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antares434antares434 Posts: 110
edited December 2011 in The Porch
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    antares434antares434 Posts: 110
    Sonic Reducer is on your list of all-time classic Christmas songs ...
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    kenshuntkenshunt London, Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,863
    If you contact Kufala freaking out that Comeback might be missing from a bootleg you purchased.
    London 2005
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    PJArtistPJArtist New Orleans Posts: 542
    Obsessing over out of stock or limited editions
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    Kissimmee 04/Montreal 05/Chicago 06/Gorge 06/Leeds 06/London 07/Lollapalooza 07/EV Chicago 08/EV Santa Barbara 08/Bonnaroo 08/EV @ McCartney NY 09/EV Atlanta 09/Spectrum 09 (4 shows)/Jazz Fest '10/Voices for Justice (EV) 10/Columbus 10/Noblesville 10/EV Sydney, Melbourne 11/EV Philadelphia, Detroit 11/Alpine weekend/Toronto 11 (2 shows)/Made in America 2012/Deluna Fest 2012/Missoula 2012/Brooklyn, Philadelphia, Dallas, OKC, Portland, Spokane, Vancouver, Seattle 2013/Global Citizen/Florida 16/MSG 16/Wrigley 16
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    NoCode416NoCode416 Posts: 416
    ... if you've been sitting here for more than two minutes trying to think of something that shows how truly obsessed you are.
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    pjsycopjsyco Wilmington, NC Posts: 642
    You get a black man in a pimp suit riding a tricycle tattooed on your back
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    MG79478MG79478 Posts: 1,628
    You keep drinking a subpar beer, a style of beer you never drink, just because it has PJ20 on the label.

    They should have just pasted the PJ20 label on Squall IPA!
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,625
    during the family Thanksgiving meal last week you took your turn to say 'What your moment of 2011 to be most thankful for' was the 3 hours on September 25th when you and your wife got to see a Pearl Jam show.

    Everyone at the table laughed at me. I felt perfectly comfortable with my answer!
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
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    NamiNami Newfoundland Posts: 5,989
    you get caught in the mall singing the yeahhhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhh (Ed's drawn out version ) of Porch by a passer by... Ive been listening to the Live @ the Moore, last couple days. dang its raw and awesome.

    :lol:
    Hamilton 9-13-05; Toronto 5-9-06, Toronto 8-21-09, Toronto 9-12-11, Hamilton 9-15-11....
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    Gvn2flyGvn2fly Posts: 745
    pjsyco wrote:
    You get a black man in a pimp suit riding a tricycle tattooed on your back

    :thumbup: :clap:
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    territamuterritamu Posts: 194
    Your nieces and nephews don't call you 'Aunt Terri' anymore...they call you 'PJ20'.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me

    06/26/2011 - EV - Detroit, MI
    09/03 and 09/04/2011 PJ20 - Alpine Valley
    06/20 and 06/21/2012 - PJ - Manchester, UK
    11/13 and 11/16/2012 - EV - Houston, TX and Dallas, TX
    07/29/2013 - PJ - Wrigley Field, Chicago, IL
    11/15/2013 - PJ - Dallas, TX
    11/16/2013 - PJ - Oklahoma City, OK
    10/03/2014 - PJ - St. Louis, MO
    10/08/2014 - PJ - Tulsa, OK
    10/12/2014 - PJ - ACL Festival, Austin, TX
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    vant0037vant0037 Posts: 6,071
    ...the letters on your co-worker's license plate are "PFJ" and all you could think was that it must be a vanity plate meaning "Pearl Fucking Jam."
    1998-06-30 Minneapolis
    2003-06-16 St. Paul
    2006-06-26 St. Paul
    2007-08-05 Chicago
    2009-08-23 Chicago
    2009-08-28 San Francisco
    2010-05-01 NOLA (Jazz Fest)
    2011-07-02 EV Minneapolis
    2011-09-03 PJ20
    2011-09-04 PJ20
    2011-09-17 Winnipeg
    2012-06-26 Amsterdam
    2012-06-27 Amsterdam
    2013-07-19 Wrigley
    2013-11-21 San Diego
    2013-11-23 Los Angeles
    2013-11-24 Los Angeles
    2014-07-08 Leeds, UK
    2014-07-11 Milton Keynes, UK
    2014-10-09 Lincoln
    2014-10-19 St. Paul
    2014-10-20 Milwaukee
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    2016-08-22 Wrigley 2
    2018-06-18 London 1
    2018-08-18 Wrigley 1
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    2023-09-02 St. Paul
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    this is a true fan..period
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4AVLvyZ0Fs
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    pjradiopjradio Posts: 6,704
    ...you have more than a dozen DIFFERENT Live versions of Even Flow on your ipod
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    pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    this is a true fan..period
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4AVLvyZ0Fs
    :thumbup: :wave: seen it a bunch always makes me laugh ... priceless :lol:
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    MASMAS Posts: 628
    pjsyco wrote:
    You get a black man in a pimp suit riding a tricycle tattooed on your back

