WOuld you rather have someone vomit on you on a roller coaster or ferris wheel?
I guess I'll say roller coaster since at least motion sickness explains the vomit. If someone throws up on a ferris wheel I'm going to assume they either ate something nasty (which could show up in big chunks in the puke) or they have a virus and just spread it to me.
Would you rather die in a painful--but comedic--way that gets lots of national news coverage that involves people questioning your intelligence or die in your sleep alone and unnoticed by anyone for 2 months?
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
As long as my cell phone gets reception, I don't mind either, but I can see the closet being more comfortable. Just gotta make a seat from piled-up clothes.
Compete on Jeopardy
OR
be selected on the Price is Right?
Would you rather fall into a barbed wire fence or an electrc fence?
Electric.
Would you rather have a siamese twiin and have 2 heads and 2 stomachs but only one butt and one bladder or have an incurable condition that makes you lose control of your bowels every time you sit down?
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I guess I'll say roller coaster since at least motion sickness explains the vomit. If someone throws up on a ferris wheel I'm going to assume they either ate something nasty (which could show up in big chunks in the puke) or they have a virus and just spread it to me.
Would you rather die in a painful--but comedic--way that gets lots of national news coverage that involves people questioning your intelligence or die in your sleep alone and unnoticed by anyone for 2 months?
Would you rather play poker or blackjack?
Live the life of Kramer on Seinfeld
OR
that of Gilligan (of the Island)?
Would you rather work in a circus as a lion tamer or trapeze artist?
would you rather swim with seals or dolphins?
- Christopher McCandless
Be unable to speak with people wearing black socks
OR
unable to see people wearing white socks?
Would you rather grill outside or cook in your kitchn?
drink only beer
or
only liquor?
Would you rather use aluminum foil or plastic wrap?
Chew aluminium foil
OR
Chew human flesh?
Would you rather sit in your closet for 3 hours or or your garden shed?
Compete on Jeopardy
OR
be selected on the Price is Right?
Would you rather ride a dirt bike or an ATV?
Unknowingly run face-first into a glass door
OR
Intentionally run into a Gorilla pavilion at the zoo?
WOuld you rather drive a go kart or bumper cars?
See the future
or
Know the past?
Would you rather be forced to suck on poison ivy or rub it on your junk?
Would you rather fall into a barbed wire fence or an electrc fence?
Electric.
Would you rather have a siamese twiin and have 2 heads and 2 stomachs but only one butt and one bladder or have an incurable condition that makes you lose control of your bowels every time you sit down?
Would you rather have to come into work early or stay late?
the Godfather series never existed
or
the Star Wars Series never existed?
Would you rather have a bottle in front of me or a frontal labotamy?
Play golf with Happy Gilmore
or
Go to school with Billy Madison?
Would you rather know everyone on your street or no one?
Rather walk around all day with your finger up your nose or your hand down the back of your pants?
WOuld you rather have a meatball or a cheesestick?
On spaghetti or a meatball sub?
Would you rather have a soda or water?
would you rather eat an ant hills worth of ants or 5 crickets
Would you rather be in a restaurant all alone or one packed to the gills and an hour wait?