TOOL is up to something.....

MSnider44MSnider44 San Diego Posts: 746
edited December 2011 in Other Music
http://www.facebook.com/ToolMusic/posts/248314615229015


"At a time when the headlines are dominated by frenzied Amish beard clippers, whooping cough and Occupy Wall Street (Forget that - how about Occupy the Playboy Mansion, all you 69 per centers!), rather than discuss the thawing permafrost, Sandusky, or baffling Gamma ray bursts, how about some exciting TOOL-RELATED NEWS... That's right - while most of you were still digesting your Thanksgiving bird, highly acclaimed recording engineer and producer (not to mention vintage candy aficionado!) 'Evil' Joe Barresi was seated at the mixing console in the band's home studio - the only evidence of the holiday being a bowl of pumpkin-pie cheesecake Kit Kats that was placed there by one of the girls from Tool's business management. Believe it! Hours after your cranberry sauce was still jiggling, members of the band had gathered at the loft to begin tracking. For the sessions, the place looked like a gear-junkie's wet-dream, and with the 'evil' one deftly punching in bars on the remote control, as the night wore on, song after song -in all their musical complexity - were being captured on tape (Yes, tape! For this record, a Studer A827 "Gold Edition" analog tape recorder had been trucked in.) By the time of my much-anticipated arrival on Tuesday, almost all of the tracks were finished, as were the holiday confections. With the loft now littered with empty Tommy's burger wrappers and spent cans of Red Bull, as guitar riffs processed through an antique Echoplex wailed over the KRKs, stories were being told about Danny recently making a daring escape in his orange Lambo from Mastros steakhouse in Beverly Hills (where a side of lobster mashed potatoes goes for $30.00) - the entire thing caught by TMZ's cameras... although the crowd cheers are probably still lying on the proverbial cutting room floor. And now, with you being down to your last leftover turkey sandwich, with but a few overdubs to add, you can bet that the boys will be back at it tonight...

But what about TOOL's new album, you ask? Are they still making progress with the writing and arranging sessions? Will they be working during the holidays as a Gamma ray-mutated pterosaur tramples on foreclosed gingerbread houses? Absolutely! (for the quintillionth time), only with a festive pear-cinnamon cider replacing the Volto! Red Bulls. Actually, I've even seen part of a video from the band's next record - albeit this occurred during a strange time-slip that I recently experienced while pushing a shopping cart down one of the aisles at my local Ralphs (a place where cracks in paratime somehow seem to happen regularly). While looking for *********, I saw some guy wearing a programmable display (UV) TOOL 'video' tee-shirt. Glancing at it, I could hear the haunting sonic structure of one of the new songs accompanied by the bizarre, vibrant, Adam Jones imagery (yes, on the soft, flexible 'screen' material - which, of course, was made from the best quality cloth-plants). Wait a quark-flipping minute! Had I pushed the screeching cart many years into the future? Entranced by the dude's shirt, I watched as purplish amoeba-like things with a tangle of feelers morphed into intensely-colorful creatures. These were frightening, writhing chimeras and other mind-boggling bio-oddities of a demented (er... creative) mind. Were these some kind of "Saucer Wisdom" inspired piezoplastic receivers transmitted from Adam's thought-forms, or had he simply recorded one of his favorite nightmares?

(Had one of the band members themselves appeared in the video, I would have checked to see if any hair was blowing in the wind - just one of several tell-tale signs of a recorded dream.) Either way, how amazing were the images! (Cooler than watching a night janitor at McDonalds on fully charged quantum dot batteries in the flicker of strobe lights).

