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Rat F*** Theme Song

DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
edited January 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
I need some help with this. So far what I have is sung to "I'm a Little Teapot".

I'm a little rat fuck
Short and stout
Here is my tail
Here is my snout

Any input would be greatly appreciated. :)
Post edited by Unknown User on

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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J16lInLZRms
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    BinauralJam wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J16lInLZRms

    :lol:
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
    :lol:

    I predict 100+ pages.
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
    Inkle twinkle little rat fuck
    How I wonder how fucked up you are.
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    :lol:

    I predict 100+ pages.



    We shall see. I have writer's block right now.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    This was sent to me from another board member who wants to remain unidentified but truly realizes how big a rat fuck this member is. :P


    roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    faceintheclouds,
    where are you?

    :lol::lol:
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
    faceintheclouds doesn't scurry when something bigger comes his way.
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • he.who.forgetshe.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    edited January 2012
    I'm a c**k-blocker
    I am a bi**h
    I'm a bad driver
    Yes, I'm a snitch

    I talk when not spoken to
    I shit in my drawers
    I tell shi**y jokes
    Pass out on bar floors

    I love free drinks
    I dont like to buy
    I'm a free-loader
    For no reason I cry

    I'm a little rat f**k
    short and stout
    I have no friends
    I have no clout

    *edit - this little ditty is just about rat fucks in general, as I have no problems whatsoever with any other board members :?
    Post edited by he.who.forgets on
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    he.who.forgets wrote:
    I'm a c**k-blocker
    I am a bi**h
    I'm a bad driver
    Yes, I'm a snitch

    I talk when not spoken to
    I shit in my drawers
    I tell shi**y jokes
    Pass out on bar floors

    I love free drinks
    I dont like to buy
    I'm a free-loader
    For no reason I cry

    I'm a little rat f**k
    short and stout
    I have no friends
    I have no clout


    YES YES YES!!!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,707
    DS1119 wrote:
    he.who.forgets wrote:
    I'm a c**k-blocker
    I am a bi**h
    I'm a bad driver
    Yes, I'm a snitch

    I talk when not spoken to
    I shit in my drawers
    I tell shi**y jokes
    Pass out on bar floors

    I love free drinks
    I dont like to buy
    I'm a free-loader
    For no reason I cry

    I'm a little rat f**k
    short and stout
    I have no friends
    I have no clout


    YES YES YES!!!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:


    This would be a great follow up to this fun little ditty:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EHsyTtqJeQ
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • faceinthecloudsfaceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    Wow. Just wow. I caught a bit of this on twitter and knew it would be something like this. Lmao. Really? A fuckin song dedicated to me? Geeze thanks.
    Assmunches.
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • faceinthecloudsfaceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    DS1119 wrote:
    This was sent to me from another board member who wants to remain unidentified but truly realizes how big a rat fuck this member is. :P


    roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    faceintheclouds,
    where are you?

    :lol::lol:
    Aww. Reamin unidenrified?Pussy don't want to come out and play? Here pussy pussy pussy.
    In witness protection like a true #RF
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • faceinthecloudsfaceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    DS1119 wrote:
    I need some help with this. So far what I have is sung to "I'm a Little Teapot".

    I'm a little rat fuck
    Short and stout
    Here is my tail
    Here is my snout

    Any input would be greatly appreciated. :)
    I finished it for you. I thought this was for me, turns out it's dedicated to you. And 81 ;)



    I'm a little ratfuck 
    Short and pale
    Here are my whiskers 
    Here is my tail
    When I start drinking
    I'm a bitch
    Watch me run 
    And be a snitch
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 41,808
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoRLqciUCAE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7bjWmyhWHM

    i like the first rat fuck song better
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    eeriepadave wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoRLqciUCAE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7bjWmyhWHM

    i like the first rat fuck song better


    :lol::lol:
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
    my rat sits hides at the back of the laneway
    my rat comes from a dirty sewer
    my rat pouts on the cover of the magazine
    my rat's a shallow little rodent trying to make the scene

