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chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
edited February 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
who has been puking in the shower
who threw up in the trash can they moved into their bedroom (and forgot to dump it this morning) :sick:
?

who has constant nausea
combined with intense dizzy spells
?

who is going for a record breaking swim this morning
whilst puking on the lifeguard
?

yesterday
lap 56
puked in the pond
shit myself and swam head on into a submerged log
ramming a twig into my eye and rectum
(this part really didn't happen but it could have very easily)

anyone
?
for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,510
    No you got me beat , i won't be swimming till next week and it won't be in a lake or pond ;) haven't been sick this yr as i knock on wood :)
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    josevolution wrote:
    No you got me beat , i won't be swimming till next week and it won't be in a lake or pond ;) haven't been sick this yr as i knock on wood :)


    it's only feb.
    81 is now off the air

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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    :? :wtf:
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,510
    81 wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    No you got me beat , i won't be swimming till next week and it won't be in a lake or pond ;) haven't been sick this yr as i knock on wood :)


    it's only feb.

    I never get sick haven't in yrs ..
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    josevolution wrote:
    81 wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    No you got me beat , i won't be swimming till next week and it won't be in a lake or pond ;) haven't been sick this yr as i knock on wood :)


    it's only feb.

    I never get sick haven't in yrs ..


    it's been 8 years since i puked.
    81 is now off the air

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  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    OMG Chadwick
    are you pregnant!!!

    congratulations :lol:
    peace,
    jo

    http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,591
    Sounds rough - I cannot answer 'yes' to any of those items.

    I feel like I could simultaneously shit myself and puke at the same time right now @ my desk though.

    4 martinis with dinner and then back home for party time with the wife on her birthday last night. She drank from Eddie and I drank from Stone. (I have my Philly trading cards popped into my favorite martini glasses (hand crafted set, all different colors/funky shapes) so that we pick who we are drinking with when picking which glasses to use.) Going home for *more* martinis after 4 with dinner....never a good idea.

    I could go without the twig in the eye & rectum though.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    F Me In The Brain wrote:
    Sounds rough - I cannot answer 'yes' to any of those items.

    I feel like I could simultaneously shit myself and puke at the same time right now @ my desk though.

    4 martinis with dinner and then back home for party time with the wife on her birthday last night. She drank from Eddie and I drank from Stone. (I have my Philly trading cards popped into my favorite martini glasses (hand crafted set, all different colors/funky shapes) so that we pick who we are drinking with when picking which glasses to use.) Going home for *more* martinis after 4 with dinner....never a good idea.

    I could go without the twig in the eye & rectum though.

    oh most definitely!
    peace,
    jo

    http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    Wow, I, um, yeah. Good luck with that.
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,412
    chadwick, do you think it's a side-effect of some medicine you're taking?

    Poor guy. That sucks to be throwing up! :(
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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    StillHere wrote:
    OMG Chadwick
    are you pregnant!!!

    congratulations :lol:

    :lol::lol:

    hey, it was bound to happen
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • faceinthecloudsfaceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    Sounds like some withdrawal symptoms I had before. I just got more and it stopped. Hope you feel better.
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    The methadone?
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    faceintheclouds wrote:
    Sounds like some withdrawal symptoms I had before. I just got more and it stopped. Hope you feel better.


    got some if you need it

    (sorry couldn't help myself)
    peace,
    jo

    http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    stargirl69 wrote:
    The methadone?
    nope it isn't the methadone. hell, the doc even demanded i take more. true fact. like stillhere said, i think i am pregnant :lol:

    in all reality i had the flu bug
    some little shit
    came walking out of the dr.s office
    right where i was sitting waiting my turn
    he looked right at me, 3 feet away
    and coughed directly on me

    his mom then jumped forward
    covering her little heathen's mouth
    saying sorry to me
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    stargirl69 wrote:
    The methadone?
    yes it is the drug methadone that has been making me ill. i will be damned if i ever take another medication like this ever again. i am sueing my doctor and the hospital where 147 ph.d type folks operate on a day to day basis. folks who study medicine their entire lives know nothing



    :mrgreen:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • EmBleveEmBleve Posts: 3,019
    hope you are feeling better. And ya, glad to hear the twig to the eye and rectum didn't really happen. :mrgreen:
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    EmBleve wrote:
    hope you are feeling better. And ya, glad to hear the twig to the eye and rectum didn't really happen. :mrgreen:
    nopers it didn't happen that way. it was actually those little methadone pills, they crawled up into my eye and rectum whilst swimming in some cold ass farm pond. see, uh, what i was trying to do was go icefishing. there was no thick ice to get on so i went swimming for the fishies and those damn methadone pills are some tough and agile swimmers and they attacked me in the deep end as if a submerged tree. it was an experience that will be with me for many many years to come.

    trees pretending to be methadone pills! that is what the world is coming too. i for one am scared.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • EmBleveEmBleve Posts: 3,019
    chadwick wrote:
    EmBleve wrote:
    hope you are feeling better. And ya, glad to hear the twig to the eye and rectum didn't really happen. :mrgreen:
    nopers it didn't happen that way. it was actually those little methadone pills, they crawled up into my eye and rectum whilst swimming in some cold ass farm pond. see, uh, what i was trying to do was go icefishing. there was no thick ice to get on so i went swimming for the fishies and those damn methadone pills are some tough and agile swimmers and they attacked me in the deep end as if a submerged tree. it was an experience that will be with me for many many years to come.

    trees pretending to be methadone pills! that is what the world is coming too. i for one am scared.
    tragic and terrifying.
    Is your pain relieved at all, or has it migrated to your eyes and rectum? I wish I had been a gnat on a blade of grass to take in the view of the pond icefishing attempt.
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    EmBleve wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    EmBleve wrote:
    hope you are feeling better. And ya, glad to hear the twig to the eye and rectum didn't really happen. :mrgreen:
    nopers it didn't happen that way. it was actually those little methadone pills, they crawled up into my eye and rectum whilst swimming in some cold ass farm pond. see, uh, what i was trying to do was go icefishing. there was no thick ice to get on so i went swimming for the fishies and those damn methadone pills are some tough and agile swimmers and they attacked me in the deep end as if a submerged tree. it was an experience that will be with me for many many years to come.

    trees pretending to be methadone pills! that is what the world is coming too. i for one am scared.
    tragic and terrifying.
    Is your pain relieved at all, or has it migrated to your eyes and rectum? I wish I had been a gnat on a blade of grass to take in the view of the pond icefishing attempt.
    last july i tried icefishing
    it didn't work
    i then got ill
    and puked in the grass
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    chadwick...no use in trying to hide it now
    the cat's out of the bag
    i know a great midwife :)
    peace,
    jo

    http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    StillHere wrote:
    chadwick...no use in trying to hide it now
    the cat's out of the bag
    i know a great midwife :)
    i know several wives myself.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    chadwick wrote:
    StillHere wrote:
    chadwick...no use in trying to hide it now
    the cat's out of the bag
    i know a great midwife :)
    i know several wives myself.
    i'm betting on that ;)
    peace,
    jo

    http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
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