As I continued to observe the bedizening mental cartoons - snippets of some intricately detailed hyper-animation - I noticed that the guy wearing the Tool shirt was NOW accompanied by band-member semblances (decoy band-member semblances, I wondered?) Recognizing me, the Danny 'semblance' raised a half-full polyglass of some glittering black eagletail. As I was about to acknowledge this wonderful example of encrypted electromagnetic vibrations, I quickly found myself back at the Ralphs of November, 2011 e.v. And guess what happened next? You guessed it. I've heard of MIB types attempting to eat their green Jell-o with a straw, or even sticking a fork into a glass of Dr. Pepper. Hell, I've even seen one of the black hat boojums pay for a Whopper at Burger King with a handful of gleaming silver dollars - not to mention the dude who ordered a "Coke and Olives" at my neighborhood pub. But what this MIB-type did was really a dead giveaway. How so? Well, while at the checkout counter, along with his groceries, 'he' PURCHASED (there on the spot) Ralphs gift cards for $20.00 each (PLUS activation fees), which he wanted to use to pay for everything. Noticing the puzzled look on the cashier's face, I quickly left my stuff on the counter and hurried out of the place... wanting desperately to get back to my enchanted green ball... I mean, to my apartment...

Finally, to address all those Tool tour rumors. A few days ago, I met with the band's management in order to discuss this very thing. Although I wasn't sure if there was any validity to the rumors, I nevertheless told their manager that a small winter tour might not be such a bad thing. However, given my age, I didn't think that I'd be able to attend too many shows as a guest (at least, I wouldn't be able to attend them with the same vigor that I used to). I certainly didn't want to travel on the tour bus, as the bunks hurt my back. Also, my excessive snoring might keep some of the early riser band members awake at night (particularly Danny and Justin). And then there's the issue of the bad weather - both here and in Europe. Some dates in Australia would be okay, but with the recent discovery of an albino trapdoor spider in the land DownUnder, I'd have to rule that out, too. Perhaps some shows in the southern states might be best. Maybe even Texas? How about just a show or two right here in Los Angeles? That would certainly make things easier for me. I might even be able to party like I used to in the good old touring days. Better yet, still, what about an electromagnetic radiation transmitted (as theorized by Rudy Rucker, among others) - reconstituted/manifested Tool concert (including personality wave guests with all-access laminates) anywhere on the entire planet? Now, that would be great!.. Especially with those programmable display tee-shirts available at the Merch booth...

HAPPY TRAILS"
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    :lol::lol::lol:

    yeah i just read that on my page. got all excited but by the end of it i didnt know what the fuck is going on. not that im surprised by that mind you. :lol::lol::lol:
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  • Bogey ManBogey Man Newfoundland Posts: 118
    I went from excited to confused. New Tool would be great.
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  • ive never understood why tool has never really followed the lead of radiohead or trent reznor, in terms of using the internet and technology in terms of marketing and releasing new music. Indeed bands can now mix the album and then immediately release it on the internet. For some reason Tool and all its affliated bands and side projects have never taken advantagde of this. What i got out of the statement posted above was they are in studio and recording. while thats exciting, given what i just said, the new album could be over a year from being finished and released. we just dont know.
  • i also get the feeling this is it, this is the final album. i have never seen them live, so i plan on checking them out when they tour again. It seems like each album takes so much out of them, and they take such a long time between albums
  • DewieCoxDewieCox Posts: 11,429
    i also get the feeling this is it, this is the final album. i have never seen them live, so i plan on checking them out when they tour again. It seems like each album takes so much out of them, and they take such a long time between albums

    I could definitely see them hanging it up after this album, but they have also hinted at the possibility that they'll never stop, that they love what they're doin and musicians don't just quit makin music one day.

    I agree it seems like it takes forever for them to come out with a new album, but they've toured absolutely everywhere for 2-3 years following the last 2 releases. You'd think that would give them time to come up with alot of material, but they like to go into the studio with a pretty blank slate.
  • LOL. I love the posts their moderator/forum/website dude posts. A lot of people think he is a dick.