    How did this thread continue after this!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????? :lol:
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    PJ51390PJ51390 Atlanta Posts: 728
    NoCode416 wrote:
    ... if you've been sitting here for more than two minutes trying to think of something that shows how truly obsessed you are.

    Found myself doing the same.
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    erocshiftyerocshifty Posts: 1,170
    you were thankful for pj at thanksgiving..i did that one, too! you check the goods section 15 times a day (minimum) to see if any new merch is up.
    "It's best to live in grace before you're forced to." EV- 10/09/2014 
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    CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    when your initials literally are CPJ
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
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    JaneNYJaneNY Posts: 4,438
    Whenever I see the initials MLB all I can think of is Mother Love Bone. Sorry, sports fans.
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    DewieCoxDewieCox Posts: 11,412
    pjradio wrote:
    ...you have more than a dozen DIFFERENT Live versions of Even Flow on your ipod

    You have a few different versions of Evenflow from the same show, but from different tapers.
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    Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,380
    You have well over 100 'Encore Breaks' on your iPod.
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
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    davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    viewtopic.php?f=4&t=148516&hilit=+pearl+jam+fan
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    hanjennihanjenni Posts: 174
    you felt similar anticipation walking into your local specialty beer store hoping you can find at least one bottle of faithful ale, as you felt every time a pre-sale would start for tickets :lol:
    "How I choose to feel,... Is how I am."

    after 20 years of waiting: EV Fox Theatre Detroit-6/26/11;Alpine Valley-9/3/11 & 9/4/11;Toronto-9/11/11;Music Midtown-8/22/12;London, Ontario-7/16/13;Wrigley Field, Chicago-7/19/13
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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Davidtrios wrote:
    http://forums.pearljam.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=148516&hilit=+pearl+jam+fan
    You know what this link is before you hit it...
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    Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    You have well over 100 'Encore Breaks' on your iPod.

    and you've made a playlist full on Encore Breaks so you can listen to Ed say funny stuff
    I've met Rob

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    This place is dead

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    mini_tbmini_tb Posts: 420
    You Might Be An Obsessed Pearl Jam Fan If ...

    You refer to Even Flow as a piss break song.
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    NamiNami Newfoundland Posts: 5,989
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    this is a true fan..period
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4AVLvyZ0Fs


    LMAO ... this is pretty much what it was like.. but i scored tix. :lol:

    too funny
    Hamilton 9-13-05; Toronto 5-9-06, Toronto 8-21-09, Toronto 9-12-11, Hamilton 9-15-11....
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    davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Davidtrios wrote:
    http://forums.pearljam.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=148516&hilit=+pearl+jam+fan
    You know what this link is before you hit it...


    :lol:

    i am an :ugeek:
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    your move nowyour move now Posts: 1,165
    you have all those encore breaks... and their words (and timing) memorised just as well as any song lyric
    I don't mean to offend anyone, a lot of what I say should be taken with a grain of salt... that said for most of you I'm a stranger on a computer on the other side of the world, don't give me that sort of power!
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    KathiKathi Posts: 1,828
    you catch your non-english-speaking dad singing a very rudimentary version of wishlist cause you've played it so much...and you think "yay, yet another convert!"
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