NO mystery posters have arrived yet here in the SOUTH!! WTF?!?!?!?!?!?
The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever. Because this is just a ride." And we...kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok? But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
--Bill Hicks
you didn't get the email? posters will no longer be sold below the Mason-Dixon!!
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever. Because this is just a ride." And we...kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok? But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
--Bill Hicks
I believe you've all failed to read the mysterious fine print. The mystery poster sale will include a a mystery bonus poster and a mystery ship date. Mysteriously, 10c has decided to ship the mystery poster and the mystery bonus poster on separate mystery dates. When you receive your mystery poster, you won't be sure if you received the mystery poster from the mystery poster sale or the mystery bonus poster that came with the mystery poster. To try and solve this mystery, you can email mistermystery@tenclub.com, however, Mister Mystery, whose true identity remains a mystery, can't tell you the mystery ship date of either the mystery poster or mystery bonus poster. Mystifying.
Got my poster today. It's a fucking Denver '06. I want my money back. Fuck the 10C for dumping that shit on me. It's not fair that I paid $30 for a poster that's not even worth half of that.
Everything has chains...Absolutely nothing's changed. - PJ
“The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.” - Albert Camus
Got my poster today. It's a fucking Denver '06. I want my money back. Fuck the 10C for dumping that shit on me. It's not fair that I paid $30 for a poster that's not even worth half of that.
If you soak that one in water it reveals the mystery, and it actually increases in value. Check your Harry Potter field guide for clarification.
Got my poster today. It's a fucking Denver '06. I want my money back. Fuck the 10C for dumping that shit on me. It's not fair that I paid $30 for a poster that's not even worth half of that.
But tell us how you really feel...
Now you said "fucking" Denver as oppose to "friendly" Denver. Why do you think that is?
You specify the request for money back....where you uninformed about the fact that this was indeed a "mystery" sale with no refunds available?
Did the 10Club include excrement with this purchase? I don't recall reading about any extras....
Caveat emptor my unhappy pearl jam fan. Remember, things could always be worse
After several hundred concerts spanning nearly twenty years of my life, I've finally been to the best shows of my life. PJ at the Garden 6/24-25/08
My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
if i get a Denver I'm going to make a giant airplane with it,light it on fire and fly that shit into the window of the 10c offices!!
..................................i'm just bullshiting!!! :D
Santos just loaded your tube..."Crazy Breed in Boston...one Denver, give him the one I spilled my coffee on".
My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
I ran to the door when he came, I saw a tube and I thought it was my mystery poster.
I opened the door, checked it out and it was not the mystery poster but one I got in a trade. I fell to my knees, looked up to the heavens and yelled "WHEN WILL I GET MY MYSTERY POSTER?!?!?!"
The mailman moved faster than when my 110lb dog ran out the front to greet him one spring day!
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--Bill Hicks
Scott
8/25/00 8/27/00 8/29/00 8/30/00 9/01/00 9/02/00
4/28/03 4/29/03 4/30/03 5/02/03 7/05/03 7/06/03
7/08/03 7/09/03 7/14/03 <---front row shook hands with ed.
10/3/05 5/13/06 5/27/06 5/28/06 6/01/06 6/3/06
6/24/06 6/19/08 6/20/08 6/24/08 6/25/08 10/27/09
10/28/09 10/30/09 10/31/09 5/15/10 5/18/10 5/20/10
5/21/10 9/7/11
you didn't get the email? posters will no longer be sold below the Mason-Dixon!!
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
--Bill Hicks
(Shawn Smith's official website, but not Thee Shawn Smith)
It's a mistery to me
we have a greed
with which we have agreed
You think you have to want
more than you need
until you have it all you won't be free
society, you're a crazy breed
I hope you're not lonely without me
http://www.myspace.com/lizardkings1
(This Post May Have Been Edited By AT&T)
10-4-96 \ 5-6-10
9-6-98 \ 5-7-10
4-19-03 \ 9-22-12
10-6-04 \ 7-19-13
6-24-06 \ 12-6-13
10-1-14 \ 4-16-16
\ 4-26-16 \
Haha, can i have it?
— Lao Tzu
“The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.” - Albert Camus
If you soak that one in water it reveals the mystery, and it actually increases in value. Check your Harry Potter field guide for clarification.
But tell us how you really feel...
Now you said "fucking" Denver as oppose to "friendly" Denver. Why do you think that is?
You specify the request for money back....where you uninformed about the fact that this was indeed a "mystery" sale with no refunds available?
Did the 10Club include excrement with this purchase? I don't recall reading about any extras....
Caveat emptor my unhappy pearl jam fan. Remember, things could always be worse
You missed the joke.
Just trying to stay in the spirit of the thread, my friend.
“The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.” - Albert Camus
BINGO!!!! HAHAHA...I knew this would happen SOMETIME....Thank you for playing and please come again....:D
"Free Shipping" SPEEDY MCCREADY
My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
..................................i'm just bullshiting!!! :D:D:D:D
Even the friendly, let's all play together troll catches an innocent human once in a while.
Don't you do it Santos,don't you do it!!! :D:D
Fire!Fire!
I got a tube that was made out of a poster, with nothing inside it!
(Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)
“Put yer good money on the sunrise”
(Tim Rogers)
i didn't know Steven Wright was a 10c member! hi Steve i'm a big fan! :D
My favorite line fom SW EVER...."I bought a box of powdered water....I dont know what to add?"
"Free Shipping" SPEEDY MCCREADY
My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
i love that guy.
he's from Boston too
"curiosity killed the cat but for awhile i was a suspect"
"why is the alphabet in that order?is it because that song"
LA 7-9-06.......
keep your eye on the mail.
but I did get a discount on my car insurance!
I was informed shipping does not begin until 08.22.08
There are two kinds of women in this world....one that will give you strength....the other will take it away.....
now, if i said dusseldorf, then maybe............
Everybody had a one line.....
Everybody misses Andy....
We'll be seeing him in no time.... Oh Yeah.....
We are Red, we are White, we are Danish Dynamite!
I opened the door, checked it out and it was not the mystery poster but one I got in a trade. I fell to my knees, looked up to the heavens and yelled "WHEN WILL I GET MY MYSTERY POSTER?!?!?!"
The mailman moved faster than when my 110lb dog ran out the front to greet him one spring day!