Comments
-
PJ_Soul wrote:He was a guy. And I didn't say anything when girls came over because I was a bit scared of them.
But you know how you get rid of a roommate you really really hate? Tell everyone he knows and might get to know that he has crabs when he comes down with a case of crabs. It will piss him off enough to finally move the fuck out.
My roommate is losing his shit... absolutely lost his mind... saw... THAT girl going up to a bedroom with 2 dudes at a party last weekend.
:corn:
Now he just sounds fucking insane when he talks... he wants to drop out of college and go play music at bars in northern WI...
And he was talking to me yesterday of being a slave to the system or some shit.0 -
peacefrompaul wrote:PJ_Soul wrote:He was a guy. And I didn't say anything when girls came over because I was a bit scared of them.
But you know how you get rid of a roommate you really really hate? Tell everyone he knows and might get to know that he has crabs when he comes down with a case of crabs. It will piss him off enough to finally move the fuck out.
My roommate is losing his shit... absolutely lost his mind... saw... THAT girl going up to a bedroom with 2 dudes at a party last weekend.
:corn:
Now he just sounds fucking insane when he talks... he wants to drop out of college and go play music at bars in northern WI...
And he was talking to me yesterday of being a slave to the system or some shit.With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata0 -
PJ_Soul wrote:Tell everyone he has scabies.
That's okay... I have the upper hand now.0 -
peacefrompaul wrote:PJ_Soul wrote:Tell everyone he has scabies.
That's okay... I have the upper hand now.With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata0 -
peacefrompaul wrote:PJ_Soul wrote:He was a guy. And I didn't say anything when girls came over because I was a bit scared of them.
But you know how you get rid of a roommate you really really hate? Tell everyone he knows and might get to know that he has crabs when he comes down with a case of crabs. It will piss him off enough to finally move the fuck out.
My roommate is losing his shit... absolutely lost his mind... saw... THAT girl going up to a bedroom with 2 dudes at a party last weekend.
:corn:
Now he just sounds fucking insane when he talks... he wants to drop out of college and go play music at bars in northern WI...
And he was talking to me yesterday of being a slave to the system or some shit.
Take them out when they're at their weakest. Perfect time to rat hole his shit.0 -
DS1119 wrote:
Take them out when they're at their weakest. Perfect time to rat hole his shit.
So you're saying I eat all of his coffee cake0 -
peacefrompaul wrote:PJ_Soul wrote:He was a guy. And I didn't say anything when girls came over because I was a bit scared of them.
But you know how you get rid of a roommate you really really hate? Tell everyone he knows and might get to know that he has crabs when he comes down with a case of crabs. It will piss him off enough to finally move the fuck out.
My roommate is losing his shit... absolutely lost his mind... saw... THAT girl going up to a bedroom with 2 dudes at a party last weekend.
:corn:
Now he just sounds fucking insane when he talks... he wants to drop out of college and go play music at bars in northern WI...
And he was talking to me yesterday of being a slave to the system or some shit.
Please tell me he broke up with that hussy!WI '98, WI '99 (EV), WI '00, Chgo '00, MO '00, Champaign '03, Chgo '03, WI '03, IN '03, MI '04, Chgo '06:N1 & 2, WI '06, Chgo '07, Chgo '08 (EV:N1), Chgo '09:N1 & 2, Chgo '11 (EV:N1), WI '11:N1 & 2, Philly '12, Wrigley '13, Pitt '13, Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 20 -
Mamasan23 wrote:
Please tell me he broke up with that hussy!
They weren't even really dating... he thought they were, but in reality, she just came over EVERY NIGHT to fuck. He thought he was a pimp or something...
Yeah, and then she got pork plowed by two dudes...:fp:
Ohhh god0 -
peacefrompaul wrote:Mamasan23 wrote:
Please tell me he broke up with that hussy!
They weren't even really dating... he thought they were, but in reality, she just came over EVERY NIGHT to fuck. He thought he was a pimp or something...
