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Most Danerous Kitchen Utensil

ogey38ogey38 Posts: 563
edited February 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
Am making lasagne this afternoon for a birthday party that I'm hosting at my house tonight. Was grating romano cheese and ran my fingertips thru the grater. Blood everywhere. Pain. I think my fingerprints have been altered now.Typing with just my left hand cuz my right hand is about to fall off! I know - I should have paid more attention to what I was doing! My thoughts are that the cheese grater has got to be the most dangerous kitchen utensil EVER.
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  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,411
    ouch!!! :shock:
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  • drinkbigredinsteaddrinkbigredinstead Posts: 2,240
    peeleryellow.jpg

    An orange peeler. Doesn't look like much until you slice to the bone on your thumb. :shock:
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    drinkbigredinstead wrote:
    peeleryellow.jpg

    An orange peeler. Doesn't look like much until you slice to the bone on your thumb. :shock:


    never heard of an orange peeler....are they really needed?
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  • Dead Man WalkingDead Man Walking Posts: 2,762
    81 wrote:
    drinkbigredinstead wrote:
    peeleryellow.jpg

    An orange peeler. Doesn't look like much until you slice to the bone on your thumb. :shock:


    never heard of an orange peeler....are they really needed?

    They are if you want to MURDER someone!
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I think this is the most dangerous...I won't get one because I know Mr. RK would show off and not use the finger guard and take his fingertips off.

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  • Jason78Jason78 Posts: 400
    RKCNDY wrote:
    I think this is the most dangerous...I won't get one because I know Mr. RK would show off and not use the finger guard and take his fingertips off.

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    Yes! I use to work in kitchens and you hit it on the knob.....or......wait?
  • drinkbigredinsteaddrinkbigredinstead Posts: 2,240
    Dead Man Walking wrote:
    81 wrote:
    drinkbigredinstead wrote:
    peeleryellow.jpg

    An orange peeler. Doesn't look like much until you slice to the bone on your thumb. :shock:


    never heard of an orange peeler....are they really needed?

    They are if you want to MURDER someone!


    No...no more than my garlic peeler or shrimp deveiner but being the wanna be foody I am I buy many useless kitchen gadgets. ;)
  • vduboisevduboise Posts: 1,937
    I've lost a finger tip or 2 to the mandolin and that is definitely worse than the grater. The grater is painful, but the mandolin takes it
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    either a wooden spoon or a penis
    one of these
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  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain Posts: 31,123
    RKCNDY wrote:
    I think this is the most dangerous...I won't get one because I know Mr. RK would show off and not use the finger guard and take his fingertips off.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRQHT6GFoh74DIdl8dkoh2uSB3KL5FAMxn8SHsoNaqoK4zmeAIM

    If it had not already been posted I was going to say 'this'

    I use mine to cut the jicama for Jicama Ahi Tacos (the thin slices of jicama replace the taco) and always think 'this will hurt if......' -- and I own a super set of japanese one piece knives, I like to work with sharp stuff.
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  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain Posts: 31,123
    chadwick wrote:
    either a wooden spoon or a penis
    one of these

    :shock:
    Be careful where you put that in the kitchen - could be one of the most dangerous places to wield such a utensil.
    The wooden spoon, of course....
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    RKCNDY wrote:
    I think this is the most dangerous...I won't get one because I know Mr. RK would show off and not use the finger guard and take his fingertips off.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRQHT6GFoh74DIdl8dkoh2uSB3KL5FAMxn8SHsoNaqoK4zmeAIM

    Holy God, yes, this has to be the most dangerous. I sliced up my hand darn good once on one of these bastards.
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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,891
    What about butcher knives? ;)
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    F Me In The Brain wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    either a wooden spoon or a penis
    one of these

    :shock:
    Be careful where you put that in the kitchen - could be one of the most dangerous places to wield such a utensil.
    The wooden spoon, of course....
    a spatchula
    mix up banana pudding
    wow that is fucked up
    people actually do this shit
    i kid you not
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    My mom whooped my ass with a wooden spoon when I was a kid for mouthing off.

    They're pretty useful in the kitchen too.
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    cast iron skillet dropped on foot. that thing is heavy!
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    cast iron skillet dropped on foot. that thing is heavy!

    Oh my, that sounds bad. :(
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