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  • Monster RainMonster Rain Posts: 1,415
    Old people. There's fewer of them, I can distract them with the same episode of "Matlock" over and over, and I won't get hassled nearly as much if one of them dies.

    Would you rather have nothing to eat/drink besides prunes and prune juice for 6 months or have to wear shoes that are 2 sizes too small every day for a year?
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Give me the prunes and clear a path. :lol:



    Would you rather chew tobacco or smoke a cigar?
  • dr0ptheleashdr0ptheleash Posts: 1,264
    Yuck. Probably smoke a cigar.

    Would you rather be in a snake pit for an hour or a lions cage for 10 minutes?
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    what kind of snake and has the lion ate recently?
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  • dr0ptheleashdr0ptheleash Posts: 1,264
    Lion is half full. Snakes are poisonous but not extremly aggressive at this moment in time.
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    i'll take my chances with the lions.

    would you rather streak across the white house lawn in winter, or wear a gortex coat in august in miami
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I'll wear the coat.



    Would you rather eat a 6oz candle or an entire roll of toilet paper?
  • Monster RainMonster Rain Posts: 1,415
    Paper

    Would you rather accidentally post something humiliating on Facebook or accidentally CC your boss on a nasty, expletive-laden e-mail detailing your hatred for him/her?
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The Facebook choice.


    Would you rather wear guyliner or paint your nails and go to work?
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    guyliner
    rather kiss a monkey or a frog?
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dr0ptheleashdr0ptheleash Posts: 1,264
    Frog.

    Would you rather be in jail for the rest of your life or receive the death penalty?
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Jail



    WOuld you rather drink a gallon of ocean water or a gallon of pool water?
  • Monster RainMonster Rain Posts: 1,415
    Pool

    Would you rather watch "Hoarders" or "Infestation?"
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Hoarders


    Would you rather watch Saved By The Bell or The Brady Bunch?
  • dr0ptheleashdr0ptheleash Posts: 1,264
    Saved by the bell.

    Would you rather swim so far you have to get rescued by a life guard every time you went into the ocean, or never let the water touch your skin?
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Never let the water touch my skin.


    Would you rather go to San Diego or Miami?
  • dr0ptheleashdr0ptheleash Posts: 1,264
    San Diego I think.

    Would you rather get a rash everytime you drank something, or just have a large mole on your forehead forever?
  • Monster RainMonster Rain Posts: 1,415
    Mole

    Would you rather be locked in a room with no clothes and 500 mosquitos for 2 days or not sleep for 5 days?
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    no sleep

    would you rather vaction on the beach or the mountains
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Mountains.



    WOuld you rather wear pants that are two sizes too small or a hat that is one size too small?
  • dr0ptheleashdr0ptheleash Posts: 1,264
    Small hat.

    Would you rather have to dress in neon pink everything for a week or not wear a shirt everywhere you go?
  • Monster RainMonster Rain Posts: 1,415
    Pink

    Would you rather watch "Alfred HItchcock Presents" or "The Twilight Zone?"
  • NamiNami Newfoundland Posts: 5,997
    Pink

    Would you rather watch "Alfred HItchcock Presents" or "The Twilight Zone?"

    TTZ

    would you rather sit next to an annoying coworker who wont shut the F up or sit next a crying baby?
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    crying baby
    rather babygirl or babyboy?
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Baby boy.



    Would you rather never have pink lemonade or pizza for the rest of your life?
  • Monster RainMonster Rain Posts: 1,415
    Pink lemondade

    Would you rather be a rodeo clown or a lion tamer?
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    rodeo
    rather shoot you by woman or man>?
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • javis el errantejavis el errante Buenos Aires Posts: 6,140
    I'd rather not being shot...

    would you rather smoke white horse or purple widow?
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    i like purple
    rather weed or cocaine
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • CareyCarey Posts: 2,361
    Weed

    Rather shrooms or weed
    "Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
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