i think some of the women are beautiful. that's it. i've watched a few moments of dirty film, pictures and things. never bought an adult movie ever. i am positive i have never spent more than 40 bucks on adult magazines even...this includes playboy magazine.
in my opinion couples fucking on film is disgusting. i try and put myself in the man's shoes who is nailing some hot ass chick on camera, i can't do it. i throw in the towel out of respect for her and myself.
then i think to myself, how can i do this without wearing a rubber? she just got done screwin some other dude very recently and maybe that dude is infected x's 1900???
i find the whole porn business ridiculous. some of these women are just stunningly gorgeous to me. quite a shame i must say.
Meh.
Some people like it and some people don't. Some people get all upset and disgusted, some get turned on.
I just make a product that I personally like. Thats all. Like it or don't.
I hope there's a provision in the law that allows for the removal of the condom for the money shot
another reason to dislike porn
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You dislike porn? And you're a guy, right? Really? 'Cuz I thought all guys liked porn (even the ones who say they don't).
You need to rent some of the classics... 'Foreskin Gump', 'Pulp Friction', 'Rambone', 'Terms of Endowment', 'Edward Penishands' and the Disney-esque classic, 'Poke Her Honches'.
Well don't forget "Glad He Ate Her" and "Schlong of the South."
Why are manufacturing companies required by law to protect their employees from hazards through lots of means, but including PPE (personal protective equipment - gloves, safety glasses, etc)....but the porn industry would be exempt?
How is that possible?
People who perform in front of audiences And on camera have exemptions for when it interfes with the performance itself. Nobody is going to go to the circus if the feats aren't really "death defying." we have to take precautions of course.. But not if it would ruin the final product.
Stunt men in movies Also take chances. So do acrobats.
Your enjoyment of the refrigerator wont be ruined if you know the guy welding the door on wore protective glasses.
Good points. There is still the question of whether or not they should be exempt...I wonder what the company's liability is in cases of injury or death? Anyhow, thanks for answering as I clearly had thought of things like circus and stunts.
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You dislike porn? And you're a guy, right? Really? 'Cuz I thought all guys liked porn (even the ones who say they don't).
You need to rent some of the classics... 'Foreskin Gump', 'Pulp Friction', 'Rambone', 'Terms of Endowment', 'Edward Penishands' and the Disney-esque classic, 'Poke Her Honches'.
naw man im not a dude. im a fuckin chick. lotsa women these days named chadwick.
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You dislike porn? And you're a guy, right? Really? 'Cuz I thought all guys liked porn (even the ones who say they don't).
You need to rent some of the classics... 'Foreskin Gump', 'Pulp Friction', 'Rambone', 'Terms of Endowment', 'Edward Penishands' and the Disney-esque classic, 'Poke Her Honches'.
naw man im not a dude. im a fuckin chick. lotsa women these days named chadwick.
I accidently ordered Pulp Friction one time years ago. I couldn't understand what was going on when everybody in the movie kept peeling off clothes. Back when you could order movies from the cable providers....never did watch the rest of and the cable company did give me back my $4.95.
Peace
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*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
You dislike porn? And you're a guy, right? Really? 'Cuz I thought all guys liked porn (even the ones who say they don't).
You need to rent some of the classics... 'Foreskin Gump', 'Pulp Friction', 'Rambone', 'Terms of Endowment', 'Edward Penishands' and the Disney-esque classic, 'Poke Her Honches'.
Well don't forget "Glad He Ate Her" and "Schlong of the South."
all dumb names that don't make me laugh. anyone who would purchase those films is a doorknob
Name-calling isn't ok and I get $10 for every time I have to repeat that. Send the money to The Smile Train so the kids can smile and get a decent start in life. It's a good charity.
Be careful with the titles/terminology...all ages forum. It's mostly adults here but not all. Thanks.
Name-calling isn't ok and I get $10 for every time I have to repeat that. Send the money to The Smile Train so the kids can smile and get a decent start in life. It's a good charity.
