Keep The Smoking Baby Away From The High Test

HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 4,957
edited February 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
http://www.newbernsj.com/articles/setting-104714-burns-death.html

A North Carolina man has died after accidentally incinerating himself following a bizarre (and unfortunate) mixup at his home. Gary Allen Banning accidentally drank from a jar full of gasoline sitting by the kitchen sink (another resident of the home is a mechanic and uses the gas to clean his hands). Banning spit the gas out, getting it on his clothes. He did not change his clothes, and set himself on fire when he later lit a cigarette. Banning was transported to the UNC Burn Center, where he died. "It was just a freak incident," police investigator W.K. Preslar said.
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    dumbass....

    somebody should tell the other guy, there are better ways to clean your hands.
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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 4,957
    Probably a Tar Heel fan
  • g under pg under p Posts: 18,182
    I gaurantee you this will make 1000 Ways to Die Show,.....GAURANTEED

    peace
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  • What a convoluted way to go...
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  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,411
    :shock:
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    well how fucking much gas does a guy need on his shirt/ jeans to actually burn a fucker to death? this is a screwy story...


    like duh, fucker. you are covered in gasoline, like 4 gallons worth.
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  • BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,684
    Don't you think you would smell the gas fumes before you actually took a sip or enough of a smell to say whooo this might not be water
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  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,411
    BLACK35 wrote:
    Don't you think you would smell the gas fumes before you actually took a sip or enough of a smell to say whooo this might not be water

    one would think so....
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    g under p wrote:
    I gaurantee you this will make 1000 Ways to Die Show,.....GAURANTEED

    peace

    that show is friggin' crazy!!!! :shock:
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    mfc2006 wrote:
    BLACK35 wrote:
    Don't you think you would smell the gas fumes before you actually took a sip or enough of a smell to say whooo this might not be water

    one would think so....

    :lol: Something tells me this guy wasn't playing with a full deck...
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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 4,957
    and how polluted must their water be for him to look at a jar of gasoline and think "yeah that looks like it will quinch my thirst"
  • BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,684
    Heisenberg wrote:
    and how polluted must their water be for him to look at a jar of gasoline and think "yeah that looks like it will quinch my thirst"

    :lol::lol:
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    caveeze...paging caveeze...how do you clean your hands?

    with gasoline?

    yes/no?
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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 4,957
    norm wrote:

    :lol::lol:

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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    i used enjoy drinking gasoline, but it's gotten too exspensive.
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Personally, I prefer liquid propane for handwashing, but that's just me.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I do feel sorry for the family obviously, but I hope there will be no candles at the wake. :o
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