    Seriously, if Pearl Jam posted stuff like this, people would fucking ragequit life.
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  • RobbyD462RobbyD462 Victoria BC Posts: 4,812
    I have seen Tool 7 times since 2001.
    Always changing Always amazing! just too bad
    we have to wait 5 years between albums!
    -Seattle,Wash-Key Arena-9/21/9 -Vancouver,B.C-Rogers Arena-12/4/13 -Vancouver,BC-Rogers Arena-5/6/24
    -Seattle,Wash-Key Arena-9/22/9 -Pemberton,B.C-7/17/16
    -Vancouver,B.C-GM Place -9/25/9 -Seattle,Wash-Safeco Field-8/8/18
    -Vancouver,B.C-Pacific Coliseum-9/25/11 -Seattle,Wash-Safeco Field-8/10/18
    -Misoula,MT-Adams Field House-9/30/12 -Vancouver,BC-Rogers Arena-5/4/24

  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    LOL. I love the posts their moderator/forum/website dude posts. A lot of people think he is a dick. ...


    i think he may well be.. doesnt make him any less interesting tho. :lol:
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    ive never understood why tool has never really followed the lead of radiohead or trent reznor, in terms of using the internet and technology in terms of marketing and releasing new music. Indeed bands can now mix the album and then immediately release it on the internet. For some reason Tool and all its affliated bands and side projects have never taken advantagde of this. What i got out of the statement posted above was they are in studio and recording. while thats exciting, given what i just said, the new album could be over a year from being finished and released. we just dont know.


    cause they dont want to.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • RobbyD462 wrote:
    I have seen Tool 7 times since 2001.
    Always changing Always amazing! just too bad
    we have to wait 5 years between albums!

    5 times since 1997 for me. Extremely awesome live shows.

    I hope something new comes out sooner than later, but I'm still not holding my breath. For the last little while Maynard toured with APC and recorded and released a new Puscifer album and is now touring on it. It just doesn't seem like there has been a lot of extra time, recently at least, that he could have been working on new Tool material.
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  • MSnider44MSnider44 San Diego Posts: 746
    i also get the feeling this is it, this is the final album. i have never seen them live, so i plan on checking them out when they tour again. It seems like each album takes so much out of them, and they take such a long time between albums

    I say 2 or 3 more albums at the most - especially since they wait 5 years in between albums. I can't see the guys getting older and rocking out to the stuff they've made over the past 15 years 10+ years from now. But I think they have a good 10 years left to make some hard rocking shit - they're still young enough. I can see the guys doing their side work - Maynard with his wine and softer music, Danny touring with other musicians and his side bands, Adam with his art, and, well Justin - not quite sure what he'd do....
  • ive never understood why tool has never really followed the lead of radiohead or trent reznor, in terms of using the internet and technology in terms of marketing and releasing new music. Indeed bands can now mix the album and then immediately release it on the internet. For some reason Tool and all its affliated bands and side projects have never taken advantagde of this. What i got out of the statement posted above was they are in studio and recording. while thats exciting, given what i just said, the new album could be over a year from being finished and released. we just dont know.


    cause they dont want to.


    Wow, so enlightening.
  • ive never understood why tool has never really followed the lead of radiohead or trent reznor, in terms of using the internet and technology in terms of marketing and releasing new music. Indeed bands can now mix the album and then immediately release it on the internet. For some reason Tool and all its affliated bands and side projects have never taken advantagde of this. What i got out of the statement posted above was they are in studio and recording. while thats exciting, given what i just said, the new album could be over a year from being finished and released. we just dont know.


    cause they dont want to.


    Wow, so enlightening.

    She's right though, they've always marched in their own direction.

    Also, the main reason is more likely to be this guy: http://www.alexgrey.com/ ; and what he creates for them. They want you to get the physical package with the physical artwork that associates with their music. They've never shied away from spirituality. I also recommend checking out his studio if you're ever in his area.
  • i think you are right, the artwork is pretty much equal in terms of the music for tool. I was just suggesting, they are a band with a huge amount of hatred for the record industry and labels and such, and Radiohead and Trent Reznor seem in agreement with that sentiment as well. I viewed the In Rainbows thing, and the several things Trent has done and released online to be the finger to the label and CEO's.