    I have arrived and this time you should believe the hype
    I listened to everyone now I know that everyone was right
    I'll be there for you as long as it works for me
    I play a game
    it's called insincerity

    ratfuckers
    ratfuckers
    ratfuckers, inc.
    ratfuckers
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 41,808
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    my rat sits hides at the back of the laneway
    my rat comes from a dirty sewer
    my rat pouts on the cover of the magazine
    my rat's a shallow little rodent trying to make the scene

    I have arrived and this time you should believe the hype
    I listened to everyone now I know that everyone was right
    I'll be there for you as long as it works for me
    I play a game
    it's called insincerity

    ratfuckers
    ratfuckers
    ratfuckers, inc.
    ratfuckers

    :lol: :thumbup:
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    To the tune of Pry, To

    r-a-t-f-u-c-k you drive me insane
    r-a-t-f-u-c-k you drive me insane

    R-A-T-F-U-C-K
    R-A-T-F-U-C-K
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
    Empty Glass wrote:
    To the tune of Pry, To

    r-a-t-f-u-c-k you drive me insane
    r-a-t-f-u-c-k you drive me insane

    R-A-T-F-U-C-K
    R-A-T-F-U-C-K

    lol

    or to the tune of Aye Davanita....

    Raaaaaat
    Rat fuckernita raaaaat, raaaaaat,
    Rat fuckernita, raaaaat
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • faceinthecloudsfaceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    To the tune of frosty the snow man.

    D s 1 1 1 9
    Was a big dumb tool ratfuck
    With a 3 inch tail
    And some long ass whiskers
    And a long ratfuck pink nose

    More to come...
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Sung to the tune of FishHeads


    Rat fucks rat fucks
    Rolly polly rat fucks
    Rat fucks rat fucks
    Eat shit and die
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,707
    Rat Fuck,
    I think you move me
    But I wanna know for sure
    So c'mon and hold me tight
    ...You move me
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • faceinthecloudsfaceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    DS1119 wrote:
    Sung to the tune of FishHeads


    Rat fucks rat fucks
    Rolly polly rat fucks
    Rat fucks rat fucks
    Eat shit and die
    Lmfao. Sooooooo fucking harsh. Let me wake up a bit and see if we can't step this up a notch on the vulgar scale. Dick. :D
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,239
    Whoa i have nothing to add to this except i didn't realize there was so much animosity amongst a few people here what are you people like teens ....Man it's :oops: :oops:
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • faceinthecloudsfaceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    josevolution wrote:
    Whoa i have nothing to add to this except i didn't realize there was so much animosity amongst a few people here what are you people like teens ....Man it's :oops: :oops:
    Aww. It's all in good fun and sport. No animosity. Ds and 81 can't help theirselves.
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,239
    faceintheclouds wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    Whoa i have nothing to add to this except i didn't realize there was so much animosity amongst a few people here what are you people like teens ....Man it's :oops: :oops:
    Aww. It's all in good fun and sport. No animosity. Ds and 81 can't help theirselves.

    Ohh ok :| ..
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,707
    faceintheclouds wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    Whoa i have nothing to add to this except i didn't realize there was so much animosity amongst a few people here what are you people like teens ....Man it's :oops: :oops:
    Aww. It's all in good fun and sport. No animosity. Ds and 81 can't help theirselves.
    :lol:
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    faceintheclouds wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    Whoa i have nothing to add to this except i didn't realize there was so much animosity amongst a few people here what are you people like teens ....Man it's :oops: :oops:
    Aww. It's all in good fun and sport. No animosity. Ds and 81 can't help theirselves.
































    RF
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
    Don't call be ratfucker, not fit to
    The rat traps you left will remi-i-i-i-nd meee
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    Don't call be ratfucker, not fit to
    The rat traps you left will remi-i-i-i-nd meee


    Took a minute for me to sound it out but I got it now. :D
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