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HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
edited April 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
Ok, so I was watching "Inside The Actors Studio" the other night and thought the Pivot questionnaire from the end of the show might illicit some rather entertaining responses from the folks on this board...have at it.

1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on?
4. What turns you off?
5. What sound or noise do you love?
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
7. What is your favorite curse word?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    I LOVE that show, and especially that part!

    1. What is your favorite word? serendipity It's so pretty and delightful
    2. What is your least favorite word?crotch Ugly sounding and makes me cringe
    3. What turns you on?Good times and great music
    4. What turns you off?Arrogance
    5. What sound or noise do you love?My dogs woofing in their sleep
    6. What sound or noise do you hate?The smoke detectors in my house
    7. What is your favorite curse word?Fuckity fuck fuck
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?Web design
    9. What profession would you not like to do?Armored car driver
    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?Unlost is here! Break out the beer and Scrabble, the party can begin!
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    1. What is your favorite word? Fuck
    2. What is your least favorite word? Retarded
    3. What turns you on? Sexy, confident, good looking men with dark beards
    4. What turns you off? Really obese people stuffing their faces
    5. What sound or noise do you love? When the music plays and the crowd roars because we know Pearl Jam are just about to come on stage....makes my heart feel nice
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? Squeaky markers being pushed too hard on paper *shudders*
    7. What is your favorite curse word? I'm far too fucking sweet to curse :lol:
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Filmmaking/directing/screenwriting
    9. What profession would you not like to do? Boring professions where I sit in a cubicle/office all day and have to deal with stupid people -- been there -- done that -- never again
    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? All your family, loved ones and pets are here waiting for you....let's go find them!
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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    1. What is your favorite word? Tweet

    2. What is your least favorite word? Goodbye

    3. What turns you on? thigh high stockings ;)

    4. What turns you off? close-mindedness

    5. What sound or noise do you love? the opening guitar strum of "Black, Red, Yellow"

    6. What sound or noise do you hate? when Eddie says "thank you goodnight"

    7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck...it has so many great uses

    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Matt's Drum Tech

    9. What profession would you not like to do? Proctologist

    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? If there's a Heaven, I likely won't be on the guest list :lol:
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Once...I asked these in order in the ask the next poster thread..but i'm not sure anyone noticed...

    Here are my answers..

    1. What is your favorite word? beautiful
    2. What is your least favorite word? hate
    3. What turns you on? good music
    4. What turns you off? ignorance
    5. What sound or noise do you love? laughter
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? the beeping alarm clock
    7. What is your favorite curse word? fuck and all it's variationsalthough i do like fotze too
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? any that allows me to follow pearl jam :D
    9. What profession would you not like to do? that guys that "vaccuums" out the waste from a porta-potty
    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? all those people that said you were going to go to hell were wrong...now go check out the great rock show..jim and jimi are up next
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    1. What is your favorite word? GRAVITAS
    2. What is your least favorite word? NIGGER
    3. What turns you on? MY WIFE'S CANS
    4. What turns you off? SMOKERS
    5. What sound or noise do you love? HEARING MY 1 1/2 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER CALL FOR ME OR MY WIFE WHEN HE WAKES UP.
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? MY KIDS WHEN THEY'RE CRYING OR SICK
    7. What is your favorite curse word? FUCK
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? PRO GOLFER
    9. What profession would you not like to do? NURSE OR SOMEONE WHO WORKS WITH SPECIAL NEEDS KIDS. I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THESE PEOPLE.
    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? HEAVEN DOESN'T EXIST
  • Pamela0222Pamela0222 Posts: 1,544
    1. What is your favorite word? Believe
    2. What is your least favorite word? The "C" word - referring to women, it's just wrong
    3. What turns you on? Smiles
    4. What turns you off? Arrogance
    5. What sound or noise do you love? Running Water
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? Nails running down a chalkboard
    7. What is your favorite curse word? Le Fuck
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Sniper
    9. What profession would you not like to do? Telemarketer
    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? I've been waiting for you all your life.
    The thing I like most about time is that it's not real. It's all in the head. Sure, it's a useful trick to use if you want to meet someone at a specific place in the universe and have tea or coffee- but that's all it is- a trick. There is no such thing as the past. It exists only in the memory. There is no such thing as the future. It exists only in our imagination. If our watches were truly accurate, the only thing they would ever say is "Now". That's what time it is. It's "Now". - Damien Echols
  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    BabaBooey1979 wrote:
    3. What turns you on? MY WIFE'S CANS

