You know Santa smokes up...I mean nobody can eat that many cookies and be THAT thirsty...
I thought it was because nobody could be that jolly pulling an all-nighter...
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what is the postage on a big fat joint?? oh, and what is your address?
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I love you guys.. thanks for once again making me laugh on another fucked up night..So if ya'll are mailing big fat joints out.. put me on the list eh??
I hear Matt Cameron loves joints. You think he provides them for Santa?
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f santa. that bastard has cost me thousands over the years, buying all the stuff my kids wanted from 'him'
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You know Santa smokes up...I mean nobody can eat that many cookies and be THAT thirsty...
I thought it was because nobody could be that jolly pulling an all-nighter...
- Christopher McCandless
Good point.
Here's more proof Santa tokes...
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I think this thread went from All I Want for Christmas to Proof that Santa is a Stoner...
what's that in his hands? :?
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Thread police! Thread police! Timeout for derailing a heartwarming topic into a holiday version of Reefer Madness!
Speaking of funny movies... how 'bout that National Lampoon Christmas Vacation?
and why does he look so pissed? :?
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- Christopher McCandless
better send it to speedy....i'll pick it up there.
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