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8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
edited December 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=a ... harassment
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  • 7RayZ7RayZ Posts: 488
    this was funny ever see the SNL skit?


    http://www.hulu.com/watch/187730/saturd ... commercial
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    whoops, thought this was about those of us with text tattooed on our members.
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    I have a feeling they might intergrate a stat category for penis texts rejected or penis texts accepted.
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    When are these idiots going to get it? Women DO NOT want to see what you've got going on down there!!! So sorry!!!!
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  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    who hasn't sent private shots??
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    When are these idiots going to get it? Women DO NOT want to see what you've got going on down there!!! So sorry!!!!


    i know a gal that does..... :lol:
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  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    When are these idiots going to get it? Women DO NOT want to see what you've got going on down there!!! So sorry!!!!

    When are woman going to realize that we WANT to have pics of them sent to us :D
    I've met Rob

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    This place is dead

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  • Yellow LedbellyYellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    Apparently I never got the memo that if you've got the hots for a lovely young lady and you happen to be from Mississippi that the thing to do is send a picture of your pecker. Brett and Monta....making Mizzip proud
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Yellow Ledbelly wrote:
    Apparently I never got the memo that if you've got the hots for a lovely young lady and you happen to be from Mississippi that the thing to do is send a picture of your pecker. Brett and Monta....making Mizzip proud

    Romance in Mizzip: Sending snapshots of your genitalia.
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  • 7RayZ7RayZ Posts: 488
    edited December 2011
    Empty Glass wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    When are these idiots going to get it? Women DO NOT want to see what you've got going on down there!!! So sorry!!!!

    When are woman going to realize that we WANT to have pics of them sent to us :D

    IDK complicated kinda like seeing whats in your "boner surprise package" before springing it free from its pants, ruining the gift. :lol:

    Im awful.
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    I'm with Elaine on this one!

    Elaine: "Whoa! Walking around naked? Ahh... that is not a good look for a
    man."
    George: "Why not? It's a good look for a woman."
    Elaine: "Well, the female body is a... work of art. The male body is
    utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a jeep."
    Jerry: "So you don't think it's attractive?"
    Elaine: "It's hideous. The hair, the... the lumpiness. It's simian."
    George: "Well, some women like it."
    Elaine: "Hmm. Sickies."
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I'm with Elaine on this one!

    Elaine: "Whoa! Walking around naked? Ahh... that is not a good look for a
    man."
    George: "Why not? It's a good look for a woman."
    Elaine: "Well, the female body is a... work of art. The male body is
    utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a jeep."
    Jerry: "So you don't think it's attractive?"
    Elaine: "It's hideous. The hair, the... the lumpiness. It's simian."
    George: "Well, some women like it."
    Elaine: "Hmm. Sickies."


    he took...huh huh....it....out
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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    81 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I'm with Elaine on this one!

    Elaine: "Whoa! Walking around naked? Ahh... that is not a good look for a
    man."
    George: "Why not? It's a good look for a woman."
    Elaine: "Well, the female body is a... work of art. The male body is
    utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a jeep."
    Jerry: "So you don't think it's attractive?"
    Elaine: "It's hideous. The hair, the... the lumpiness. It's simian."
    George: "Well, some women like it."
    Elaine: "Hmm. Sickies."


    he took...huh huh....it....out

    :lol:

    There's a penis text department? must be government run...
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    81 wrote:
    http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=ap-warriors-ellis-sexualharassment
    what a fucking bitch. seriously???

    only for the $$$
    she wants paid and paid well.
    she probably flirted w/ him like nobodies business
    when the dumb ass sent her texts of his john
    her and her friends decide to sue

    i am surprised she never took the dude up on his offer.
    if he was a nobody and penniless he would be getting in

    this just my opinion
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Mostly I just send text pics of my dogs.

    Not their genitalia.

    :shock:
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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Mostly I just send text pics of my dogs.

    Not their genitalia.

    :shock:

    Do you put underwear on them?
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  • NamiNami Newfoundland Posts: 5,997
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Mostly I just send text pics of my dogs.

    Not their genitalia.

    :shock:


    Liar.... :lol:
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