Thats awesome Kat. The Smile Train just rolled past my house when I read that.
naw man im not a dude. im a fuckin chick. lotsa women these days named chadwick.
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Oh, okay. Sorry for the mix up.
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But, now that I think about it... it all starts to make sense... you being a chick and all.
Sorry 'bout that.
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P.S. What about 'The Sperminator', 'Black Cock Down' or 'Soddomy, You Sayin': Weapons Of Ass Destruction Vols. 1 - 56'?
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Hail, Hail!!!
all dumb names that don't make me laugh. anyone who would purchase those films is a doorknob
for the record, those are straight movies and I agree. I don't get the whole parody porn thing.
Straight people, for some reason, respond very well to parody porn movies. I guess they think of sex as funnier than a gay audience does. There are a few gay parody movies like "Shaving Ryan's Privates" and "The Jersey Score" and "Finding Levi's Johnson," but they're rare.
I directed 7 of the 9 scenes for "So You Think You Can F*ck" but aside from the rather goofy title, it was more of a serious reality show and competition, not a lot of funny moments.
Gay porn tends to be less funny and light and tends to be a lot more rough and serious. Darker. Which, when it's all men on screen, I guess that makes sense... less brevity and more testosterone.
for the record, those are straight movies and I agree. I don't get the whole parody porn thing.
Straight people, for some reason, respond very well to parody porn movies. I guess they think of sex as funnier than a gay audience does. There are a few gay parody movies like "Shaving Ryan's Privates" and "The Jersey Score" and "Finding Levi's Johnson," but they're rare.
I directed 7 of the 9 scenes for "So You Think You Can F*ck" but aside from the rather goofy title, it was more of a serious reality show and competition, not a lot of funny moments.
Gay porn tends to be less funny and light and tends to be a lot more rough and serious. Darker. Which, when it's all men on screen, I guess that makes sense... less brevity and more testosterone.
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Seriously... other than those who work in the porn industry... who takes porn seriously? Like, who watches porn for the story line plot, dialogue or character development? I've seen better acting in Mentos, The Clapper and those Trojan dildo commercials. you fast forward through the... "acting" bullshit and get right to the blowjob part.
The person who takes 'Foreskin Gump' seriously... probably has some issues to resolve. Porn just makes it easier to knock one out. Also, guys who say they don't jack off... there's a term for them, they are called 'Liars'.
Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
Hail, Hail!!!
Seriously... other than those who work in the porn industry... who takes porn seriously? Like, who watches porn for the story line plot, dialogue or character development? I've seen better acting in Mentos, The Clapper and those Trojan dildo commercials. you fast forward through the... "acting" bullshit and get right to the blowjob part.
You would be amazed. Last year I worked on the new Francois Sagat movie called "Incubus" which was a bit of a genre-buster. HUGE movie and yes, people talk about the acting, the plot, the cinematography, the artistic merit and the message behind the madness. It's been a Mega hit already and Titan is promoting it solidly for another 8 months.
This is a PG-rated trailer... safe for this forum.. no nudity, but you can see the amount of production quality and work that went into it. Still night not be "safe" for work if you have an uptight boss.
The person who takes 'Foreskin Gump' seriously... probably has some issues to resolve. Porn just makes it easier to knock one out. Also, guys who say they don't jack off... there's a term for them, they are called 'Liars'.
you are correct.. movies like that are supposed to just be funny and not be taken seriously.
Seriously... other than those who work in the porn industry... who takes porn seriously? Like, who watches porn for the story line plot, dialogue or character development? I've seen better acting in Mentos, The Clapper and those Trojan dildo commercials. you fast forward through the... "acting" bullshit and get right to the blowjob part.
You would be amazed. Last year I worked on the new Francois Sagat movie called "Incubus" which was a bit of a genre-buster. HUGE movie and yes, people talk about the acting, the plot, the cinematography, the artistic merit and the message behind the madness. It's been a Mega hit already and Titan is promoting it solidly for another 8 months.
