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TwistedThoughtsTwistedThoughts Posts: 146
edited August 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
Because this site requires it's own thread...

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/10484/the-top-15-most-popular-dyac-texts-of-all-time/#more-10484
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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    #6 is hilarious!!! Auto cucumber!! God Donut!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    I am laughing so much I am crying!! :lol::lol::lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • JTHJTH Posts: 3,238
    I used to be able to access that site from work, but now it's blocked.
  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Posts: 14,352
    Saw these posted on fb as well. I like #1 best :lol::lol:

    I come across that function on my iphone everyday and I think it's annoying. I don't have funny mistakes like those. Why doesn't that stupid device memorise that I want to write "to" instead of "TO" for example? Maybe I'm too stupid to set it up properly, but sometimes it's just :evil: It was fun, however, when my friend sent me a message saying "Police, is that wonderful!" instead of "Oh, is that wonderful!" - we are still using that line :lol:
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    #6 is hilarious!!! Auto cucumber!! God Donut!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    I am laughing so much I am crying!! :lol::lol::lol:


    Oh my God, me too! Literally had to take off my glasses, tears rolling down my cheeks!

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    my stomach hurts i'm laughing so hard
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I think they are extremely funny I'm just not sure how real they are though. Take number one. Why would the phone auto correct a word to pu55y? :problem: :think:
  • aspoonfulweighsatonaspoonfulweighsaton Posts: 2,033
    Yeah most all of these are staged. Still funny, but it's not the same.
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Staged or not, they make me laugh...and sometimes I just need a good laugh! :lol::lol::lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    Staged or not, they make me laugh...and sometimes I just need a good laugh! :lol::lol::lol:


    :lol::D yep, me too...
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  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,006
    Funny stuff! Too bad auto correct doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're", "its" and "it's", shut and shhhhew get the point.
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  • mookeywrenchmookeywrench Posts: 5,895
    Too much staging...hard to laugh when the point of the penis is that it really happened.
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  • mookeywrenchmookeywrench Posts: 5,895
    OMG meant to say 'pun' hahahahahahahahahhahahhahahaa WTFructose
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    mookeywrench wrote:
    OMG meant to say 'pun' hahahahahahahahahhahahhahahaa WTFructose


    :lol:
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    mookeywrench wrote:
    OMG meant to say 'pun' hahahahahahahahahhahahhahahaa WTFructose
    :lol::lol::lol::clap:
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave Posts: 42,028
    The top 25 auto correct of 2011 :lol: (i liked #7, 13, 17, &23)

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25- ... -2011-281t
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    eeriepadave wrote:
    The top 25 auto correct of 2011 :lol: (i liked #7, 13, 17, &23)

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25- ... -2011-281t


    :lol:
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    At Christmas I was hungover and wrote to my male friend:

    Me: "I need my hangover cure - cheeseburger, fries and super large cock."
    Him: "hahahahaha"
    Me: Coke....COKE!!!!"

    :lol:
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  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave Posts: 42,028
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    At Christmas I was hungover and wrote to my male friend:

    Me: "I need my hangover cure - cheeseburger, fries and super large cock."
    Him: "hahahahaha"
    Me: Coke....COKE!!!!"

    :lol:

    LMAO! did you save it?? Should have sent it in to their website.
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    eeriepadave wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    At Christmas I was hungover and wrote to my male friend:

    Me: "I need my hangover cure - cheeseburger, fries and super large cock."
    Him: "hahahahaha"
    Me: Coke....COKE!!!!"

    :lol:

    LMAO! did you save it?? Should have sent it in to their website.

    No I didn't. It wasn't really an "auto correct" thing. I was just seedy as hell and wrote cock instead of coke....so I guess it wouldn't really qualify anyway. Funny though!! :lol:

    And I've only just learnt how to save the messages like that....wish I had now.
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    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave Posts: 42,028
    eeriepadave wrote:
    The top 25 auto correct of 2011 :lol: (i liked #7, 13, 17, &23)

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25- ... -2011-281t

    and this year (favs #11, 13, 18, 20 &24) :lol:

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-25-f ... ts-of-2012
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    eeriepadave wrote:
    eeriepadave wrote:
    The top 25 auto correct of 2011 :lol: (i liked #7, 13, 17, &23)

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25- ... -2011-281t

    and this year (favs #11, 13, 18, 20 &24) :lol:

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-25-f ... ts-of-2012


    "This morning I choked a goat and pissed in my coffee". :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave Posts: 42,028
    :lol:

    http://keep0smiling.blogspot.com/2013/0 ... fails.html
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    eeriepadave wrote:
    :lol:

    http://keep0smiling.blogspot.com/2013/0 ... fails.html

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
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