Man Beheaded with Cheese Knife

Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
edited March 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
Holy Cheeseballs, Batman!!!

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Christopher Varian, a restaurant manager at a luxury hotel in southeast England, went out for a smoke break after overseeing a wedding. One of the waiters came outside, too, and assaulted him with a cheese knife, reports NewsCore, beheading him with it in front of horrified witnesses. A captain of the local police said it was one of the most violent crimes that he'd handled in his entire career. Some 18 months later, the waiter has received what could be a life sentence.

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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    wtf
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  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    I was gonna ask what a "cheese" knife was....
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Lizard wrote:
    I was gonna ask what a "cheese" knife was....


    That's the sad thing, i could really care less about the story now, but i am intrested why this design is better for cutting cheese than a normal knife, perhaps there's a chef on her who could explain?
  • shepshep Posts: 5,764
    sounds very, very messy.

    at least this guy didn't get away with the insanity plea, like the guy on the Greyhound bus killing in Canada.
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  • USARAYUSARAY Posts: 517
    must of been one sharp knife and one angry waiter :wtf:
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    Lizard wrote:
    I was gonna ask what a "cheese" knife was....


    That's the sad thing, i could really care less about the story now, but i am intrested why this design is better for cutting cheese than a normal knife, perhaps there's a chef on her who could explain?
    The story didn't specify if the knife was for hard or soft cheese ...

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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Jason P wrote:
    Lizard wrote:
    I was gonna ask what a "cheese" knife was....


    That's the sad thing, i could really care less about the story now, but i am intrested why this design is better for cutting cheese than a normal knife, perhaps there's a chef on her who could explain?
    The story didn't specify if the knife was for hard or soft cheese ...

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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    Good lord that's awful :sick:
  • Monster RainMonster Rain Posts: 1,415
    To be fair, the guy might have just misunderstood what head cheese is.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    That is some unbelievable, brutal stuff.
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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,230
    So people just watched this and let it happen what kind of society have we become :o ....

    I ask could/would you sit by and let some one cut someone's head off ? unless you got there and he was half way thru :lol:
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • RideRickRideRick Posts: 703
    mad world :shock:
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  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    oh my!
    :(
    peace,
    jo

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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    So people just watched this and let it happen what kind of society have we become :o ....

    I ask could/would you sit by and let some one cut someone's head off ? unless you got there and he was half way thru :lol:
    and to my way of thinking a cheese knife is not a very large knife nor super-duper sharp. this brutal attack and killing and decapatation musta took several minutes.

    how the hell do you cut thru someone's spinal cord and neck bone? use your foot as leverage and pull and twist and chop and cut

    holy shit. the exertion of force used is quite barbaric
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    So people just watched this and let it happen what kind of society have we become :o ....

    I ask could/would you sit by and let some one cut someone's head off ? unless you got there and he was half way thru :lol:


    Depends, if say someone was cutting a meter maids head off, i might not interfer.
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,230
    chadwick wrote:
    So people just watched this and let it happen what kind of society have we become :o ....

    I ask could/would you sit by and let some one cut someone's head off ? unless you got there and he was half way thru :lol:
    and to my way of thinking a cheese knife is not a very large knife nor super-duper sharp. this brutal attack and killing and decapatation musta took several minutes.

    how the hell do you cut thru someone's spinal cord and neck bone? use your foot as leverage and pull and twist and chop and cut

    holy shit. the exertion of force used is quite barbaric

    Exactly it's not like he used a Samurai sword it was a fucking cheese knife that must of took a few Mnts at best ....
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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,230
    So people just watched this and let it happen what kind of society have we become :o ....

    I ask could/would you sit by and let some one cut someone's head off ? unless you got there and he was half way thru :lol:


    Depends, if say someone was cutting a meter maids head off, i might not interfer.

    Or a DMV person ....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    that is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i wonder if that guy was a cheese head....
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • shepshep Posts: 5,764
    Lizard wrote:
    that is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i wonder if that guy was a cheese head....

    Please tell me you used your 10,000 post for this.... :lol:
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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    So people just watched this and let it happen what kind of society have we become :o ....

    I ask could/would you sit by and let some one cut someone's head off ? unless you got there and he was half way thru :lol:
    If the guy is dead right off the bat, I'm not going at someone who just iced a dude with a cheese knife unless I have a baseball bat or a pair of nunchucks.
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,230
    Jason P wrote:
    So people just watched this and let it happen what kind of society have we become :o ....

    I ask could/would you sit by and let some one cut someone's head off ? unless you got there and he was half way thru :lol:
    If the guy is dead right off the bat, I'm not going at someone who just iced a dude with a cheese knife unless I have a baseball bat or a pair of nunchucks.

    I hear you i wouldn't know how i would react either it's just nuts that people were witness to this ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    shep wrote:
    Lizard wrote:
    that is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i wonder if that guy was a cheese head....

    Please tell me you used your 10,000 post for this.... :lol:
    :lol::lol:
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  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Lizard wrote:
    that is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i wonder if that guy was a cheese head....

    he is now
  • prismprism Posts: 2,440
    that's freakin harsh...


    reminded me of in the late 70's there was a guy in the town where i grew up that beat his brother to death....he was found guilty and served a whopping 2 yrs in prison. eight months after he was released the guy took one of those big heavy glass ashtrays and hit his roomate over head & knocked him out...then he broke the ashtray and proceeded to cut the poor dudes head off with it. :wtf:
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    What grabbed me about this thread was the specific detail in the title.

    If it had been "Man Beheaded with Knife" I would have skipped it.

    But it was "Man Beheaded with Cheese Knife" so I felt obliged to stop and read the whole thread.

    I just went into the kitchen and looked at my collection of cheese knives.

    There are four of them, purchased at Pier One Imports a decade ago. Very pretty, with sparkly jewel-colored handles, one red, one green, one blue, one purple. I think they're quite festive.

    They're good for scooping off a hunk of baked Brie, but can barely make it through a stick of cheddar.

    How the hell could it possibly be used to separate a head from a body?!?
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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 37,895
    better than a butter knife.





    unlost? I'll assume you are aware there as many cheese knives as there kinds of cheese? How else do you think"the pampered chef" stays in business?

    Then again, unless its kitchen ready fire extinguishers , you probably dont know about it.
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    mickeyrat wrote:
    better than a butter knife.
    unlost? I'll assume you are aware there as many cheese knives as there kinds of cheese? How else do you think"the pampered chef" stays in business?

    Then again, unless its kitchen ready fire extinguishers , you probably dont know about it.

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    And I dissolved into giggles, choking out "a melon baller? For balling melons? Making melon balls?"

    So I had to buy it. I couldn't stop saying "melon baller."

    (and I'm giggling now, just typing this)
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