Don't fall asleep laughing
voidofman
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This is sort of a long story so as a side note to start off, my wife can fall asleep while she is talking to me (in bed). It's really weird because we'll be having a conversation and then silence.
Last night my wife woke up laughing because I let out a long burp. I didn't think it was that funny but laughed anyways because it was kind of funny that she got woken up because of a burp. She's laughing and then silence. I looked over and her mouth is open like she is in the middle of a laugh and just froze, I asked her, "are you asleep?" (She usually wakes up when I ask, she didn't wake up). So I tapped her shoulder and she gasps for air and then keeps laughing, and then falls asleep again! I'm thinking, "oh wow, she's going die in her sleep because she can't stop laughing and falling asleep." So the third time I'm tapping her chest and telling her to wake up, not, hey wake up, "wake up!!" She wakes up laughing hysterically and crying and snorting. I told her to stay awake. We're laughing for a few minutes until she can compose herself and tell me why she was laughing so hard.
She had a dream that I was meeting with some woman I used to talk with online, apparently she had called me and my wife had the phone and didn't answer, I got mad at her for not answering. She got mad at me for even having her number in my phone. She also didn't remember what the woman's name and said something like, "tell me the bitch's name!!" And that was when I burped, she heard that in her dream and woke up laughing. She said when she fell back asleep she was still in the dream and couldn't breathe, she felt like her whole body was convulsing trying to get some air but on the outside she looked normal to me.
Cliff notes: Don't fall asleep laughing, you will die because you can't breath.
Last night my wife woke up laughing because I let out a long burp. I didn't think it was that funny but laughed anyways because it was kind of funny that she got woken up because of a burp. She's laughing and then silence. I looked over and her mouth is open like she is in the middle of a laugh and just froze, I asked her, "are you asleep?" (She usually wakes up when I ask, she didn't wake up). So I tapped her shoulder and she gasps for air and then keeps laughing, and then falls asleep again! I'm thinking, "oh wow, she's going die in her sleep because she can't stop laughing and falling asleep." So the third time I'm tapping her chest and telling her to wake up, not, hey wake up, "wake up!!" She wakes up laughing hysterically and crying and snorting. I told her to stay awake. We're laughing for a few minutes until she can compose herself and tell me why she was laughing so hard.
She had a dream that I was meeting with some woman I used to talk with online, apparently she had called me and my wife had the phone and didn't answer, I got mad at her for not answering. She got mad at me for even having her number in my phone. She also didn't remember what the woman's name and said something like, "tell me the bitch's name!!" And that was when I burped, she heard that in her dream and woke up laughing. She said when she fell back asleep she was still in the dream and couldn't breathe, she felt like her whole body was convulsing trying to get some air but on the outside she looked normal to me.
Cliff notes: Don't fall asleep laughing, you will die because you can't breath.
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The thought of her lying there mouth open in mid laughter, but frozen asleep is hilarious.
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Oh yeah I remember that the most.