He was a guy. And I didn't say anything when girls came over because I was a bit scared of them.
But you know how you get rid of a roommate you really really hate? Tell everyone he knows and might get to know that he has crabs when he comes down with a case of crabs. It will piss him off enough to finally move the fuck out.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
He was a guy. And I didn't say anything when girls came over because I was a bit scared of them.
But you know how you get rid of a roommate you really really hate? Tell everyone he knows and might get to know that he has crabs when he comes down with a case of crabs. It will piss him off enough to finally move the fuck out.
This is the greatest thing I've heard all day!!
WI '98, WI '99 (EV), WI '00, Chgo '00, MO '00, Champaign '03, Chgo '03, WI '03, IN '03, MI '04, Chgo '06:N1 & 2, WI '06, Chgo '07, Chgo '08 (EV:N1), Chgo '09:N1 & 2, Chgo '11 (EV:N1), WI '11:N1 & 2, Philly '12, Wrigley '13, Pitt '13, Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
He was a guy. And I didn't say anything when girls came over because I was a bit scared of them.
But you know how you get rid of a roommate you really really hate? Tell everyone he knows and might get to know that he has crabs when he comes down with a case of crabs. It will piss him off enough to finally move the fuck out.
My roommate is losing his shit... absolutely lost his mind... saw... THAT girl going up to a bedroom with 2 dudes at a party last weekend.
:corn:
Now he just sounds fucking insane when he talks... he wants to drop out of college and go play music at bars in northern WI...
And he was talking to me yesterday of being a slave to the system or some shit.
He was a guy. And I didn't say anything when girls came over because I was a bit scared of them.
But you know how you get rid of a roommate you really really hate? Tell everyone he knows and might get to know that he has crabs when he comes down with a case of crabs. It will piss him off enough to finally move the fuck out.
My roommate is losing his shit... absolutely lost his mind... saw... THAT girl going up to a bedroom with 2 dudes at a party last weekend.
:corn:
Now he just sounds fucking insane when he talks... he wants to drop out of college and go play music at bars in northern WI...
And he was talking to me yesterday of being a slave to the system or some shit.
Tell everyone he has scabies.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
He was a guy. And I didn't say anything when girls came over because I was a bit scared of them.
But you know how you get rid of a roommate you really really hate? Tell everyone he knows and might get to know that he has crabs when he comes down with a case of crabs. It will piss him off enough to finally move the fuck out.
My roommate is losing his shit... absolutely lost his mind... saw... THAT girl going up to a bedroom with 2 dudes at a party last weekend.
:corn:
Now he just sounds fucking insane when he talks... he wants to drop out of college and go play music at bars in northern WI...
And he was talking to me yesterday of being a slave to the system or some shit.
Take them out when they're at their weakest. Perfect time to rat hole his shit.
He was a guy. And I didn't say anything when girls came over because I was a bit scared of them.
But you know how you get rid of a roommate you really really hate? Tell everyone he knows and might get to know that he has crabs when he comes down with a case of crabs. It will piss him off enough to finally move the fuck out.
My roommate is losing his shit... absolutely lost his mind... saw... THAT girl going up to a bedroom with 2 dudes at a party last weekend.
:corn:
Now he just sounds fucking insane when he talks... he wants to drop out of college and go play music at bars in northern WI...
And he was talking to me yesterday of being a slave to the system or some shit.
Please tell me he broke up with that hussy!
WI '98, WI '99 (EV), WI '00, Chgo '00, MO '00, Champaign '03, Chgo '03, WI '03, IN '03, MI '04, Chgo '06:N1 & 2, WI '06, Chgo '07, Chgo '08 (EV:N1), Chgo '09:N1 & 2, Chgo '11 (EV:N1), WI '11:N1 & 2, Philly '12, Wrigley '13, Pitt '13, Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
They weren't even really dating... he thought they were, but in reality, she just came over EVERY NIGHT to fuck. He thought he was a pimp or something...
Yeah, and then she got pork plowed by two dudes... :fp:
They weren't even really dating... he thought they were, but in reality, she just came over EVERY NIGHT to fuck. He thought he was a pimp or something...
Yeah, and then she got pork plowed by two dudes... :fp:
Ohhh god
College :fp:
Enjoy it while you can
WI '98, WI '99 (EV), WI '00, Chgo '00, MO '00, Champaign '03, Chgo '03, WI '03, IN '03, MI '04, Chgo '06:N1 & 2, WI '06, Chgo '07, Chgo '08 (EV:N1), Chgo '09:N1 & 2, Chgo '11 (EV:N1), WI '11:N1 & 2, Philly '12, Wrigley '13, Pitt '13, Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
They weren't even really dating... he thought they were, but in reality, she just came over EVERY NIGHT to fuck. He thought he was a pimp or something...
Yeah, and then she got pork plowed by two dudes... :fp:
Ohhh god
This is good for you. Now convince her to come over and you can have a threesome along with your roommate.
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I like that the old guy drinks Bud Light. Even at the next bar he drinks Bud Light.
#faggypants
Travel Channel. Anthony Bourdain.
#faggypants
SO GOOD!
You should read the bar manager's blog....the guy Bourdain was going around Chicago with....entertaining to say the least.
http://brucecameronelliott.blogspot.com ... 664ad76166
Wow. Just wow. I'm speechless!!!
It's good stuff.
What??!! :nono: You're the one judging all my excellent musical choices!!!
It's enough to make me want to drive to that place tonight! LEGENDS!
:problem: :corn:
:corn:
Did you say anything when guys came over? :corn:
But you know how you get rid of a roommate you really really hate? Tell everyone he knows and might get to know that he has crabs when he comes down with a case of crabs. It will piss him off enough to finally move the fuck out.
This is the greatest thing I've heard all day!!
My roommate is losing his shit... absolutely lost his mind... saw... THAT girl going up to a bedroom with 2 dudes at a party last weekend.
:corn:
Now he just sounds fucking insane when he talks... he wants to drop out of college and go play music at bars in northern WI...
And he was talking to me yesterday of being a slave to the system or some shit.
That's okay... I have the upper hand now.
Take them out when they're at their weakest. Perfect time to rat hole his shit.
So you're saying I eat all of his coffee cake
Please tell me he broke up with that hussy!
They weren't even really dating... he thought they were, but in reality, she just came over EVERY NIGHT to fuck. He thought he was a pimp or something...
Yeah, and then she got pork plowed by two dudes... :fp:
Ohhh god
College :fp:
Enjoy it while you can
This is good for you. Now convince her to come over and you can have a threesome along with your roommate.