    :lol::lol::lol:
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    1. What is your favorite word? Fuck
    2. What is your least favorite word? whoopie
    3. What turns you on? passion
    4. What turns you off? stupidity
    5. What sound or noise do you love? the sound of my snowmobile being fired up
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? crumbling paper
    7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Astronaut
    9. What profession would you not like to do? mortician
    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? We got a shit ton of beer and benny vinyl
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • Constant Recoil...Constant Recoil... Posts: 1,276
    1. What is your favorite word? Noodle (admit it, it's fun to say)
    2. What is your least favorite word? pizazz
    3. What turns you on? Music
    4. What turns you off?
    unlost dogs wrote:
    ?Arrogance

    5. What sound or noise do you love?BA Crowds :D
    6. What sound or noise do you hate?People sniffing
    7. What is your favorite curse word?Fuck!!! :D
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?Band
    9. What profession would you not like to do?lawyer
    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?Welcome!
  • samjamsamjam New York Posts: 9,283
    1. What is your favorite word? Hope
    2. What is your least favorite word? Tequila
    3. What turns you on? Kindness, compassion, good taste in music
    4. What turns you off? Dishonesty, fakeness, rudeness
    5. What sound or noise do you love? Pearl Jam, waves crashing at the beach
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? Babies crying
    7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Something in the music industry, working with bands (what I hope to do once I am no longer a student/babysitter! :) )
    9. What profession would you not like to do? High school teacher- I have no idea HOW my dad did that for nearly 40 years...and in a rough school!
    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Come see all you're family/friends that you've been missing, you're all at peace now. Also, John Lennon wants to meet you. :wink:
    "Sometimes you find yourself having to put all your faith in no faith."
    ~not a dude~
    2010: MSGx2
    2012: Made In America
    2013: Pittsburgh, Brooklynx2, Hartford, Baltimore
    2014: Leeds, Milton Keynes, Detroit
    2015: Global Citizen Festival
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    2018: Barcelona, Wrigleyx2
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    1. What is your favorite word? orgasm
    2. What is your least favorite word? facebook
    3. What turns you on? womens eyes
    4. What turns you off? pretentiousness
    5. What sound or noise do you love? thunderstorms
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? alarm clocks
    7. What is your favorite curse word? fuck
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? fighter pilot
    9. What profession would you not like to do? my job right now :lol:
    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? you dont belong here
  • faceinthecloudsfaceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    1. What is your favorite word? Bubba

    2. What is your least favorite word? Wife

    3. What turns you on?A sexy bum and dirty mouth


    4. What turns you off? A miserable partner


    5. What sound or noise do you love? My little boys laugh from deep from his belly

    6. What sound or noise do you hate? High pressure air

    7. What is your favorite curse word? Cuntey

    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?Doctor

    9. What profession would you not like to do?Drywall

    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?You will be able to watch your boys grow
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • Cradles Broken GlassCradles Broken Glass Posts: 1,409
    1. What is your favorite word? Smile
    2. What is your least favorite word? Anything to do with bodily functions.
    3. What turns you on? Someone taking charge and being thoughtful (my hubby usually gets lucky when he cleans the house).
    4. What turns you off? Stupidity/Ignorance
    5. What sound or noise do you love? Music
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? Hands rubbing together--worst than nails on chalkboard to me.
    7. What is your favorite curse word? I say the F word a lot.
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Professional writer (please ignore my awful message board grammar).
    9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything medical.
    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Welcome.
    Hearts and thoughts they fade....
    fade away...

