I ran naked with a horse because hoes keep stealing my tacos!!!
First post in AET and I'm hooked!!LMFAO
"It's so nice to hear that in other parts of the world, the stress- borne from envy- that one finds for themselves is the animosity they develop towards a person selling a box of records. How fortunate!" ~ Thirty Bills Unpaid
I cuddled with a dog because hoes keep stealing my tacos
Mmm.... well the first part is true, not sure about the second, currently the only living thing I can see out my window is sheep .... I will adapt it to be more truthful.
I cuddled with a dog because sheep keep stealing my cream cheese and crackers.
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First post in AET and I'm hooked!!LMFAO
MLMF NYC
I cuddled with my lover because I love marijuana
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
This might be the best one.
damn. that is true love right thar
Mmm.... well the first part is true, not sure about the second, currently the only living thing I can see out my window is sheep .... I will adapt it to be more truthful.
I cuddled with a dog because sheep keep stealing my cream cheese and crackers.
Haaaaa .. I've been there!
an Easter Egg
because I like cocaine..
This would never happen in real life!
Well, that doesn't sound like me at all.
OHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhh!
Seems my preconceptions are what should have been burned...
I AM MINE
(I have a maroon sweater on)...sooooo
because I'm gay and because I have amazing boobs
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
(March 1st, black shirt)
(I'm wearing four shirts)