Yeah, and then she got pork plowed by two dudes...:fp:
Ohhh god
College :fp:
Enjoy it while you canWI '98, WI '99 (EV), WI '00, Chgo '00, MO '00, Champaign '03, Chgo '03, WI '03, IN '03, MI '04, Chgo '06:N1 & 2, WI '06, Chgo '07, Chgo '08 (EV:N1), Chgo '09:N1 & 2, Chgo '11 (EV:N1), WI '11:N1 & 2, Philly '12, Wrigley '13, Pitt '13, Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 20 -
peacefrompaul wrote:Mamasan23 wrote:
Please tell me he broke up with that hussy!
They weren't even really dating... he thought they were, but in reality, she just came over EVERY NIGHT to fuck. He thought he was a pimp or something...
Yeah, and then she got pork plowed by two dudes...:fp:
Ohhh god
This is good for you. Now convince her to come over and you can have a threesome along with your roommate.0 -
DS1119 wrote:
This is good for you. Now convince her to come over and you can have a threesome along with your roommate.You clearly don't watch Seinfeld DS...
She's INTO IT!WI '98, WI '99 (EV), WI '00, Chgo '00, MO '00, Champaign '03, Chgo '03, WI '03, IN '03, MI '04, Chgo '06:N1 & 2, WI '06, Chgo '07, Chgo '08 (EV:N1), Chgo '09:N1 & 2, Chgo '11 (EV:N1), WI '11:N1 & 2, Philly '12, Wrigley '13, Pitt '13, Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 20 -
DS1119 wrote:
This is good for you. Now convince her to come over and you can have a threesome along with your roommate.
No.
No thanks... If it was two girls..
You know what, no... she isn't even attractive.0 -
peacefrompaul wrote:DS1119 wrote:
This is good for you. Now convince her to come over and you can have a threesome along with your roommate.
No.
No thanks... If it was two girls..
You know what, no... she isn't even attractive.
Just no male on male contact and you're good to go. No eye contact either.0 -
DS1119 wrote:
Just no male on male contact and you're good to go. No eye contact either.
I think I'll pass0 -
too funny you guys.....
can you say #swingers
:corn:1995 San Francisco
San JoseSan Diego 2 shows
2003 Missoula
2005 Missoula
2006 Denver 2 shows with Tom PettyGorge 2 shows
2009 UtahLA1
LA2
2012 Missoula : Meet and Greet : "Instant Classic show"
2013 PortlandSpokane
2018 Missoula
0 -
PJ_ROCKS wrote:too funny you guys.....
can you say #swingers
:corn:
Fisticuffs?0 -
peacefrompaul wrote:PJ_ROCKS wrote:too funny you guys.....
can you say #swingers
:corn:
Fisticuffs?
your into handcuffs....
#swingers1995 San Francisco
San JoseSan Diego 2 shows
2003 Missoula
2005 Missoula
2006 Denver 2 shows with Tom PettyGorge 2 shows
2009 UtahLA1
LA2
2012 Missoula : Meet and Greet : "Instant Classic show"
2013 PortlandSpokane
2018 Missoula
0 -
PJ_ROCKS wrote:peacefrompaul wrote:PJ_ROCKS wrote:too funny you guys.....
can you say #swingers
:corn:
Fisticuffs?
your into handcuffs....
#swingers
Saving it for #Vegas20130 -
1995 San Francisco
San JoseSan Diego 2 shows
2003 Missoula
2005 Missoula
2006 Denver 2 shows with Tom PettyGorge 2 shows
2009 UtahLA1
LA2
2012 Missoula : Meet and Greet : "Instant Classic show"
2013 PortlandSpokane
2018 Missoula
0
Categories
- All Categories
- 148.9K Pearl Jam's Music and Activism
- 110.1K The Porch
- 275 Vitalogy
- 35.1K Given To Fly (live)
- 3.5K Words and Music...Communication
- 39.2K Flea Market
- 39.2K Lost Dogs
- 58.7K Not Pearl Jam's Music
- 10.6K Musicians and Gearheads
- 29.1K Other Music
- 17.8K Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
- 1.1K The Art Wall
- 56.8K Non-Pearl Jam Discussion
- 22.2K A Moving Train
- 31.7K All Encompassing Trip
- 2.9K Technical Stuff and Help