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ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
edited December 2011 in A Moving Train
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  • DinghyDogDinghyDog Posts: 587
    edited October 2012
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  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Political Rally Random Masturbation Shocker:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER0zKTGI2g8
  • curlygirly9curlygirly9 Vancouver, WA Posts: 1,872
    OMG, this is one of my favorite things ever from the onion! My friend and I quote it all the time, and a while back on one of my local news channels, there was actually a bear on the loose (aka, some bullshit was happening in my area) :lol: I love the footage of the bear eating a fish, and the newscaster is great.

    My favorite parts:
    -the summarizing of pointless viewer mail (ie, "I get mad at every bullshit thing I see")
    - "I'm an older man so you can trust what I say"
    -"This bullshit has much broader implications."
    "And here's some footage of congress."
    - "I'm just some fucking guy," and my personal favorite quote: "Some people say it happened for one fucking reason, some say it happened for some other fucking reason."

    Classic.
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  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,431
    Now that's news! :D
    "Pretty cookies, heart squares all around, yeah!"
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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    That's exactly why Bears are always on Stephen Colbert's 'Threat Down!!!'
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  • curlygirly9curlygirly9 Vancouver, WA Posts: 1,872
    Cosmo wrote:
    That's exactly why Bears are always on Stephen Colbert's 'Threat Down!!!'


    :lol: Aren't bears usually on alert too? I seem to remember them being on the on alert board, along with Jane Fonda and others :)
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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    curlygirly9 wrote:
    Cosmo wrote:
    That's exactly why Bears are always on Stephen Colbert's 'Threat Down!!!'


    :lol: Aren't bears usually on alert too? I seem to remember them being on the on alert board, along with Jane Fonda and others :)
    ...
    According to Colbert... Bears are a threat everywhere. I always presume that the Number One Threat Down is going to be... Bears.
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
    Hail, Hail!!!
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