My cat...And the concept of time

SPEEDY MCCREADY

After 13 years you would think that she would figure it out....

When she SMELLS the chicken in the oven...
Its going to take an hour and 15 minutes, before I will take it out of the oven, and she will get her share.
You would think after 13 years, she would just kick back, enjoy the smell of the chicken cooking, relax, and WAIT for me to take the chicken out of the oven, so we both can enjoy it together...

BUT NO!!!!!

She Still..
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME.....

Must leap around the house, screaming bloody murder, running FULL BLAST into the kitchen at any/every move I make. Making herself fucking NUTS for an hour.

I dont get it...
Why cant she realize that sooner or later she will be enjoying chicken...
Why cant she realize that I have NEVER ONCE, not given her enough chicken, that she ends up in a chicken coma?

hehehehehehe

Its the same routine for the last 13 years.....

chadwick

uh, she's happy to soon be eating chicken and that you are a good dad

the wolf

My dogs were the same way with things Speedy.

When i would get them some of those ginormous white bones, it would take me forever to get the plactic off of them. Those things were vacume sealed or some shit.

But they would just sit there crying and going back and forth until i gave it to them.

Like you said, never once did i ever open the thing and then not give it to them.

You gotta love our pets. :P

bignumpty

Its not just pets.............my 9 year old son does the same!!!!!!!!!

eeriepadave

video please

dcfaithful

Our cat jumps into the bed at night and lays on the girlfriend's chest, demanding to be pet... but if we pet too long, he'll bite... and then walk away showing his butthole.

Then he'll go into the kitchen and knock his food bowl onto the floor, allowing the dog to join the feast.

I love the little shit though.

AtlantaJammer

Cats are retarded. That's why...

unlost dogs

The unlost dogs just mill about the kitchen, hoping that this will be the one time we take the chicken out of the oven and set it on the floor.

brianlux

My cat gets feisty before the smell of food ever happens. She'll look at me and her eyes say, "If you prefer your skin intact you'll feed me... now!"

But it's all good- she can tell time very well. She's never early. I can set my watch to that cat!

dougfloyd

brianlux wrote:

My cat gets feisty before the smell of food ever happens. She'll look at me and her eyes say, "If you prefer your skin intact you'll feed me... now!"

But it's all good- she can tell time very well. She's never early. I can set my watch to that cat!

Not our cat, it starts whining for lunch by 10am and stalks you whenever you move thinking that you are going into the kitchen.

DS1119

I don't give a cat's ass about your cat.

mca47

My cat is like a clock. She has the same damn routine every damn day. If I didn't have a clock, I could just see what my cat is doing and could figure out what time it is plus or minus 15 minutes.

tinkerbell

Cute!

My cat is pretty old - 18 but can still hear the fridge opening from anywhere on the property, and is there under my feet roawing at me for milk.

comebackgirl

My schedule is all over the place, so my cats don't have a set routine. They know that they get fed whenever I come home from work, so whenever I come home, they expect to be fed. I could go out and come back 5 times in a day and they'll expect to be fed each time...and they let me know it You can set your clock by my mom's cat though. 5pm and that cat is letting you know he wants his dinner.

rick1zoo2

cat keeps me up all night.

iamica

All I have to do is walk into the pantry, and my cat goes nuts and starts whining for food, even if he already has some in his bowl. :roll:

hedonist

This thread is hilarious.

Our two cats, individually or playing off eachother, are hilarious.

So cool how much a part of our lives they are, no? And they know that they pretty much run the show.

(meantime, I'm watching George pounce all over our new comforter, chasing the eternally-invisible)