    Tool has always seemed to me to be this very intense band, who want to create meaningful lasting art, musical and otherwise, and that the other stuff (press, interviews, conventional narrative videos, promotion, hype, stardom and fame) are all things they refuse to even engage in and participate in. its music and art for tool, thats it.

    Thats why i mentioned their lack of releasing things online. Nowadays bands really have no need for labels at all really. Why not just release the new record on their website and sell it bundled with the artwork? Radiohead did the newspaper thing for King of Limbs. Why couldnt Tool do the same? I see no reason why they shouldnt go this route really. One can still sell and get the amazing artwork and packaging of the tool album when you buy it on their site or something, or both Alex Grey and Tool could sell it.

    I just find it/found it odd, such an independent band, seems so tied into the major label system. Reminds me of Pearl Jam in a way. These are forward thinking, amazing bands who create great art. With Tool its different since theyve only released 2 albums since the internet became "big" Lateralus and 10,000 days, but with PJ, i never really understood the huge push for Backspacer to do well in physical copies/format. I think they would have been better served marketing the album in the "digital" realm, to music blogs as opposed to talking to tired outlets like Spin and Rolling Stone. Its the same advice i'd give to any new upstart band. Would you tell them to try and get ink in Rolling Stone, or would you tell them to talk to Pitchfork and Brooklyn Vegan? But thats sort of off topic...
  • pjl44pjl44 Posts: 9,486
    ive never understood why tool has never really followed the lead of radiohead or trent reznor, in terms of using the internet and technology in terms of marketing and releasing new music. Indeed bands can now mix the album and then immediately release it on the internet. For some reason Tool and all its affliated bands and side projects have never taken advantagde of this. What i got out of the statement posted above was they are in studio and recording. while thats exciting, given what i just said, the new album could be over a year from being finished and released. we just dont know.

    Maybe they're still under contract? I know they had huge problems with Volcano back in the day. Maynard's gone the completely independent route with Puscifer, so it wouldn't surprise me if Tool followed suit when/if they're free of any obligations.
  • oona leftoona left Posts: 1,677
    MSnider44 wrote:
    http://www.facebook.com/ToolMusic/posts/248314615229015


    "At a time when the headlines are dominated by frenzied Amish beard clippers, whooping cough and Occupy Wall Street (Forget that - how about Occupy the Playboy Mansion, all you 69 per centers!), rather than discuss the thawing permafrost, Sandusky, or baffling Gamma ray bursts, how about some exciting TOOL-RELATED NEWS... That's right - while most of you were still digesting your Thanksgiving bird, highly acclaimed recording engineer and producer (not to mention vintage candy aficionado!) 'Evil' Joe Barresi was seated at the mixing console in the band's home studio - the only evidence of the holiday being a bowl of pumpkin-pie cheesecake Kit Kats that was placed there by one of the girls from Tool's business management. Believe it! Hours after your cranberry sauce was still jiggling, members of the band had gathered at the loft to begin tracking. For the sessions, the place looked like a gear-junkie's wet-dream, and with the 'evil' one deftly punching in bars on the remote control, as the night wore on, song after song -in all their musical complexity - were being captured on tape (Yes, tape! For this record, a Studer A827 "Gold Edition" analog tape recorder had been trucked in.) By the time of my much-anticipated arrival on Tuesday, almost all of the tracks were finished, as were the holiday confections. With the loft now littered with empty Tommy's burger wrappers and spent cans of Red Bull, as guitar riffs processed through an antique Echoplex wailed over the KRKs, stories were being told about Danny recently making a daring escape in his orange Lambo from Mastros steakhouse in Beverly Hills (where a side of lobster mashed potatoes goes for $30.00) - the entire thing caught by TMZ's cameras... although the crowd cheers are probably still lying on the proverbial cutting room floor. And now, with you being down to your last leftover turkey sandwich, with but a few overdubs to add, you can bet that the boys will be back at it tonight...

