son of a... gotta go home real quick brush my teeth

chadwick

anyone else gotta go back home
brush their nasty ass mouth awhile?

i am currently about to leave to go swim my mile
can't leave yet
gotta turn round
gotta clean my inner face a bit

i used to keep a tooth brush down here at mom's place
this was nice until i dropped it down near the toilet
my toothbrush aint gettin used if it touches the bathroom floor inches from the john
i have been known to pee on the floor
yes even at mom's

stupid teeth

anyone?

rollings

Oh yeah, this happens to me all of the time

chadwick

Rollings wrote:

Oh yeah, this happens to me all of the time

i have thrown away 13 teeth just this week alone
i am tired of the nasty football after taste

polaris_x

only time i've heard of a sudden need to clean the teeth is ... <insert crying game or ace ventura reference>

rollings

chadwick wrote:

Rollings wrote:

Oh yeah, this happens to me all of the time

i have thrown away 13 teeth just this week alone
i am tired of the nasty football after taste

I know what you mean

chadwick

polaris_x wrote:

only time i've heard of a sudden need to clean the teeth is ... <insert crying game or ace ventura reference>

i only watch fox and friends
this is why my tv doesn't work if i had one
then my teeth hurt and get dirty
yes i eat and watch the news once every couple years
same with brushing my mouth out with gasoline or lysol