12 days of Christmas (Flipper style)
Hey everyone, happy holidays, glad to see the forums have been a bit more positive as of late. Just in case any of you had forgotten about them, I thought I would take a jab at those who we love to hate, that's right, FLIPPERS. More than a few of us have missed out on an item or two (this year especially) which we wish we had scooped up sooner (myself included), so here's a light-hearted take on that. In the style of 12 days of Christmas, everyone sing along now. 
On the first day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the second day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, two PJ backpacks and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the third day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the fourth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the fifth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the sixth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the seventh day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, seven McCready bobbleheads, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the eighth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, eight Vault CDS, seven McCready bobbleheads, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the ninth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, nine Stone guitar picks, eight Vault CDS, seven McCready bobbleheads, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the tenth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, TEN Eddie card decks, nine Stone guitar picks, eight Vault CDS, seven McCready bobbleheads, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the eleventh day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, eleven billboard prints, TEN Eddie card decks, nine Stone guitar picks, eight Vault CDS, seven McCready bobbleheads, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the twelfth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, TWELVE PRESALE TICKETS, eleven billboard prints, TEN Eddie card decks, nine Stone guitar picks, eight Vault CDS, seven McCready bobbleheads, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
Alright, now wasn't that fun? If that doesn't get you in the holiday mood I dunno what will. Feel free to make changes/ corrections as you see fit. And if someone wants to go ahead and put it to some music or add pictures, hell, make a video, power to ya. I can't find the motivation to do it after typing all that. :roll:
Happy Holidays!
On the first day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the second day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, two PJ backpacks and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the third day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the fourth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the fifth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the sixth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the seventh day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, seven McCready bobbleheads, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the eighth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, eight Vault CDS, seven McCready bobbleheads, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the ninth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, nine Stone guitar picks, eight Vault CDS, seven McCready bobbleheads, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the tenth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, TEN Eddie card decks, nine Stone guitar picks, eight Vault CDS, seven McCready bobbleheads, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the eleventh day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, eleven billboard prints, TEN Eddie card decks, nine Stone guitar picks, eight Vault CDS, seven McCready bobbleheads, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the twelfth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, TWELVE PRESALE TICKETS, eleven billboard prints, TEN Eddie card decks, nine Stone guitar picks, eight Vault CDS, seven McCready bobbleheads, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
Alright, now wasn't that fun? If that doesn't get you in the holiday mood I dunno what will. Feel free to make changes/ corrections as you see fit. And if someone wants to go ahead and put it to some music or add pictures, hell, make a video, power to ya. I can't find the motivation to do it after typing all that. :roll:
Happy Holidays!
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Sheesh, maybe I should have done a Hannukah song? 0
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No one's here cause they're all buying Jordan XI Concords to flip LOL.Bridge Benefit 1994, San Francisco 1995, San Diego 1995 1 & 2, Missoula 1998, Los Angeles 2000, San Diego 2000, Eddie Vedder/Beck 2/26/2002, Santa Barbara 2003, Irvine 2003, San Diego 2003, Vancouver 2005, Gorge 2005, San Diego 2006, Los Angeles 2006 1 & 2, Santa Barbara 2006, Eddie Vedder 4/10/08, Eddie Vedder 4/12/08, Eddie Vedder 4/15/08, 7/12/2008, SF 8/28/09, LA 9/30/09, LA 10/1/09, LA 10/06/09, LA 10/07/09, San Diego 10/09/09, Eddie Vedder 7/6/2011, Eddie Vedder 7/8/2011, PJ20 9/3/2011, PJ20 9/4/2011, Vancouver 9/25/2011, San Diego 11/21/13, LA 11/24/13, Ohana 9/25/21, Ohana 9/26/21, Ohana 10/1/21, EV 2/17/22, LA Forum 5/6/22, LA Forum 5/7/22, EV 10/1/22, EV 9/30/230
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PJammer4life wrote:No one's here cause they're all buying Jordan XI Concords to flip LOL.
Well at least they are keeping in the spirit of the holidays (and this thread), then. 0 -
Tee hee. :thumbup:
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