"Dysfunctional Family Christmas Drinking Game"

samjam

http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/dysfunctional-family-christmas-drinking-game

"1. Someone is wearing an ugly sweater, 1 Drink
2. Someone makes an insensitive comment about your job/love life/beliefs, 2 Drinks
3. Mother criticizes you, 1 Drink
4. Father makes an inappropriate joke, 2 Drinks
5. Aunt says something disparaging about a family member behind their back, 1 Drink
6. Grandma makes a comment about her mortality and/or how she is unappreciated, 1 Drink
7. Grandpa falls asleep before sundown, 2 Drinks
8. Someone gets drunk and says something offensive that makes everyone in the room uncomfortable, 1 Drink
9. That someone is you, Chug
10. Dog throws up, 1 Drink
11. Cat throws up, 1 Drink
12. Baby throws up, 1 Drink
13. Pets fight over scraps of food, 2 Drinks
14. Children fight over scraps of inheritance, 2 Drinks
15. Cousin brings alcoholic boyfriend, 2 Drinks
16. Alcoholic boyfriend says something racist, Chug
17. Brother states a political opinion that infuriates you, 2 Drinks
18. Sister complains to you about parents, 2 Drinks
19. Uncle hits on you, Chug
20. Niece complains about her present, 2 Drinks
21. Nephew spends entire time on mobile gaming device or phone rather than interacting with humans, 2 Drinks
22. You find yourself envying your nephew for not interacting with humans, 3 Drinks
23. Someone brings a cheeseball, 2 Drinks
24. Someone with annoying dietary restriction (vegan, gluten allergy, etc.) complains about the food, 2 Drinks
25. You find yourself playing a drinking game on Christmas to dull the pain of spending time with your family, Chug"

stargirl69

Brilliant list ... love 22 in particular

22. You find yourself envying your nephew for not interacting with humans, 3 Drinks

number1PJfan

Wish I had seen this before my family get together last night. My family is limited these days though. All my grandparents are dead as well as my father. I don't have a large extended family. Surprisingly enough, I could have gotten pretty drunk still from this list! Maybe I can try it today at my husband's family who has an even smaller, even more dysfunctional extended family.

81

based on those rules.....

i'll be at zero today. :x