    I am at peace with my lust.....for Eddie.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    1. What is your favorite word? beautiful
    2. What is your least favorite word?squirt
    3. What turns you on?a man who can pull off long hair (among many other things)
    4. What turns you off?unrealistic people
    5. What sound or noise do you love? acoustic guitar
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? styrofoam rubbing together
    7. What is your favorite curse word? fuck because of its flexibility
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? actress
    9. What profession would you not like to do? ANYTHING in the medical profession.
    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "You've made it, kid" as Pearl Jam emanates through the speakers.
  • goldrushgoldrush everybody knows this is nowhere Posts: 7,630
    1. What is your favorite word? Dwr (it's Welsh and there's just something about the way it sounds in my wife's Australian accent)
    2. What is your least favorite word? OMG (or lol, or any other shitty text speak)
    3. What turns you on? A sexy smile
    4. What turns you off? Shallow people
    5. What sound or noise do you love? Laughter
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? Nickelback!
    7. What is your favorite curse word? FUCK! - in any situation, in any accent, 'fuck' wins!
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Writer/painter
    9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything involving surgical procedures
    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "Right then, I'm done here - you're in charge now!" :lol:
    “Do not postpone happiness”
    (Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)

    “Put yer good money on the sunrise”
    (Tim Rogers)
  • your move nowyour move now Posts: 1,165
    1. What is your favorite word? fucktard
    2. What is your least favorite word? toilet
    3. What turns you on? someone who is at peace with who they are or someone who can have a good (rational debate without getting offended... also hairy hands -weird I know
    4. What turns you off? insecurity
    5. What sound or noise do you love? needle hitting the record
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? whiny cat meow
    7. What is your favorite curse word? at the moment motherfucker but only because I never used to say it and it's a novelty
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? sound board chick
    9. What profession would you not like to do? working at a knackers
    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? you have front row lottery tickets, right this way
    I don't mean to offend anyone, a lot of what I say should be taken with a grain of salt... that said for most of you I'm a stranger on a computer on the other side of the world, don't give me that sort of power!
  • he.who.forgetshe.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    Heisenberg wrote:
    Ok, so I was watching "Inside The Actors Studio" the other night and thought the Pivot questionnaire from the end of the show might illicit some rather entertaining responses from the folks on this board...have at it.

    1. What is your favorite word? fuck
    2. What is your least favorite word? regret
    3. What turns you on? girls that play guitar/surf/ride motorcycles
    4. What turns you off? taking yourself too seriously
    5. What sound or noise do you love? crashing waves
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? a skipping CD
    7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Pilot
    9. What profession would you not like to do? President
    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Hookers to the left, blow to the right
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • capthowdy1027capthowdy1027 Posts: 3,270
    edited February 2012
    1. What is your favorite word?
    Word.
    2. What is your least favorite word?
    Retard. 
    3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
    High heels and stockings. 
    4. What turns you off?
    People who don't think for themselves. 
    5. What is your favorite curse word?
    Fuck. 
    6. What sound or noise do you love?
    My kids laughing when they are playing together. 
    7. What sound or noise do you hate?
    Squealing brakes on a car. 
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Rock star. 
    9. What profession would you not like to do?
    Working in a kids hospital. 
    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    Go say hi to your grandparents and then go watch Layne and Kurt in concert.
    Post edited by capthowdy1027 on
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  • Sprunkn7Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,286
    1. What is your favorite word? Yes
    2. What is your least favorite word? C word
    3. What turns you on? Thoughtfulness
    4. What turns you off? Rudeness
    5. What sound or noise do you love? Waves
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? Hotel California by the Eagles
    7. What is your favorite curse word? Mother Fucker
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Drummer in a rock band
    9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything to do with a sewer.
    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? You done good
    Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    1. What is your favorite word? LOVE

    2. What is your least favorite word? Cliche

    3. What turns you on? Smart women who smilling

    4. What turns you off? Stupid ,negative women

    5. What sound or noise do you love? Waves hiting the beach

    6. What sound or noise do you hate? Cats

    7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck me

    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Psychologist

    9. What profession would you not like to do? Lawyer

    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? You finally become a better man that you suppose to be.....
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    1. What is your favorite word?.........BEAUTIFUL
    2. What is your least favorite word? ... STUPID
    3. What turns you on? .... CANDLES/ROMANCE
    4. What turns you off?....... ANYONES BULLSHIT
    5. What sound or noise do you love? .... A LOVED ONES VOICE
    6. What sound or noise do you hate?.... BARKING DOGS
    7. What is your favorite curse word? .... I REALLY DON'T SWEAR THAT OFTEN :oops:
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? .... MAKEUP ARTIST
    9. What profession would you not like to do? ..... NURSING
    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?... YOU NEED TO LEARN TO FORGIVE MORE....
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  • big mickbig mick Hull UK Posts: 773
    1. What is your favorite word? Love
    2. What is your least favorite word? Hate
    3. What turns you on? Boobies
    4. What turns you off? Dog poo
    5. What sound or noise do you love? Farting
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? The Killers Brandon Flowers
    7. What is your favorite curse word? C word!
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Stone Gossard's guitar tech
    9. What profession would you not like to do? Teacher
    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "Go back to earth, Pearl Jam are playing in you living room tonight, I fixed it for you, I'll collect you later."
    Reading England 2006, Manchester England 2009, London England 2010, Manchester 1 2012, EV London 1 2012
  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    Sprunkn7 wrote:
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? Hotel California by the Eagles

