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Rat F*** Theme Song

DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
edited January 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
I need some help with this. So far what I have is sung to "I'm a Little Teapot".

I'm a little rat fuck
Short and stout
Here is my tail
Here is my snout

Any input would be greatly appreciated. :)
Post edited by Unknown User on

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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J16lInLZRms
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    BinauralJam wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J16lInLZRms

    :lol:
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    :lol:

    I predict 100+ pages.
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Inkle twinkle little rat fuck
    How I wonder how fucked up you are.
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    :lol:

    I predict 100+ pages.



    We shall see. I have writer's block right now.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    This was sent to me from another board member who wants to remain unidentified but truly realizes how big a rat fuck this member is. :P


    roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    faceintheclouds,
    where are you?

    :lol::lol:
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    faceintheclouds doesn't scurry when something bigger comes his way.
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • he.who.forgetshe.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    edited January 2012
    I'm a c**k-blocker
    I am a bi**h
    I'm a bad driver
    Yes, I'm a snitch

    I talk when not spoken to
    I shit in my drawers
    I tell shi**y jokes
    Pass out on bar floors

    I love free drinks
    I dont like to buy
    I'm a free-loader
    For no reason I cry

    I'm a little rat f**k
    short and stout
    I have no friends
    I have no clout

    *edit - this little ditty is just about rat fucks in general, as I have no problems whatsoever with any other board members :?
    Post edited by he.who.forgets on
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    he.who.forgets wrote:
    I'm a c**k-blocker
    I am a bi**h
    I'm a bad driver
    Yes, I'm a snitch

    I talk when not spoken to
    I shit in my drawers
    I tell shi**y jokes
    Pass out on bar floors

    I love free drinks
    I dont like to buy
    I'm a free-loader
    For no reason I cry

    I'm a little rat f**k
    short and stout
    I have no friends
    I have no clout


    YES YES YES!!!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,711
    DS1119 wrote:
    he.who.forgets wrote:
    I'm a c**k-blocker
    I am a bi**h
    I'm a bad driver
    Yes, I'm a snitch

    I talk when not spoken to
    I shit in my drawers
    I tell shi**y jokes
    Pass out on bar floors

    I love free drinks
    I dont like to buy
    I'm a free-loader
    For no reason I cry

    I'm a little rat f**k
    short and stout
    I have no friends
    I have no clout


    YES YES YES!!!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:


    This would be a great follow up to this fun little ditty:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EHsyTtqJeQ
    "Don't give in to the lies.  Don't give in to the fear. Hold on to the truth.  And to hope."
    -Jim Acosta











  • faceinthecloudsfaceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    Wow. Just wow. I caught a bit of this on twitter and knew it would be something like this. Lmao. Really? A fuckin song dedicated to me? Geeze thanks.
    Assmunches.
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • faceinthecloudsfaceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    DS1119 wrote:
    This was sent to me from another board member who wants to remain unidentified but truly realizes how big a rat fuck this member is. :P


    roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    faceintheclouds,
    where are you?

    :lol::lol:
    Aww. Reamin unidenrified?Pussy don't want to come out and play? Here pussy pussy pussy.
    In witness protection like a true #RF
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • faceinthecloudsfaceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    DS1119 wrote:
    I need some help with this. So far what I have is sung to "I'm a Little Teapot".

    I'm a little rat fuck
    Short and stout
    Here is my tail
    Here is my snout

    Any input would be greatly appreciated. :)
    I finished it for you. I thought this was for me, turns out it's dedicated to you. And 81 ;)



    I'm a little ratfuck 
    Short and pale
    Here are my whiskers 
    Here is my tail
    When I start drinking
    I'm a bitch
    Watch me run 
    And be a snitch
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 42,413
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoRLqciUCAE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7bjWmyhWHM

    i like the first rat fuck song better
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    eeriepadave wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoRLqciUCAE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7bjWmyhWHM

    i like the first rat fuck song better


    :lol::lol:
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    my rat sits hides at the back of the laneway
    my rat comes from a dirty sewer
    my rat pouts on the cover of the magazine
    my rat's a shallow little rodent trying to make the scene

