Ocho Cinco Gets Peed On

Heisenberg

Twitter is all a-whizz after Chad Ochocinco took to his account to report that he'd been "peed on" by a lion. More likely it was a spraying, but there was confirmation: Fiancée Evelyn Lozada and Jets cornerback Darrelle Revis saw the whole thing at a Voices for Children charity event in Miami, where the caged beast was one of the attractions, and the Patriots receiver tried to snap a picture of it. Reports vary whether Ochocinco caught it in the face or all over his "church clothes," but in any case it was truly his ultimate catch.

I wonder if the Lion was Ndamukong Suh

youngster

I wonder if he was pissed off after he got pissed on?

Heisenberg

My favorite part of this story is "Reports vary whether Ochocinco caught it in the face or all over his "church clothes,"

hedonist

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Title alone, then the post itself.

Then post #3

Yellow Ledbelly

youngster wrote:

I wonder if he was pissed off after he got pissed on?

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on

Heisenberg

all we can hope for is that some kind soul had a camera phone on this and it pops up on Deadspin soon.

If it was gonna happen to anyone on the Pats though, why Lord...why couldn't it have been Brady and Gizelle!?!