Sleeping oddities
faceintheclouds
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Kinda like the do not fall asleep laughing thread.
Do you find yourself waking up in the middle of sleeping because you've done something in your sleep
One big one for me is the "jolt" like my whole body convulses. It's usually me about to fall or something. Or I wake myself up crying.
But the other night I woke up cause I was straight up dry fucking my bed. I was totally thrusting on my side. I woke up and was like WTF? Was worried the gf woulda noticed. Haha
Any other good ones?
Do you find yourself waking up in the middle of sleeping because you've done something in your sleep
One big one for me is the "jolt" like my whole body convulses. It's usually me about to fall or something. Or I wake myself up crying.
But the other night I woke up cause I was straight up dry fucking my bed. I was totally thrusting on my side. I woke up and was like WTF? Was worried the gf woulda noticed. Haha
Any other good ones?
Just, not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I said, I dont want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I said, I dont want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
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Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
One of the best ones was my mates ex girlfriend said he would try and finger her in his sleep hahaha...
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my buddy says he grabs his gf boobs all the time in his sleep
My ex bf used to grab my bum and give it a good shake in his sleep,the first few times it happened I turned around and thumped him,thinking he was awake but he he was always in a deep sleep.
I used to wake often to find I had my hand down his boxers holding his bum if he was on his front or cupping him if he was on his back.He claimed that evey time I put hand down and touched skin I'd mumble "mmm there's my baby" in my sleep
I'm laughing so hard my balls hurt!!
don't worry...she did.
- Christopher McCandless
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I said, I dont want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
I also once woke up freaking out because I felt what I thought was a small animal scurrying around on my legs. I thought it was my parents' cat until I noticed that the door was closed so he had no way in. I kicked the sheets off the bed but there was nothing there. A few months later, I was a freshman in college and had the exact same thing happen again. I was really freaked out the 2nd time since I had no idea what was causing it. My roommate was probably a little concerned that he'd been stuck with a lunatic for the next 9 months. I never did have that feeling again, though.
when you wake up crying WHILE dry humping the bed, then I think you should start to worry.
I used to be an incredibly active sleeper and I would wake up all the time from hitting my head on the wall or falling out of bed. One time in college I was sleeping face down and somehow got my head stuck between the bed and the wall. I could not get out for the life of me. I had to scream for help until my roommates woke up and came to help. Of course before they would help they had to do a photo shoot of them violating me in various ways.
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Sleeping on the couch one time I was apparently dreaming that somebody was tickling my feet. I hauled off and kicked the crap out of my brother that was sitting at my feet. Gave him 2 massive charlie horses in his thighs.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10