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DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
edited March 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
Should be a warm day today. Great day for a keg party!


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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    You're getting predictable...
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  • cowboypjfancowboypjfan Posts: 2,453
    No thanks on her, but I will be taking challengers all day. 42 seconds is the time to beat 8-)
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    crazypjfan wrote:
    No thanks on her, but I will be taking challengers all day. 42 seconds is the time to beat 8-)


    42 seconds to tap a keg?
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    crazypjfan wrote:
    No thanks on her, but I will be taking challengers all day. 42 seconds is the time to beat 8-)
    My wife has timed me... I can beat that.
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    Black Diamond wrote:
    crazypjfan wrote:
    No thanks on her, but I will be taking challengers all day. 42 seconds is the time to beat 8-)
    My wife has timed me... I can beat that.

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  • dougfloyddougfloyd Fishers, IN Posts: 2,583
    Black Diamond wrote:
    crazypjfan wrote:
    No thanks on her, but I will be taking challengers all day. 42 seconds is the time to beat 8-)
    My wife has timed me... I can beat that.

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  • uninnocent-uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    I haven't popped a keg since the summer. Tonight would be a good night to bring it back.
  • cowboypjfancowboypjfan Posts: 2,453
    Black Diamond wrote:
    crazypjfan wrote:
    No thanks on her, but I will be taking challengers all day. 42 seconds is the time to beat 8-)
    My wife has timed me... I can beat that.

    It's on! :lol:

    Or wait...I was talking about a keg stand. If it's the other thing, my wife says I'm good for 13 seconds. :lol:
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Can't get a keg in Utah. Gotta love The Beehive State.
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,875
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Can't get a keg in Utah. Gotta love The Beehive State.
    Utah...

    Ya cant buy a keg...
    But you can marry your Grandmother.....

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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Can't get a keg in Utah. Gotta love The Beehive State.


    Really? Not even sports complexes or bars have them?
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    edited March 2012
    DS1119 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Can't get a keg in Utah. Gotta love The Beehive State.


    Really? Not even sports complexes or bars have them?

    They do, but you cannot purchase one for personal use. God bless Evanston, Wyoming. 1 1/2 hour drive for all the fireworks, alcohol, and porn you could ever want.

    Evanston is the hot-spot for "normal" beer, party-balls, and kegs. I personally have never purchased a keg, so as much as I'd like to tap that, I wouldn't be able to. :lol:
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Can't get a keg in Utah. Gotta love The Beehive State.
    Utah...

    Ya cant buy a keg...
    But you can marry your Grandmother.....

    hehehehehe

    There is something to be said about having the reputation of the "ass-backwards" state.
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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    poor girl...trying to do a keg stand by her lonesome...somebody grab her feet already!
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Can't get a keg in Utah. Gotta love The Beehive State.
    that is ridiculous. what the fuck is wrong with utah's government? i blame donny and marie osmond.


    but seriously. that is insane that one cannot purchase a keg of beer in utah, the entire fucking state. this is horse shit and i do not even consume alcohol. if we were all worth a fuck we'd write to the governor of utah and ask him or her what the fuck is up with that? my guess..... the church folk run the joint

    fuckin prick fuckers the lot of 'em. in all seriousness they are actually taking away your rights as a consumer. many social events held at private home gatherings have 78 people in attendance. they want beer and burgers.
    we need 9 kegs of beer. if memory serves a keg is 17 gallons of beer, yes/no?
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    poor girl...trying to do a keg stand by her lonesome...somebody grab her feet already!

    :lol: That was my first thought as well!
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    chadwick wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Can't get a keg in Utah. Gotta love The Beehive State.
    that is ridiculous. what the fuck is wrong with utah's government? i blame donny and marie osmond.

    but seriously. that is insane that one cannot purchase a keg of beer in utah, the entire fucking state. this is horse shit and i do not even consume alcohol. if we were all worth a fuck we'd write to the governor of utah and ask him or her what the fuck is up with that? my guess..... the church folk run the joint

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  • shepshep Houston Posts: 5,802
    dcfaithful wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Can't get a keg in Utah. Gotta love The Beehive State.


    Really? Not even sports complexes or bars have them?

    They do, but you cannot purchase one for personal use. God bless Evanston, Wyoming. 1 1/2 hour drive for all the fireworks, alcohol, and porn you could ever want.

    Evanston is the hot-spot for "normal" beer, party-balls, and kegs. I personally have never purchased a keg, so as much as I'd like to tap that, I wouldn't be able to. :lol:

    Wow... Here in the state of Texas I can swing by my local walmart and grab a keg... who ever said this state was stuck in the pre-civil war era? :lol:
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    shep wrote:
    Wow... Here in the state of Texas I can swing by my local walmart and grab a keg... who ever said this state was stuck in the pre-civil war era? :lol:

    Utah certainly has a fair share of "what the fuck?" going on.
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  • shepshep Houston Posts: 5,802
    dcfaithful wrote:
    shep wrote:
    Wow... Here in the state of Texas I can swing by my local walmart and grab a keg... who ever said this state was stuck in the pre-civil war era? :lol:

    Utah certainly has a fair share of "what the fuck?" going on.

    I'm won't argue that we have that in Texas as well...

    In this state you are still legally entitled to request "a horse and a revolver upon your release from prison, provided you are out of town by sundown".

    I shit you not, that is actually what the law says... Next time I get sent to jail, I know how to recoup my bail $'s. :lol:
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    shep wrote:
    In this state you are still legally entitled to request "a horse and a revolver upon your release from prison, provided you are out of town by sundown".

    Getting arrested in Texas has just been added to my bucket list. :lol:
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Can't get a keg in Utah. Gotta love The Beehive State.
    that is ridiculous. what the fuck is wrong with utah's government? i blame donny and marie osmond.


    but seriously. that is insane that one cannot purchase a keg of beer in utah, the entire fucking state. this is horse shit and i do not even consume alcohol. if we were all worth a fuck we'd write to the governor of utah and ask him or her what the fuck is up with that? my guess..... the church folk run the joint

    fuckin prick fuckers the lot of 'em. in all seriousness they are actually taking away your rights as a consumer. many social events held at private home gatherings have 78 people in attendance. they want beer and burgers.
    we need 9 kegs of beer. if memory serves a keg is 17 gallons of beer, yes/no?


    15.5 gallons. I'm thirsty.
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    Dissidentman wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Can't get a keg in Utah. Gotta love The Beehive State.
    that is ridiculous. what the fuck is wrong with utah's government? i blame donny and marie osmond.


    but seriously. that is insane that one cannot purchase a keg of beer in utah, the entire fucking state. this is horse shit and i do not even consume alcohol. if we were all worth a fuck we'd write to the governor of utah and ask him or her what the fuck is up with that? my guess..... the church folk run the joint

    fuckin prick fuckers the lot of 'em. in all seriousness they are actually taking away your rights as a consumer. many social events held at private home gatherings have 78 people in attendance. they want beer and burgers.
    we need 9 kegs of beer. if memory serves a keg is 17 gallons of beer, yes/no?


    15.5 gallons. I'm thirsty.

    Your hat can hold at least 2.5 gallons yeah?
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