Saboteur Suspects

Tremor Pete
Tremor Pete Posts: 13
edited December 2011 in The Porch
I have some theories on who these wily saboteurs might be. Here are my top ten suspects:

10. My Grandpa and Grandma who are simply trying to buy a goddamn spatula on Amazon and keep clicking on the wrong thing ...
9. Osama Bin Laden
8. The Ten Club themselves, as a clever way to keep fans clicking on their website
7. ObamaCare
6. My wife, who waited, again, until the last minute to buy me a quality X-mas gift
5. Celine Dion, who would prefer to remain closeted in her PJ fandom.
4. Andy Wood, that jealous fuck
3. Creed
2. All those pricks who let their membership slide and now resort to fucking it up for the rest of us!
1. Fucking Bush
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