this is awesome Chadwick :lol:

    :lol: :thumbup:
  • g under pg under p Posts: 18,182
    A**hole ??
    so tomorrow is B**hole day?? :mrgreen:

    Yes dimi, it stands for *Bunghole* from before your time. :mrgreen:

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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    g under p wrote:
    A**hole ??
    so tomorrow is B**hole day?? :mrgreen:

    Yes dimi, it stands for *Bunghole* from before your time. :mrgreen:

    Peace
    :mrgreen:
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I'm an asshole everyday. I wasn't born this way but people made me this way.


    Yes.
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    mickeyrat wrote:
    81 wrote:
    I'm an asshole everyday. I wasn't born this way but people made me this way.

    hello brother.
    you can say that again. I saw the , um , bluntness. :?

    i remember that post :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • madtowndavemadtowndave Posts: 4,012
    I was definitely a drunken asshole last night. My wife reminded this morning. :fp: :fp:
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Sales meeting this morning...I = asshole :lol:
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