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i've got an empty bottle of Faithful looking for a good home

nikita's keepernikita's keeper Posts: 65
edited January 2012 in Lost Dogs
Humor me and it's in the mail
See the path cut by the moon
For you to walk on
See the waves on distant shores
Waiting your arrival
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  • thebettermanthebetterman Posts: 657
    A priest, a rabbi, and a creed fan walked into a bar....

    Wocka wocka
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  • Chief BroomChief Broom Posts: 2,036
    :lol:
    thebetterman for the win!
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  • dwhite76dwhite76 Posts: 2,801
    My son needs one for his class project. He will fail if he dont complete it. :(
    Some words when spoken...Can't be taken back...
  • MayDay MaloneMayDay Malone Posts: 641
    Did you hear about the two pretzels?

    Man, one of them got assalted!


    :DI'm SO thirsty!!
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,720
    why now you dont faithfulling??
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  • PNuttyJamPNuttyJam Posts: 837
    A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a roll of shrink wrap wrapped around his waist like a skirt. The doctor take one look at him and says.....

    "I can clearly see your nuts."

    *rimshot goes here*
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  • keelycankeelycan Posts: 409
    3 men at a bar drinking Faithfull ale. Another man walks into the bar and orders water. The 3 men ask "why arent you drinking a beer? man says... "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."


    thanks for the chance
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  • nikita's keepernikita's keeper Posts: 65
    Seeing that there was a little more interest then anticipated, and yes I have got a chuckle or two already, I'll let this play out until then end of day and contact the winner tonight.

    Until then.......
    See the path cut by the moon
    For you to walk on
    See the waves on distant shores
    Waiting your arrival
  • pjradiopjradio Posts: 6,704
    Q: How many University of Kentucky freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: None, it’s a sophomore course.

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    actually, keep me out of the contest, I have a bottle...just wanted to post that joke
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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,950
    A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a Chapstick.
    Pharmacist says "will that be cash?"
    Duck replies, "Nah, put it on my bill".
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  • LedbetterdaysLedbetterdays Posts: 555
    My wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to
    her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative
    state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
    If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

    She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of my beer!
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  • PJammer4lifePJammer4life Posts: 2,647
    A guy walks into a doctors office and tells the doctor he has a big problem.
    He says "Doc I have an orange d!ck"
    The doctor checks him over, and sure enough it was orange.
    The doctor asks him about his diet, if he was eating excess carrots..etc. He asks him if there have been any major changers in his life.
    He tells the doctor, "Well, I did recently retire."
    The doctor asks him, "And what have you been doing since you retired?"
    The man replies, "Nothing much, just eating cheetos and watching porn."
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  • rbrum7rbrum7 Posts: 981
    What is blue and comes in little cans?.....

    ......Jerry Sandusky

    Did you hear Penn State is going to choose to kick off whenever they win the coin toss next year?.....

    ......Yeah, I guess they prefer to be a little behind in the locker room.

    If an older girl chasing a younger boy is called a Cougar, what do you call an older man chasing a younger boy?.....

    ......A Nittany Lion

    Did you hear Jerry Sandusky was cast to remake two Arnold Schwartzanager films? Yeah, but since he's going to be on trial, they decided to combine them to save time. It's going to be called.....

    .....Kidnergarden Predator.

    Finally, as big of a scum bag, low life, demon of a man and life ruiner he is....

    .....at least he drove slow through school zones.

    In all seriousness, that guy is in my opinion the scum of the earth. He should rot in hell and in my opinion get the chair. If he doesn't, I hope he gets what Dohmer (Dirty Frank reference) got in prison. By no means do I think what he did to innocent people is funny, but I think the world should humiliate him and any other person that harms innocent children, and in my own way, that's what these jokes do.
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  • nikita's keepernikita's keeper Posts: 65
    We've got a winner. Thanks for the participation. If I come across any more empties in the future (I'll crack another bottle open this month)we'll play the same game!
    See the path cut by the moon
    For you to walk on
    See the waves on distant shores
    Waiting your arrival
  • SuziemaySuziemay Posts: 11,168
    :lol::lol::lol: Just saw this thread. What a great idea for a giveaway. I'll need to steal this next time. :D
  • nikita's keepernikita's keeper Posts: 65
    Suziemay wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol: Just saw this thread. What a great idea for a giveaway. I'll need to steal this next time. :D

    Thanks! :P
    See the path cut by the moon
    For you to walk on
    See the waves on distant shores
    Waiting your arrival
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