    But what about TOOL's new album, you ask? Are they still making progress with the writing and arranging sessions? Will they be working during the holidays as a Gamma ray-mutated pterosaur tramples on foreclosed gingerbread houses? Absolutely! (for the quintillionth time), only with a festive pear-cinnamon cider replacing the Volto! Red Bulls. Actually, I've even seen part of a video from the band's next record - albeit this occurred during a strange time-slip that I recently experienced while pushing a shopping cart down one of the aisles at my local Ralphs (a place where cracks in paratime somehow seem to happen regularly). While looking for *********, I saw some guy wearing a programmable display (UV) TOOL 'video' tee-shirt. Glancing at it, I could hear the haunting sonic structure of one of the new songs accompanied by the bizarre, vibrant, Adam Jones imagery (yes, on the soft, flexible 'screen' material - which, of course, was made from the best quality cloth-plants). Wait a quark-flipping minute! Had I pushed the screeching cart many years into the future? Entranced by the dude's shirt, I watched as purplish amoeba-like things with a tangle of feelers morphed into intensely-colorful creatures. These were frightening, writhing chimeras and other mind-boggling bio-oddities of a demented (er... creative) mind. Were these some kind of "Saucer Wisdom" inspired piezoplastic receivers transmitted from Adam's thought-forms, or had he simply recorded one of his favorite nightmares?

    (Had one of the band members themselves appeared in the video, I would have checked to see if any hair was blowing in the wind - just one of several tell-tale signs of a recorded dream.) Either way, how amazing were the images! (Cooler than watching a night janitor at McDonalds on fully charged quantum dot batteries in the flicker of strobe lights).

    As I continued to observe the bedizening mental cartoons - snippets of some intricately detailed hyper-animation - I noticed that the guy wearing the Tool shirt was NOW accompanied by band-member semblances (decoy band-member semblances, I wondered?) Recognizing me, the Danny 'semblance' raised a half-full polyglass of some glittering black eagletail. As I was about to acknowledge this wonderful example of encrypted electromagnetic vibrations, I quickly found myself back at the Ralphs of November, 2011 e.v. And guess what happened next? You guessed it. I've heard of MIB types attempting to eat their green Jell-o with a straw, or even sticking a fork into a glass of Dr. Pepper. Hell, I've even seen one of the black hat boojums pay for a Whopper at Burger King with a handful of gleaming silver dollars - not to mention the dude who ordered a "Coke and Olives" at my neighborhood pub. But what this MIB-type did was really a dead giveaway. How so? Well, while at the checkout counter, along with his groceries, 'he' PURCHASED (there on the spot) Ralphs gift cards for $20.00 each (PLUS activation fees), which he wanted to use to pay for everything. Noticing the puzzled look on the cashier's face, I quickly left my stuff on the counter and hurried out of the place... wanting desperately to get back to my enchanted green ball... I mean, to my apartment...

    Finally, to address all those Tool tour rumors. A few days ago, I met with the band's management in order to discuss this very thing. Although I wasn't sure if there was any validity to the rumors, I nevertheless told their manager that a small winter tour might not be such a bad thing. However, given my age, I didn't think that I'd be able to attend too many shows as a guest (at least, I wouldn't be able to attend them with the same vigor that I used to). I certainly didn't want to travel on the tour bus, as the bunks hurt my back. Also, my excessive snoring might keep some of the early riser band members awake at night (particularly Danny and Justin). And then there's the issue of the bad weather - both here and in Europe. Some dates in Australia would be okay, but with the recent discovery of an albino trapdoor spider in the land DownUnder, I'd have to rule that out, too. Perhaps some shows in the southern states might be best. Maybe even Texas? How about just a show or two right here in Los Angeles? That would certainly make things easier for me. I might even be able to party like I used to in the good old touring days. Better yet, still, what about an electromagnetic radiation transmitted (as theorized by Rudy Rucker, among others) - reconstituted/manifested Tool concert (including personality wave guests with all-access laminates) anywhere on the entire planet? Now, that would be great!.. Especially with those programmable display tee-shirts available at the Merch booth...

    HAPPY TRAILS"

    This is hysterical!
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