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RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
edited February 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
use the bathroom... :shock: :?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... isits.html

I worked at a call center, and it sucked ballz...(hint-that's why they put you on hold for so long, notes in the account need to be made, and you have to adhere to a quota of 'being on call live')
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    doing what?
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    takes me 8 minutes just to find the john
    9 minutes to walk there
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
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  • shepshep Posts: 5,764
    RKCNDY wrote:
    use the bathroom... :shock: :?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... isits.html

    I worked at a call center, and it sucked ballz...(hint-that's why they put you on hold for so long, notes in the account need to be made, and you have to adhere to a quota of 'being on call live')

    That's BS.... how am I supposed to break any of my high scores in under 8 minutes??? ;)

    Seriously... I wonder what people did in the bathroom before smart phones... :?
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    it's why americans are falling behind the rest of the world. :lol:
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    shep wrote:
    Seriously... I wonder what people did in the bathroom before smart phones... :?
    http://www.rollcall.com/news/-19763-1.html
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Black Diamond wrote:
    shep wrote:
    Seriously... I wonder what people did in the bathroom before smart phones... :?
    http://www.rollcall.com/news/-19763-1.html
    :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Black Diamond wrote:
    shep wrote:
    Seriously... I wonder what people did in the bathroom before smart phones... :?
    http://www.rollcall.com/news/-19763-1.html


    :lol::lol:
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    Black Diamond wrote:
    shep wrote:
    Seriously... I wonder what people did in the bathroom before smart phones... :?
    http://www.rollcall.com/news/-19763-1.html
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • tater926tater926 Posts: 263
    Black Diamond wrote:
    shep wrote:
    Seriously... I wonder what people did in the bathroom before smart phones... :?
    http://www.rollcall.com/news/-19763-1.html

    Wide stance......priceless! :lol:
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    i've heard or read, whichever...that in china or maybe was in north korea, some factories give out pills that hold back one's urine while at work. they will not put up with people using the pisser throughout the workday.

    well i got to thinkin... what about a quick number 2?

    gotta go gotta go
    legs crossed, butt cheeks squeezed together...can't...move
    .........................................
    bad stuff...............................................mess

    can't leave work
    gotta sew, gotta pour molds of molten steel for crowbars
    and gotta sweat

    i think dirty pants counts as sweating
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    chadwick wrote:
    i've heard or read, whichever...that in china or maybe was in north korea, some factories give out pills that hold back one's urine while at work. they will not put up with people using the pisser throughout the workday.

    well i got to thinkin... what about a quick number 2?

    gotta go gotta go
    legs crossed, butt cheeks squeezed together...can't...move
    .........................................
    bad stuff...............................................mess

    can't leave work
    gotta sew, gotta pour molds of molten steel for crowbars
    and gotta sweat

    i think dirty pants counts as sweating

    seen pooped pants in the office....not pretty
    81 is now off the air

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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    81 wrote:
    seen pooped pants in the office....not pretty


    WHAT!!!??? :lol: :? :lol: :? :lol: :?
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    DS1119 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    seen pooped pants in the office....not pretty


    WHAT!!!??? :lol: :? :lol: :? :lol: :?



    I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe! :lol::lol:
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    edited February 2012
    81 wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    i've heard or read, whichever...that in china or maybe was in north korea, some factories give out pills that hold back one's urine while at work. they will not put up with people using the pisser throughout the workday.

    well i got to thinkin... what about a quick number 2?

    gotta go gotta go
    legs crossed, butt cheeks squeezed together...can't...move
    .........................................
    bad stuff...............................................mess

    can't leave work
    gotta sew, gotta pour molds of molten steel for crowbars
    and gotta sweat

    i think dirty pants counts as sweating

    seen pooped pants in the office....not pretty
    um, 81. :? ..i wasn't in an office
    i was stuck behind the wheel of mickey's truck back when it was mine and newer
    it didn't stink then :lol:

    i :lol: at myself a lot
    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    DS1119 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    seen pooped pants in the office....not pretty


    WHAT!!!??? :lol: :? :lol: :? :lol: :?