    I have arrived and this time you should believe the hype
    I listened to everyone now I know that everyone was right
    I'll be there for you as long as it works for me
    I play a game
    it's called insincerity

    ratfuckers
    ratfuckers
    ratfuckers, inc.
    ratfuckers
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 42,413
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    my rat sits hides at the back of the laneway
    my rat comes from a dirty sewer
    my rat pouts on the cover of the magazine
    my rat's a shallow little rodent trying to make the scene

    I have arrived and this time you should believe the hype
    I listened to everyone now I know that everyone was right
    I'll be there for you as long as it works for me
    I play a game
    it's called insincerity

    ratfuckers
    ratfuckers
    ratfuckers, inc.
    ratfuckers

    :lol: :thumbup:
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    To the tune of Pry, To

    r-a-t-f-u-c-k you drive me insane
    r-a-t-f-u-c-k you drive me insane

    R-A-T-F-U-C-K
    R-A-T-F-U-C-K
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Empty Glass wrote:
    To the tune of Pry, To

    r-a-t-f-u-c-k you drive me insane
    r-a-t-f-u-c-k you drive me insane

    R-A-T-F-U-C-K
    R-A-T-F-U-C-K

    lol

    or to the tune of Aye Davanita....

    Raaaaaat
    Rat fuckernita raaaaat, raaaaaat,
    Rat fuckernita, raaaaat
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • faceinthecloudsfaceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    To the tune of frosty the snow man.

    D s 1 1 1 9
    Was a big dumb tool ratfuck
    With a 3 inch tail
    And some long ass whiskers
    And a long ratfuck pink nose

    More to come...
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Sung to the tune of FishHeads


    Rat fucks rat fucks
    Rolly polly rat fucks
    Rat fucks rat fucks
    Eat shit and die
  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,711
    Rat Fuck,
    I think you move me
    But I wanna know for sure
    So c'mon and hold me tight
    ...You move me
    "Don't give in to the lies.  Don't give in to the fear. Hold on to the truth.  And to hope."
    -Jim Acosta











  • faceinthecloudsfaceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    DS1119 wrote:
    Sung to the tune of FishHeads


    Rat fucks rat fucks
    Rolly polly rat fucks
    Rat fucks rat fucks
    Eat shit and die
    Lmfao. Sooooooo fucking harsh. Let me wake up a bit and see if we can't step this up a notch on the vulgar scale. Dick. :D
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,510
    Whoa i have nothing to add to this except i didn't realize there was so much animosity amongst a few people here what are you people like teens ....Man it's :oops: :oops:
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • faceinthecloudsfaceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    josevolution wrote:
    Whoa i have nothing to add to this except i didn't realize there was so much animosity amongst a few people here what are you people like teens ....Man it's :oops: :oops:
    Aww. It's all in good fun and sport. No animosity. Ds and 81 can't help theirselves.
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,510
    faceintheclouds wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    Whoa i have nothing to add to this except i didn't realize there was so much animosity amongst a few people here what are you people like teens ....Man it's :oops: :oops:
    Aww. It's all in good fun and sport. No animosity. Ds and 81 can't help theirselves.

    Ohh ok :| ..
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,711
    faceintheclouds wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    Whoa i have nothing to add to this except i didn't realize there was so much animosity amongst a few people here what are you people like teens ....Man it's :oops: :oops:
    Aww. It's all in good fun and sport. No animosity. Ds and 81 can't help theirselves.
    :lol:
    "Don't give in to the lies.  Don't give in to the fear. Hold on to the truth.  And to hope."
    -Jim Acosta











  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    faceintheclouds wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    Whoa i have nothing to add to this except i didn't realize there was so much animosity amongst a few people here what are you people like teens ....Man it's :oops: :oops:
    Aww. It's all in good fun and sport. No animosity. Ds and 81 can't help theirselves.
































    RF
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Don't call be ratfucker, not fit to
    The rat traps you left will remi-i-i-i-nd meee
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    Don't call be ratfucker, not fit to
    The rat traps you left will remi-i-i-i-nd meee


    Took a minute for me to sound it out but I got it now. :D
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