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3 y.o nephew said something funny (toilet humour)

pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
edited January 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
He did a poo, all his little logs were piled up and he looked at them and said

'it looks like a campfire'

I had to laugh...
Sydney 11/02/2003
Sydney 14/02/2003
Sydney 07/11/2006
Sydney 18/11/2006
Sydney 22/11/2009
EV Sydney 18/03/2011
EV Sydney 19/03/2011
EV Sydney 20/03/2011
Melbourne 24/01/2014
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EV Sydney 13/02/2014
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  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    :lol:
  • -Emma--Emma- Posts: 2,864
    :lol: Kids always think outside of the box.


    One time when I was working, I quietly let one of the parents know that their child had a bout of diarrhea. Another little boy who was only about 3 overheard the conversation and excitedly and loudly said "diarrhea??!!!!! I get that ALL the time". :lol:
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  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    A few days ago my 13 year old nephew announced to anyone who was listening that he was not going to take drugs,smoke,drink or have sex until he was 18.
    Totally deadpan and with not a hint of a smile his 16 year old brother replied "Wait until the hormones kick in"!

    :lol:
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    when my nephew was 2, he had to go but the toilet seat was down so he pooped on the toilet seat and then ran to my sister saying "mommy, mommy i pooped on the potty :lol::lol:


    i almost fell off my chair laughing... he literally pooped ON the potty
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    When my cousin was young he got on the phone to my nan, I will try and type out the conversation

    Rich: Hey Nan, I've got leukaemia

    Nan: Oh Richard, that's terrible

    Rich: Hang on a moment..... (checks with mum) oh wait... I got lice....

    haha


    I work with kids, I could deadset write a book...

    one kid pointed said to me

    'I got punched right in the soul' (pointing to his chest)
    Sydney 11/02/2003
    Sydney 14/02/2003
    Sydney 07/11/2006
    Sydney 18/11/2006
    Sydney 22/11/2009
    EV Sydney 18/03/2011
    EV Sydney 19/03/2011
    EV Sydney 20/03/2011
    Melbourne 24/01/2014
    Sydney 26/01/2014
    EV Sydney 13/02/2014
  • photogirllizphotogirlliz Posts: 2,491
    pjfan31 wrote:
    'I got punched right in the soul' (pointing to his chest)
    This is wonderful...I'm pretty sure I've felt this feeling.
    "I am myself...like you, somehow."
  • JukeeJukee Posts: 4,500
    My niece once told her mom that she's going to have rabbit ear boobies just like her one day. :lol:
    If you have nothing to lose, you have nothing to worry about.
  • -Emma--Emma- Posts: 2,864
    pjfan31 wrote:
    I work with kids, I could deadset write a book...

    one kid pointed said to me

    'I got punched right in the soul' (pointing to his chest)

    That's a great one :)

    When I introduce myself to kids at work, I get some really funny responses. I once had a 4 year old girl say to me "My name is
    , but when i'm naughty they call me whirlwind".

    Another time I had a different girl (probably a 4 year old too) say:
    "My name is ----, but my daddy calls me Evil Genius".
    PJ: Sydney, 11th February 2003 ♥ Sydney, 26th January 2014 ♥ EV: Sydney, 20th March 2011 ♥ EV: Perth, 7th February 2014 ♥ EV: Perth, 8th February 2014 ♥ EV: Sydney, 11th February 2014 ♥ EV: Sydney, 12th February 2014 ♥ EV: Sydney, 13th February 2014 ♥ EV: Brisbane, 22nd February 2014 ♥ EV: Brisbane, 23rd February 2014 ♥ EV: Brisbane, 25th February 2014 ♥

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  • awilkinsawilkins Posts: 984
    Jukee wrote:
    My niece once told her mom that she's going to have rabbit ear boobies just like her one day. :lol:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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