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Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
edited December 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
WOW.

http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/
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  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,412
    :? :lol:
    I LOVE MUSIC.
    www.cluthelee.com
    www.cluthe.com
  • EZ1221CEZ1221C Posts: 2,645
    my favorite is the illuminati one hands down.
    PLAY THE SOUTH
  • SidnumSidnum Posts: 674
    This is so sad. The blog is great, but that kid is, well, I don't know. Annoying I guess. I almost don't want to believe it's real, even though he says it is.
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain Posts: 31,123
    :lol::lol:
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    This is some of the funniest shit I have read in a long time.

    The Thanksgiving ones are comedic gold.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    where's Rye? she'll pee her pants reading this!
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    RKCNDY wrote:
    where's Rye? she'll pee her pants reading this!

    Good, then I won't be the only one. :lol::lol:

    The "OLD SKOOL" one was hilarious as well.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    dcfaithful wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    where's Rye? she'll pee her pants reading this!

    Good, then I won't be the only one. :lol::lol:

    The "OLD SKOOL" one was hilarious as well.

    "dc...makes me sum lasanya"
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    thats fucked up
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • rhcpjam1029rhcpjam1029 Posts: 1,968
    just stumbled upon this. if this is made up, this guy is a genius.
    Beavis: All my friends are brown and red? What does that mean?
    Butthead: It means that his friends are like turds and that they like suck.
    Beavis: Heh heh. Oh yeah. Yeah! Get those spoons out of my face before I shove them up your butt!
    Butthead: Huh huh.
  • samjamsamjam Posts: 9,283
    Not sure if this is made up or not but regardless I'm laughing! :lol:
    "Sometimes you find yourself having to put all your faith in no faith."
    ~not a dude~
    2010: MSGx2
    2012: Made In America
    2013: Pittsburgh, Brooklynx2, Hartford, Baltimore
    2014: Leeds, Milton Keynes, Detroit
    2015: Global Citizen Festival
    2016: Phillyx2, MSGx2, Fenwayx2
    2018: Barcelona, Wrigleyx2
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    edited December 2011
    Sounds like some of CavStar's late night posts!! :lol:
    Post edited by DS1119 on
  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    DS1119 wrote:
    Sounds like some of CavSatar's late night posts!! :lol:

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    According to this story...

    http://www.webpronews.com/texts-from-bennett-pancake-rapper-viral-hits-are-the-same-person-2011-12

    the guy in the YouTube video rapping about making pancakes is Bennett's cousin, the one who posted the supposed texts from Bennett.

    They seem fake to me. Especially the one mixing up Vincent Van Gogh and Vince Vaughn. That's way too stupid to be an actual person.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    edited December 2011
    SatansFuton wrote:
    They seem fake to me. Especially the one mixing up Vincent Van Gogh and Vince Vaughn. That's way too stupid to be an actual person.

    Never underestimate human stupidity.
    Post edited by dcfaithful on
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Indifference71Indifference71 Posts: 14,824
    dcfaithful wrote:
    SatansFuton wrote:
    They seem fake to me. Especially the one mixing up Vincent Van Gogh and Vince Vaughn. That's way too stupid to be an actual person.

    Never underestimate the human stupidity.


    You beat me to it....that's exactly what I was going to say. There are plenty of really stupid people out there.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Indifference71 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    SatansFuton wrote:
    They seem fake to me. Especially the one mixing up Vincent Van Gogh and Vince Vaughn. That's way too stupid to be an actual person.

    Never underestimate the human stupidity.


    You beat me to it....that's exactly what I was going to say. There are plenty of really stupid people out there.

    We can also give a prime example of this by showing off my totally unnecessary inclusion of the word "the" :oops:

    dcfaithful FAIL.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Indifference71Indifference71 Posts: 14,824
    dcfaithful wrote:

    We can also give a prime example of this by showing off my totally unnecessary inclusion of the word "the" :oops:

    dcfaithful FAIL.

    ha...I didn't want to say anything. But hey....you still look like a fucking genius compared to Bennett.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Indifference71 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:

    We can also give a prime example of this by showing off my totally unnecessary inclusion of the word "the" :oops:

    dcfaithful FAIL.

    ha...I didn't want to say anything. But hey....you still look like a fucking genius compared to Bennett.

    You should've called me out on it, that was an inexcusable error.

    I'd hang out with Bennett strictly for entertainment, although there is no question he's an idiot.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    dcfaithful wrote:
    SatansFuton wrote:
    They seem fake to me. Especially the one mixing up Vincent Van Gogh and Vince Vaughn. That's way too stupid to be an actual person.

    Never underestimate the human stupidity.


    Geez I hope you proof read those thank you notes you wrote to the interviewers! :P
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    I had to fix my original error, even though it's present with your quote, Indifference.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    DS1119 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    SatansFuton wrote:
    They seem fake to me. Especially the one mixing up Vincent Van Gogh and Vince Vaughn. That's way too stupid to be an actual person.

    Never underestimate the human stupidity.


    Geez I hope you proof read those thank you notes you wrote to the interviewers! :P

    :lol::lol::lol:

    I can assure you I did because, as you can see, I have been known to make some pretty foolish spelling errors.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Let dcfaithful be a shining example of how stupid humans can be.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • keeponrockinkeeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    It's like real life scumbag steve.
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/tex ... ett-765319
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    DS1119 wrote:
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/texts-not-from-bennett-765319

    THIS IS SO DISHEARTENING!












    ....But not very surprising. Boo!!!
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    DS1119 wrote:
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/texts-not-from-bennett-765319



    nice job...you are the king of conspiracy




    and they weren't all that funny to begin with.
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    81 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/texts-not-from-bennett-765319



    nice job...you are the king of conspiracy




    and they weren't all that funny to begin with.


    Just keepin' it real.
  • SidnumSidnum Posts: 674
    DS1119 wrote:
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/texts-not-from-bennett-765319

    Thank God.
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