    I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe! :lol::lol:

    yeah, a guy at one of our locations did that. luckily not where I work. People were freaked out, the poor guy shit his pants and it took him a while to figure out that he should just go home. sat at his desk for a bit, walked around, etc.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    yeah, a guy at one of our locations did that. luckily not where I work. People were freaked out, the poor guy shit his pants and it took him a while to figure out that he should just go home. sat at his desk for a bit, walked around, etc.


    I'm still laughing. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    we had this seasonal chick that was working in the call center....now sure what happened...but she ended up leaving early and they chucked her chair in the trash....credit to her....she came back the next day
    81 is now off the air

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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    we've all sharted at one time or another
  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    chadwick wrote:
    i've heard or read, whichever...that in china or maybe was in north korea, some factories give out pills that hold back one's urine while at work. they will not put up with people using the pisser throughout the workday.

    well i got to thinkin... what about a quick number 2?

    gotta go gotta go
    legs crossed, butt cheeks squeezed together...can't...move
    .........................................
    bad stuff...............................................mess

    can't leave work
    gotta sew, gotta pour molds of molten steel for crowbars
    and gotta sweat




    i think dirty pants counts as sweating

    thank you for that chadwick :lol::lol:

    i needed a good laugh here!
    peace,
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    81 wrote:
    we had this seasonal chick that was working in the call center....now sure what happened...but she ended up leaving early and they chucked her chair in the trash....credit to her....she came back the next day

    she? are you sure it was poop?
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    poor girl was probably trying to fluff, and it wasn't a fluff.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    RKCNDY wrote:
    poor girl was probably trying to fluff, and it wasn't a fluff.

    :lol::lol: Love it!
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  • GivenToLukinKPGivenToLukinKP Posts: 3,076
    RKCNDY wrote:
    poor girl was probably trying to fluff, and it wasn't a fluff.

    ha ha ha!

    Ive never heard anyone call it that besides my stepmom when my little sister was a toddler
    :lol::lol:

    I never have seen pooped pants at work, but I DID see someone walking around PJ20 with number 3 all over the back of them.
    Makes much more sense...

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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    GivenToLukinKP wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    poor girl was probably trying to fluff, and it wasn't a fluff.

    ha ha ha!

    Ive never heard anyone call it that besides my stepmom when my little sister was a toddler
    :lol::lol:

    I never have seen pooped pants at work, but I DID see someone walking around PJ20 with number 3 all over the back of them.

    wait...what's number 3?

    I do have a pic of people climbing the wall by the expo center and when the pics came up on the computer...somebody had mud all over their white shorts. :lol:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • GivenToLukinKPGivenToLukinKP Posts: 3,076
    RKCNDY wrote:
    GivenToLukinKP wrote:

    ha ha ha!

    Ive never heard anyone call it that besides my stepmom when my little sister was a toddler
    :lol::lol:

    I never have seen pooped pants at work, but I DID see someone walking around PJ20 with number 3 all over the back of them.

    wait...what's number 3?

    I do have a pic of people climbing the wall by the expo center and when the pics came up on the computer...somebody had mud all over their white shorts. :lol:

    diarrhea (cha, cha, cha)
    and it was most def poop and not mud. I wont go into detail how I could tell, but lets just say he was walking up the walkway after the show on night 2, and the splatter pattern was distinct :sick:

    Poor bastard.
    Makes much more sense...

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  • shepshep Posts: 5,764
    Black Diamond wrote:
    shep wrote:
    Seriously... I wonder what people did in the bathroom before smart phones... :?
    http://www.rollcall.com/news/-19763-1.html

    classy response :thumbup:

    lol.... all round great thread. :lol:
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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    I need more than 8 minutes.. my imagination isn't what it used to be..
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  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    8 minutes is plenty of time... try going through boot camp :shock:
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Who fucking needs more than 8 minutes toilet time at work per day? That's heaps of time!!
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  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Who fucking needs more than 8 minutes toilet time at work per day? That's heaps of time!!

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