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Grandma returns from the dead, fixes lunch

mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
edited March 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
this is a fucking hoot

http://now.msn.com/now/0301-grandma-is-alive.aspx

No one expects to walk into the kitchen and discover their recently-deceased grandmother calmly cooking a meal. That Stephen King-worthy scenario happened to one Chinese family, after 95-year old Li Xiufeng climbed out of her unsealed coffin, six days after she'd been found "dead" in her bedroom. According to The Mirror, after Xiufeng suffered what was thought to be a fatal head injury, plans were made for her funeral, including holding an in-home wake for friends and family. Her coffin had not yet been permanently closed, giving Xiufeng the opportunity to escape after waking from what a doctor described as an "artificial" death and what her family probably called "the reason we all just soiled ourselves."
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

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  • uninnocent-uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    I'm surprised this didn't give someone in her family a fatal heart attack.
  • Constant Recoil...Constant Recoil... Posts: 1,276
    :shock:
  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    What was for lunch?
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  • uninnocent-uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    What was for lunch?
    Sometimes reporters neglect the most important facts.
  • Yellow LedbellyYellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    Man this scene had to be unfuckinbelievable! :lol:
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  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    What was for lunch?

    :lol: That's what I first thought.
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  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    uninnocent- wrote:
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    What was for lunch?
    Sometimes reporters neglect the most important facts.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    Were there brains in the pot
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  • Constant Recoil...Constant Recoil... Posts: 1,276
    Come on it's obviously a trap!! Don't you guys watch the Zombie show :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :shock:
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