    I wholeheartedly agree
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    1. What is your favorite word? bits-you can add it to the end of almost any word, and it makes it funny= fuck-bits, shit-bits, ball-bits...
    2. What is your least favorite word? any word that people put extra letters in: Wa(r)sh, Draw(l) etc.
    3. What turns you on? a man who does housework/cleaning/cooking/fixing cars
    4. What turns you off? ignorance
    5. What sound or noise do you love? typing on an old typerwriter
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? when someone doesn't know how to use a record player and scratches the record-zzzzrrrrzzztt
    7. What is your favorite curse word? FUCK! I can't think of one
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Poster Artist
    9. What profession would you not like to do? Honey Bucket Technician
    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "We only play Pearl Jam here...hope you can deal, wanna meet Ed?"
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    1. What is your favorite word? Dad
    2. What is your least favorite word? But...
    3. What turns you on? My wife. Every part of her.
    4. What turns you off? Liars
    5. What sound or noise do you love? My middle one calling me chubby.
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? First note of Yellow Ledbetter... Means it's over
    7. What is your favorite curse word? FUCKER
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Teacher
    9. What profession would you not like to do? Politician
    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Why Now You Don't Bitching?
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  • sheri zonasheri zona Makai Side Posts: 356
    1. What is your favorite word? grow
    2. What is your least favorite word? w00t
    3. What turns you on? Honesty.
    4. What turns you off? Lil' Wayne
    5. What sound or noise do you love? The strum of a perfectly tuned guitar
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? The screaming javelinas in my front yard at 3 a.m. (the animals, not the band)
    7. What is your favorite curse word? Sonofabitch
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Coffee shop owner
    9. What profession would you not like to do? politician
    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Just kidding.
    in an underwater nation...near chinamans hat
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    Black Diamond wrote:
    110. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Why Now You Don't Bitching?
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • vduboisevduboise Posts: 1,937
    1. What is your favorite word? cake
    2. What is your least favorite word? can't
    3. What turns you on? the sound of my husband's voice
    4. What turns you off? chewing with your mouth open
    5. What sound or noise do you love? my daughter's laughter
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? the sound of the cat cleaning himself
    7. What is your favorite curse word? shit
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?doctor
    9. What profession would you not like to do? pilot
    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Welcome- did you have a good time?
  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,374
    1. What is your favorite word? Schmusig (German for cuddly)
    2. What is your least favorite word? Duty
    3. What turns you on? Humour, good smell, great kisses, Cav :D
    4. What turns you off? Lies
    5. What sound or noise do you love? The purring of a cat
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? Construction work in the morning
    7. What is your favorite curse word? Scheiße, also as prefix scheiß-, very handy in almost every situation :lol:
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Movie director, running a small movie theatre
    9. What profession would you not like to do? Nurse
    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Hello, my dear. You are on the guest list.
    Please, Pearl Jam, consider a Benaroya Hall vinyl reissue!
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  • photogirllizphotogirlliz Posts: 2,491
    1. What is your favorite word? Love
    2. What is your least favorite word? Moist--it sounds so terrible
    3. What turns you on? Sincerity, thoughtfulness, humor, honesty, reliability, security...so Joey :)
    4. What turns you off? Lying, infidelity, arrogance, closed-mindedness, immaturity, stupidity
    5. What sound or noise do you love? Joey's voice and laughter
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? People crying...it makes my heart hurt
    7. What is your favorite curse word? Motherfucker!--although I never use it.
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Travel writer/photographer
    9. What profession would you not like to do? Oil rig worker
    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Sorry for being such a dick...
    "I am myself...like you, somehow."
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