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Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
edited March 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
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My drinking team has a hockey problem

The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,652
    Khakis are worse. Ever see that 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' where Larry David goes on about this? This was awesome!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63CBo7Z83-Q
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    Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    F Me In The Brain wrote:
    Khakis are worse. Ever see that 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' where Larry David goes on about this? This was awesome!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63CBo7Z83-Q

    "Is it a bad thing?"

    :lol:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    ladies' jeans are worse...designers think that all women have a huge 'pooch' (that fat roll under the muffin top) so there is extra fabric in that area. Some gals who don't have fat to tuck in there have huge folds in that area :x
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

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    Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    RKCNDY wrote:
    ladies' jeans are worse...designers think that all women have a huge 'pooch' (that fat roll under the muffin top) so there is extra fabric in that area. Some gals who don't have fat to tuck in there have huge folds in that area :x

    You made me think of this commercial... :lol:


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsu32ncvDyM
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,652
    RKCNDY wrote:
    ladies' jeans are worse...designers think that all women have a huge 'pooch' (that fat roll under the muffin top) so there is extra fabric in that area. Some gals who don't have fat to tuck in there have huge folds in that area :x

    But I dont think those folds make you look like a perv if you happen to look at a member of the opposite sex. :D
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,652
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    ladies' jeans are worse...designers think that all women have a huge 'pooch' (that fat roll under the muffin top) so there is extra fabric in that area. Some gals who don't have fat to tuck in there have huge folds in that area :x

    You made me think of this commercial... :lol:


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsu32ncvDyM


    'No She Doesn't"
    :lol:
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    I've been having this problem of forgetting to zip-up my fly... so with that on top of the fake boner thing going on, I really look like a pervy bastard. :roll:
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    Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I've been having this problem of forgetting to zip-up my fly... so with that on top of the fake boner thing going on, I really look like a pervy bastard. :roll:

    Girls love fake boners and pervy guys

    :lol:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I've been having this problem of forgetting to zip-up my fly... so with that on top of the fake boner thing going on, I really look like a pervy bastard. :roll:

    Girls love fake boners and pervy guys

    :lol:

    Where might I find these women? :lol: :P
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    F Me In The Brain wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    ladies' jeans are worse...designers think that all women have a huge 'pooch' (that fat roll under the muffin top) so there is extra fabric in that area. Some gals who don't have fat to tuck in there have huge folds in that area :x

    You made me think of this commercial... :lol:


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsu32ncvDyM


    'No She Doesn't"
    :lol:

    "Susie wants my jeans!!!"

    :D
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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    Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I've been having this problem of forgetting to zip-up my fly... so with that on top of the fake boner thing going on, I really look like a pervy bastard. :roll:

    Girls love fake boners and pervy guys

    :lol:

    Where might I find these women? :lol: :P

    viewtopic.php?f=4&t=5445

    ;):lol:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    ladies' jeans are worse...designers think that all women have a huge 'pooch' (that fat roll under the muffin top) so there is extra fabric in that area. Some gals who don't have fat to tuck in there have huge folds in that area :x

    You made me think of this commercial... :lol:


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsu32ncvDyM

    :lol:

    I'm trying to find that SNL skit about mom jeans...I can't find it... :evil:
    every time I think of mom jeans, I think of 'Pat' too...
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    Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    ladies' jeans are worse...designers think that all women have a huge 'pooch' (that fat roll under the muffin top) so there is extra fabric in that area. Some gals who don't have fat to tuck in there have huge folds in that area :x

    You made me think of this commercial... :lol:


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsu32ncvDyM

    :lol:

    I'm trying to find that SNL skit about mom jeans...I can't find it... :evil:
    every time I think of mom jeans, I think of 'Pat' too...

    That was a good skit...little creepy too :D


    pat-snl.jpg
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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    Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Speaking of jeans

    What's with new jeans having such short/small zippers on the fly?

    I have to un-do everything to take a leak

    :roll:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I've been having this problem of forgetting to zip-up my fly... so with that on top of the fake boner thing going on, I really look like a pervy bastard. :roll:
    How do you forget. I say you get one accident per year max
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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    RKCNDY wrote:
    I'm trying to find that SNL skit about mom jeans...I can't find it

    Got yer back, sistah.

    http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/ ... ans/229048

    8-)
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Jeans.jpg

    it's a blessing and a curse...yes, it's embarrassing when you don't have a boner but when you do....
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    yellowwhoyellowwho Posts: 1,661
    norm wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Jeans.jpg

    it's a blessing and a curse...yes, it's embarrassing when you don't have a boner but when you do....


    Boner ??? NO WAY!!

    ....just theses stupied jeans... :D
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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    unlost dogs wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    I'm trying to find that SNL skit about mom jeans...I can't find it

    Got yer back, sistah.

    http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/ ... ans/229048

    8-)

    :clap::D
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
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    comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    I don't know how you guys walk around always having to worry about which way that thing is pointed :roll:
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    conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I don't know how you guys walk around always having to worry about which way that thing is pointed :roll:
    i don't mind it, i like surprises :P
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    Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I don't know how you guys walk around always having to worry about which way that thing is pointed :roll:

    Thats why we're always "adjusting"

    If you only knew the stress it causes...

    ;):lol:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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    Gary CarterGary Carter Shea Stadium Posts: 13,940
    conman wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I don't know how you guys walk around always having to worry about which way that thing is pointed :roll:
    i don't mind it, i like surprises :P
    that's what she said
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I've been having this problem of forgetting to zip-up my fly... so with that on top of the fake boner thing going on, I really look like a pervy bastard. :roll:
    How do you forget. I say you get one accident per year max

    I don't know man, it's really annoying though.
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    big mickbig mick Hull UK Posts: 773
    If its that small you should be embarassed and thankful that little bump covers it! :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,652
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I don't know how you guys walk around always having to worry about which way that thing is pointed :roll:

    Have you ever seen a guy get fitted for a suit? The first time I did that the tailor asked me 'to which side do you dress?' and it took me a second to figure out he was asking that!
    :lol:
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