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mysticweed
Posts: 3,710
Step right up
For the time of your life
We’ll take your money
Then we’ll drown your wife
A gigantic error
A Titanic terror
We’ll showboat our ship
And you’ll die from that slip
Every man woman and child for themselves
Your captain has abandoned you
You’ll be relieved to know that he is safe
He’s ran out on you and his crew
Reminiscent of BP and Valdez
There is still fuel just waiting to seep
Set to destroy present and future life
In the beautiful Mediterranean deep
Seriously
You fell into a lifeboat?
what
Then the wind wrapped a blanket around you?
Hiding your cowardly face
13 dead so far
Just as that bitch Susan Smith should have been
You should be held under water and never seen again
For the time of your life
We’ll take your money
Then we’ll drown your wife
A gigantic error
A Titanic terror
We’ll showboat our ship
And you’ll die from that slip
Every man woman and child for themselves
Your captain has abandoned you
You’ll be relieved to know that he is safe
He’s ran out on you and his crew
Reminiscent of BP and Valdez
There is still fuel just waiting to seep
Set to destroy present and future life
In the beautiful Mediterranean deep
Seriously
You fell into a lifeboat?
what
Then the wind wrapped a blanket around you?
Hiding your cowardly face
13 dead so far
Just as that bitch Susan Smith should have been
You should be held under water and never seen again
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
"what a long, strange trip it's been"
"what a long, strange trip it's been"
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