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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Poopies.


    Something like "I need to do poopies" should never come out of a grown man's mouth.
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    DS1119 wrote:
    Poopies.


    Something like "I need to do poopies" should never come out of a grown man's mouth.

    Shut up poopie-head
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    edited February 2012
    SatansFuton wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    i use dude and boner both quite regularly
    guess i suck

    I use dude, but I can't say boner pops up too often ;)

    Funny story, I had a collection agency call my house a while back. They were looking for somebody else but they somehow got my phone number, I never heard of the person they were asking for. It was for a hospital bill so I'm betting the guy just gave a random number withing the area code and it turned out to be mine. Anyway this little punk didn't believe that I wasn't this person and kept telling me to stop lying. I was getting a little tired of him so I said "Look dude..." at which point he cut me off and told me not to call him dude. So I said "Alright, sorry. Look asshole..." at which point he hung up. Never heard from them again.
    don't call me dude. remember this guy officer rivieri? :lol:
    this dude is a solid tool and a piece of trash

    i'm not man, i'm not dude, i am officer rivieri

    stop calling me dude, a dude is someone who works on a ranch :lol:

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  • kellanazziekellanazzie Posts: 1,484
    "WINNER!!!"

    Ya, don't say that.....
  • KM43590KM43590 Posts: 298
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Cutie-Pa-Tutie

    HA, I've been faulted for calling a girl "Cute as A Button" in the past.

    Also I've been known to say "I have to go pee-pee in the potty" ...which doesn't sound good coming from a grown man! :lol:
  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,484
    i don't think anyone should use the word discharge. :sick:
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  • KM43590KM43590 Posts: 298
    voidofman wrote:
    Dude

    My nickname in high school was "Dude" ...it got old, real quick! :shock:
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL1Vcn8yX1g

    Still think we shouldn't use "dude"?
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    SatansFuton wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Poopies.


    Something like "I need to do poopies" should never come out of a grown man's mouth.

    Shut up poopie-head


    Exactly. :lol:
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    dcfaithful wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    boner*

    *unless it accompannied by the word jams, as in "boner jams"

    What if you're using it in a context that is acceptable. Such as:

    "Man, that was a real boner on my part."

    Boner: a foolish and obvious blunder; stupid mistake

    I am still using boner, I don't give a shit what anyone says.

    Good point my friend. I'm gonna agree. Circle gets the square. Boner in certain contexts is quite appropriate. :lol:
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Male cheerleader.
  • photogirllizphotogirlliz Posts: 2,491
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    snuggle

    cuddle
    Men should always use these words...they're so wonderful! :D
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  • photogirllizphotogirlliz Posts: 2,491
    22 wrote:
    SatansFuton wrote:
    22 wrote:
    "deuces" as a way of saying good-bye

    I've never heard that one before.

    From observation, it usually comes from the guys who use the term "bro".
    :lol: It's true! I was worried I was the only one who had ever heard this! It's so annoying...
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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    DOWNbytheRiver wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    Bartender, I'll have a cosmopolitan.

    or a slippery nipple
    or an appletini

    I do believe a man asking for a slippery nipple would be acceptable
    ordering a Red Headed slut would also be allowed

    now if a man were to order a slippery dick
    thats a problem


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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Boo boo


    Like in the sentence "I have a boo boo and it hurts".
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    DS1119 wrote:
    Boo boo


    Like in the sentence "I have a boo boo and it hurts".
    Ya but.. I do have a boo boo.. I mean, it doesn't really hurt that bad.. but it is still there..

    I think I need to go potty...
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Caveeze wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Boo boo


    Like in the sentence "I have a boo boo and it hurts".
    Ya but.. I do have a boo boo.. I mean, it doesn't really hurt that bad.. but it is still there..

    I think I need to go potty...


    Poopies or pee pee? :lol:
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Boffy woffy's.. :lol:
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  • your move nowyour move now Posts: 1,165
    I think this thread is just an excuse for you all to use these words that you are far to old to even be typing :lol:
    I don't mean to offend anyone, a lot of what I say should be taken with a grain of salt... that said for most of you I'm a stranger on a computer on the other side of the world, don't give me that sort of power!
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    your move now wrote:
    I think this thread is just an excuse for you all to use these words that you are far to old to even be typing :lol:
    do you have a problem woblem? ;)
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    your move now wrote:
    I think this thread is just an excuse for you all to use these words that you are far to old to even be typing :lol:



    You are right. Some of them have cracked me right the hell up tonight. :lol:
  • your move nowyour move now Posts: 1,165
    really? because it's make me want to throw up a bit in my mouth - but yet I can't look away
    I don't mean to offend anyone, a lot of what I say should be taken with a grain of salt... that said for most of you I'm a stranger on a computer on the other side of the world, don't give me that sort of power!
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    gnarly
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  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    "Did you see Grey's Anatomy last night?"
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    "does this make my ass look big?"
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Caveeze wrote:
    Boffy woffy's.. :lol:


    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


    I'm laughing so fucking hard right now!!
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    Caveeze wrote:
    "does this make my ass look big?"
    give me 20 mins, i have to do my hair
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    DS1119 wrote:
    Caveeze wrote:
    Boffy woffy's.. :lol:


    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


    I'm laughing so fucking hard right now!!
    I am awesome, what can I say.. :D
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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    conman wrote:
    Caveeze wrote:
    "does this make my ass look big?"
    give me 20 mins, i have to do my hair
    :lol::lol::lol:

    I'll be in the car..
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