This is a PG-rated trailer... safe for this forum.. no nudity, but you can see the amount of production quality and work that went into it. Still night not be "safe" for work if you have an uptight boss.
The person who takes 'Foreskin Gump' seriously... probably has some issues to resolve. Porn just makes it easier to knock one out. Also, guys who say they don't jack off... there's a term for them, they are called 'Liars'.
you are correct.. movies like that are supposed to just be funny and not be taken seriously.
that may have been the most gay thing I have seen this year, but the years still young. Love this thread.
I directed 7 of the 9 scenes for "So You Think You Can F*ck" but aside from the rather goofy title, it was more of a serious reality show and competition, not a lot of funny moments.
I directed 7 of the 9 scenes for "So You Think You Can F*ck" but aside from the rather goofy title, it was more of a serious reality show and competition, not a lot of funny moments.
Seriously?? A competition?? How did they judge?
There were a bunch of criteria.
But the guys would be matched up by a drawing out of a hat every morning. The couple would then get a while to choose the setting at the resort (we had a whole resort booked out for just us for the days we were there) and then have a couple of minutes to do the set up and plan the scene. The actual "porn" scenes were judged by an audience vote.
But they also had daily "challenges" that they had to do which were judged by the three directors (including me) plus they had sponsor guest judges from companies like Stockroom and Wet.
The winner got a year's contract as a spokesman for the Wet Platinum lube, Trojan condoms, a huge Stockroom prize pack, a big cash prize (I can't remember how much) and a bunch of other stuff.
honestly, the coolest thing for me was that it was shot in 3D which meant that I got flown to the location a few days early and got trained how to shoot in 3D which makes me one of about 5 directors in Hollywood with 3D direction experience.
I also go down in history as the first director to do an underwater 69 shot in 3D. when you watch it on an HDTV with 3D, it looked like there was a cube of water floating in your living room with two people inside it. it's a stunning visual and something I'm really proud of. And I don't care if anyone doesn't like that.
I was offered a job working on a few "mainstream" movies for one of the big Hollywood studios because of my 3D training but wasn't interested in making mainstream movies. I'll make movies I'd watch myself.
I directed 7 of the 9 scenes for "So You Think You Can F*ck" but aside from the rather goofy title, it was more of a serious reality show and competition, not a lot of funny moments.
Seriously?? A competition?? How did they judge?
There were a bunch of criteria.
But the guys would be matched up by a drawing out of a hat every morning. The couple would then get a while to choose the setting at the resort (we had a whole resort booked out for just us for the days we were there) and then have a couple of minutes to do the set up and plan the scene. The actual "porn" scenes were judged by an audience vote.
But they also had daily "challenges" that they had to do which were judged by the three directors (including me) plus they had sponsor guest judges from companies like Stockroom and Wet.
The winner got a year's contract as a spokesman for the Wet Platinum lube, Trojan condoms, a huge Stockroom prize pack, a big cash prize (I can't remember how much) and a bunch of other stuff.
honestly, the coolest thing for me was that it was shot in 3D which meant that I got flown to the location a few days early and got trained how to shoot in 3D which makes me one of about 5 directors in Hollywood with 3D direction experience.
I also go down in history as the first director to do an underwater 69 shot in 3D. when you watch it on an HDTV with 3D, it looked like there was a cube of water floating in your living room with two people inside it. it's a stunning visual and something I'm really proud of. And I don't care if anyone doesn't like that.
I was offered a job working on a few "mainstream" movies for one of the big Hollywood studios because of my 3D training but wasn't interested in making mainstream movies. I'll make movies I'd watch myself.
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Meh.
Some people like it and some people don't. Some people get all upset and disgusted, some get turned on.
I just make a product that I personally like. Thats all. Like it or don't.
Well don't forget "Glad He Ate Her" and "Schlong of the South."
