12 days of Christmas (Flipper style)
Hey everyone, happy holidays, glad to see the forums have been a bit more positive as of late. Just in case any of you had forgotten about them, I thought I would take a jab at those who we love to hate, that's right, FLIPPERS. More than a few of us have missed out on an item or two (this year especially) which we wish we had scooped up sooner (myself included), so here's a light-hearted take on that. In the style of 12 days of Christmas, everyone sing along now. 
On the first day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the second day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, two PJ backpacks and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the third day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the fourth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the fifth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the sixth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the seventh day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, seven McCready bobbleheads, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the eighth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, eight Vault CDS, seven McCready bobbleheads, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the ninth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, nine Stone guitar picks, eight Vault CDS, seven McCready bobbleheads, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the tenth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, TEN Eddie card decks, nine Stone guitar picks, eight Vault CDS, seven McCready bobbleheads, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the eleventh day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, eleven billboard prints, TEN Eddie card decks, nine Stone guitar picks, eight Vault CDS, seven McCready bobbleheads, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the twelfth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, TWELVE PRESALE TICKETS, eleven billboard prints, TEN Eddie card decks, nine Stone guitar picks, eight Vault CDS, seven McCready bobbleheads, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
Alright, now wasn't that fun? If that doesn't get you in the holiday mood I dunno what will. Feel free to make changes/ corrections as you see fit. And if someone wants to go ahead and put it to some music or add pictures, hell, make a video, power to ya. I can't find the motivation to do it after typing all that. :roll:
Happy Holidays!

On the first day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the second day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, two PJ backpacks and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the third day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the fourth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the fifth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the sixth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the seventh day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, seven McCready bobbleheads, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the eighth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, eight Vault CDS, seven McCready bobbleheads, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the ninth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, nine Stone guitar picks, eight Vault CDS, seven McCready bobbleheads, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the tenth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, TEN Eddie card decks, nine Stone guitar picks, eight Vault CDS, seven McCready bobbleheads, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the eleventh day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, eleven billboard prints, TEN Eddie card decks, nine Stone guitar picks, eight Vault CDS, seven McCready bobbleheads, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
On the twelfth day of Christmas a flipper stole from me, TWELVE PRESALE TICKETS, eleven billboard prints, TEN Eddie card decks, nine Stone guitar picks, eight Vault CDS, seven McCready bobbleheads, six white Backspacers, FIVE FUCKED-UP SWEATSHIRTS, four deluxe blu-rays, three Alpine posters, two PJ backpacks, and a t-shirt which pissed off Dimitri.
Alright, now wasn't that fun? If that doesn't get you in the holiday mood I dunno what will. Feel free to make changes/ corrections as you see fit. And if someone wants to go ahead and put it to some music or add pictures, hell, make a video, power to ya. I can't find the motivation to do it after typing all that. :roll:
Happy Holidays!
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Well at least they are keeping in the spirit of the holidays (and this thread), then.