Words grown men should not use....

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Would you like to split a beer. I can't finish the whole thing myself.
  • EvieVedder
    EvieVedder NW Indiana Posts: 461
    "Will you hold my hand for 5 minutes until my mom gets here?"
    I had a 39 year old man patient ask me that last night at work. I thought it was weird.
    Feel the sky blanket you with gems and rhinestones...
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    EvieVedder wrote:
    "Will you hold my hand for 5 minutes until my mom gets here?"
    I had a 39 year old man patient ask me that last night at work. I thought it was weird.



    Is he terminal and have no one?
  • EvieVedder
    EvieVedder NW Indiana Posts: 461
    No, he was there for gastric bypass surgery. A big whiney baby. Drove me nuts all night.
    I did hold his hand, it was totally awkward.
    Feel the sky blanket you with gems and rhinestones...
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    EvieVedder wrote:
    No, he was there for gastric bypass surgery. A big whiney baby. Drove me nuts all night.
    I did hold his hand, it was totally awkward.



    He just wanted to do some cuddly wuddly! Wait...did I just say that?! :lol:
  • uninnocent-
    uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    "You know I can't watch the game with you, bro. It's Jers-day."
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I can't watch the game tonight dude...Say Yes To The Dress is on.
  • uninnocent-
    uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    "Did you see the Bachelor last night?"
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,779
    cuddly wuddly. A grown man should NOT use those words. :mrgreen:
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    mickeyrat wrote:
    cuddly wuddly. A grown man should NOT use those words. :mrgreen:


    :lol: :thumbup:
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    i cant do this...
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • comebackgirl
    comebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    DS1119 wrote:
    I can't watch the game tonight dude...Say Yes To The Dress is on.
    :lol::lol::lol:
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    My girlfriend won't let me go out with you to Las Vegas becasue she feels you're a bad influence.
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    i dont know...ill ask my mom..
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • comebackgirl
    comebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    Oh! Celine Dion is going to be in town. YAY! :?
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • kellanazzie
    kellanazzie Posts: 1,484
    Mom? Can I have a sleep-over? Puweeeeze???
  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    schmoopy!

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    She's out of my league. I need to break it off.
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    Preggers. Actaully, nobody should say that for any reason no matter what.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Have you seen my garter belt?

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