Good points. There is still the question of whether or not they should be exempt...I wonder what the company's liability is in cases of injury or death? Anyhow, thanks for answering as I clearly had thought of things like circus and stunts.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
I accidently ordered Pulp Friction one time years ago. I couldn't understand what was going on when everybody in the movie kept peeling off clothes. Back when you could order movies from the cable providers....never did watch the rest of and the cable company did give me back my $4.95.
Peace
*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Be careful with the titles/terminology...all ages forum. It's mostly adults here but not all. Thanks.
Oh, okay. Sorry for the mix up.
...
But, now that I think about it... it all starts to make sense... you being a chick and all.
Sorry 'bout that.
...
P.S. What about 'The Sperminator', 'Black Cock Down' or 'Soddomy, You Sayin': Weapons Of Ass Destruction Vols. 1 - 56'?
Hail, Hail!!!
for the record, those are straight movies and I agree. I don't get the whole parody porn thing.
Straight people, for some reason, respond very well to parody porn movies. I guess they think of sex as funnier than a gay audience does. There are a few gay parody movies like "Shaving Ryan's Privates" and "The Jersey Score" and "Finding Levi's Johnson," but they're rare.
I directed 7 of the 9 scenes for "So You Think You Can F*ck" but aside from the rather goofy title, it was more of a serious reality show and competition, not a lot of funny moments.
Gay porn tends to be less funny and light and tends to be a lot more rough and serious. Darker. Which, when it's all men on screen, I guess that makes sense... less brevity and more testosterone.
Seriously... other than those who work in the porn industry... who takes porn seriously? Like, who watches porn for the story line plot, dialogue or character development? I've seen better acting in Mentos, The Clapper and those Trojan dildo commercials. you fast forward through the... "acting" bullshit and get right to the blowjob part.
The person who takes 'Foreskin Gump' seriously... probably has some issues to resolve. Porn just makes it easier to knock one out. Also, guys who say they don't jack off... there's a term for them, they are called 'Liars'.
Hail, Hail!!!
You would be amazed. Last year I worked on the new Francois Sagat movie called "Incubus" which was a bit of a genre-buster. HUGE movie and yes, people talk about the acting, the plot, the cinematography, the artistic merit and the message behind the madness. It's been a Mega hit already and Titan is promoting it solidly for another 8 months.
This is a PG-rated trailer... safe for this forum.. no nudity, but you can see the amount of production quality and work that went into it. Still night not be "safe" for work if you have an uptight boss.
http://media.titanmen.net/francois/incu ... g_360p.mp4
you are correct.. movies like that are supposed to just be funny and not be taken seriously.
that may have been the most gay thing I have seen this year, but the years still young. Love this thread.
THAT was the gayest thing you've seen all year?
You are SO invited to my next pool party.
Seriously?? A competition?? How did they judge?
There were a bunch of criteria.
But the guys would be matched up by a drawing out of a hat every morning. The couple would then get a while to choose the setting at the resort (we had a whole resort booked out for just us for the days we were there) and then have a couple of minutes to do the set up and plan the scene. The actual "porn" scenes were judged by an audience vote.
But they also had daily "challenges" that they had to do which were judged by the three directors (including me) plus they had sponsor guest judges from companies like Stockroom and Wet.
The winner got a year's contract as a spokesman for the Wet Platinum lube, Trojan condoms, a huge Stockroom prize pack, a big cash prize (I can't remember how much) and a bunch of other stuff.
honestly, the coolest thing for me was that it was shot in 3D which meant that I got flown to the location a few days early and got trained how to shoot in 3D which makes me one of about 5 directors in Hollywood with 3D direction experience.
I also go down in history as the first director to do an underwater 69 shot in 3D. when you watch it on an HDTV with 3D, it looked like there was a cube of water floating in your living room with two people inside it. it's a stunning visual and something I'm really proud of. And I don't care if anyone doesn't like that.
I was offered a job working on a few "mainstream" movies for one of the big Hollywood studios because of my 3D training but wasn't interested in making mainstream movies. I'll make movies I'd watch myself.
That is awesome.